SIFTER SURVEY
♥ Ladies and Gentlemen! ♥
You are invited to take part in the inaugural SIFTER SURVEY. I thought it would be fun to collect and analyse data on our motley crew, so I've haphazardly cobbled together a brief survey.
It is entirely anonymous, in the hopes that anonymity will maximise participation rates and honesty of responses1.
Here is the link, my good fellows: http://kwiksurveys.com/?u=videosift
YOU! SHALL NOT! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS up this opportunity.
1 Anonymity might result in troll responses. Please, don't be a troll!
You are invited to take part in the inaugural SIFTER SURVEY. I thought it would be fun to collect and analyse data on our motley crew, so I've haphazardly cobbled together a brief survey.
It is entirely anonymous, in the hopes that anonymity will maximise participation rates and honesty of responses1.
Here is the link, my good fellows: http://kwiksurveys.com/?u=videosift
YOU! SHALL NOT! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS up this opportunity.
1 Anonymity might result in troll responses. Please, don't be a troll!
51 Comments
Done! Nice survey!
I'm in.
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Done!
Just so you know, you've listed "exclusively heterosexual" twice in the Kinsey dropdown list (I think the last one is supposed to say homosexual?).
Done. I gave enough personally identifiable information for any clever person to figure out which one I am, so I treated it as a nymous survey. When do you intend on publishing the results?
done!
What the hell?? I had to scroll way down to find the United States on the country list! It's supposed to be at the top! AMERIKA
Done.
@berticus - Vietnamese should be in the list of cuisines. Buddhism should be in the list of spiritual (dis)beliefs. You have "exclusively heterosexual" listed twice.
Yeah, I had to mark: cuisine - other, because none of them covered cheeseburgers.
done did it
Done, who are you going to sell our info to when it's done![](https://videosift.com/vs5/emoticon/wink.gif)
I chose "other" for favourite cuisine because the list did not contain "my mother's cooking".
Cinema seriously needs to be a choice for favourite channel. Other than that, I look forward to the results.
Done.
When will the winners be announced?
On this survey, it's possible to be so gay that you're straight.
I've done the survey. some drugs are missing in there ...
I like steak. What country is that?
#4 on the Kinsey scale "Predominately homosexual but more than incidentally homosexual." Should read "Predominatly homosexual but more than incidentally heterosexual."
Canada!>> ^gwiz665:
I like steak. What country is that?
I thought that was pig. Hiyoohh.
>> ^Fusionaut:
Canada!>> ^gwiz665:
I like steak. What country is that?
This guy!![](https://videosift.com/vs5/emoticon/teeth.gif)
>> ^kulpims:
I've done the survey. some drugs are missing in there ...
http://www.albertabeef.org/
mmmmmmmmmmm......
Changes made. Looks like only 1 or 2 trolls so far.
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NEED MOAR RESPONSES!
p.s. @dag, love the promo spot.
Done, great stuff. Although why 'Documentaries' is not in the list of channels is beyond me (couldn't you have listed them all?)
Looking forward to the results in pretty graphs.
much shorter than i was expecting.
shouldn't take more than a minute, if anyone was worried about the time.
>> ^hpqp:
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I chose "other" for favourite cuisine because the list did not contain "my mother's cooking".
Your mother is obviously a much better cook than mine ever was!
Besides asking religion/spirituality, you should have a how often do you practice it. Just sayin...
Also done.
I will get on it later!
Me 2. We shall all pass!
*slaps survey's butt*
Done.
Kinsey scale left out some drugs for me as well Mr Wiz-Better to shoot for specifics when chumming for sharkies-
Needs "Yes" or "All of the above" for favorite cuisine. Otherwise it seemed pretty well done.
More drugs are part of "Other illicit substances", you guys. Although I've got a few that aren't technically illicit...or at least they weren't when I tried them.
I done it
>> ^UsesProzac:
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What the hell?? I had to scroll way down to find the United States on the country list! It's supposed to be at the top! AMERIKA
Yeah, we're #1.
Is this gonna count toward our final grade?
And the survey SEZ .....
Last (to be done)!
Did it. You gonna tell us what the most popular drugs sifters use are?
All but meth for me...and even that doesn't count since ecstasy has methamphetamine in it>> ^kagenin:
Did it. You gonna tell us what the most popular drugs sifters use are?
>> ^kagenin:
Did it. You gonna tell us what the most popular drugs sifters use are?
Serotonin !
SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER
well i suppose it depends what you mean by popularity. if you mean the drug that the highest percentage of people say they have tried, then it's, unsurprisingly, alcohol.
SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER
done!
*promote
Promoting this Sift Talk post - promote requested by rottenseed.
...or as they say in the porn forums: BUMP! MOAR!!!
195 responses so far. I think tomorrow marks 2 weeks, shall I close it up then, so we can take a look at the data?
>> ^berticus:
195 responses so far. I think tomorrow marks 2 weeks, shall I close it up then, so we can take a look at the data?
Wow, really? 195 responses? Cool!
What does it mean that I kept reading it as "Sister Survey" even after I knew it was "Sifter."
And I didn't check any drug boxes!
Why did you make me pick a country to eat? The only food I like is nommy! I couldn't find it on your map.
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Let's see the results!
If possible, you should release the raw data so other Sifters can use it in their own twisted experiments.
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