newtboy US

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Channel: motorsports
Birthdate: June 29th
A little about me...
I once threatened to sue my parents for depriving me of the bliss of non being through a willful and wanton act of conception.

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BSR says...

Manure has some great qualities. I'm just glad I'm not the one that has to handle it anymore.

EDIT: Everything must have a purpose. If you find something that doesn't have a purpose, you must create it or keep looking.

newtboy said:

They could walk over to it and jump in....or when you say "the manure spreader" do you mean Trump?

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BSR says...

newt, can you not interject, please. Mr. Grump and I are having a private conversation.

OK. Where were we?

Oh yeah. Mr. Heartless.

If you don't have a heart then how do explain the anger and frustration you emit (yes, emit. That's how I got your sos) when you hear or see innocent people being hurt and/or killed and blah blah blah?

newtboy said:

Tell Mr Gump....besides, I'm not a heart man either.

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BSR says...

Accidently posted in my own profile by quoting myself. Duh.
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Keep in mind that Spock was half human. Otherwise he would have just been cold AI. Only dead people are cold.

Somewhere, out there, are a group of kids in a garage learning and practicing to use the weapons they chose to fight with. They are honing their skills and putting every effort into being marksmen.

Their weapons of choice have been proven to be highly efficient and affective in a clandestine way. Not by design but by happenstance.

Their dream is to be the next big hit rock band.

What did you dream?
It's alright we told you what to dream -Pink Floyd

But to make it to the top their words and crafted notes must penetrate the heart where they will be stored and remembered when the time comes. The message:

Seems I'm not alone at being alone
A hundred billion castaways
Looking for a home -Sting

The people who are violated by those that hate are sent to a place that is very hard to reach. They only hope someone will hear them. Outside the wall.

You can hear them in music.

Isn't this where -Pink Floyd

This is where you come in. Don't forget your mighty pen. Your dream is at stake.

newtboy said:

Use them to fulfill my plans for world domination in a style that would make Thanos look like Mr Rogers....but first build a floating spider skull island and move there.

POWER!!!!

BSR says...

LOL! Nice. The fact you make it a floating island shows you're ready for rising sea levels.

I'll be back. Got to go snatch one. Bag 'em up.

newtboy said:

Use them to fulfill my plans for world domination in a style that would make Thanos look like Mr Rogers....but first build a floating spider skull island and move there.

POWER!!!!

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