this is one angry virgin...

Sure, OK, go out and do this. Buy why would you film it, much less post it anywhere for someone to see?

One or two of those where almost impressive, he should practice more.
More clean cuts, less trying to show off with crappy moves.

Most exercise he's gotten all year.

That boy keeps his blades sharp. Kudos.

He would have done it with hot dogs, but he ate them instead.

List of sequential reactions I had:

1. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...*deep breath*.....omg BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA..*wipe tears from eyes*
2. Oh.....uh..nvm...5 gallon jug....actually kind of awesome
3. Wow....holy crap massive sweatpants
4. Realization that this was taken over multiple days
5. Re-BWAHAHAHAHAH
5. 32 pack? No way. Oh yes.
5. Holy Ginsu those are sharp
6. Upvote..moar pls

Yep. I was all prepared to laugh at him, but by the end I was pretty impressed. I wonder if he got better as the filming went on. There were more clean cuts with half the bottle left standing. Pretty cool.

Cold Steel just found their newest salesperson.

If you ever thought you had weird or shitty neighbors, this guy probably just made them look like the coolest neighbors ever.

That dude is BAD TO THE (BIG) BONED

<the jerk - steve martin voice>
He hates these water bottles !

"I wonder if he hates water, or bottles?"

No one can know for sure, but I'm certain he doesn't hate cheeseburgers.

The sword he's using is a "Musashi Damacus Katana", which is a whopping $180 on their website.

Now call me skeptical, but I do not believe you can buy a quality sword for $180 (given that a decent blunt iaito starts at around $600 and a proper shinken starts at several thousand).

So really, this is just some muppet with a crappy sword who thinks he's a "ninja".

>> ^Jinx:

Cold Steel just found their newest salesperson.


..he's ready for his quest!

man, Phil Anselmo (lead singer of Pantera) sure let himself go

Zombieland Rule # 1 - Cardio

it's a neck beard preparing for the zombie apocalypse. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

His mama must be so proud =o/

Star Wars Kid meet Fat Bushido. Can't wait for the TV show.

And halfway around the world a starving boy dies of thirst.

You mean that the kid chopping up water bottles in his driveway isn't a professional assassin because his sword isn't expensive enough? Thanks for clearing that up.
>> ^ChaosEngine:

The sword he's using is a "Musashi Damacus Katana", which is a whopping $180 on their website.
Now call me skeptical, but I do not believe you can buy a quality sword for $180 (given that a decent blunt iaito starts at around $600 and a proper shinken starts at several thousand).
So really, this is just some muppet with a crappy sword who thinks he's a "ninja".

But in reality, with that level of commitment he could find an Iaido teacher and learn to do this for real. He'd have to ditch the fantasy swords though.

>> ^DrewNumberTwo:

You mean that the kid chopping up water bottles in his driveway isn't a professional assassin because his sword isn't expensive enough? Thanks for clearing that up.

You're welcome. It is my sacred duty to point these things out on the internet, and I am 100% serious about it all the time.

Preparedness training for the coming Zombie Apocalypse!!

More like a FATana.

#77 hardly counts. He just pushed it off.

He has terrible form.

So, does his father sell water bottles or knives? I'm confused.

I dunno, I can buy a steak knife capable of killing someone for a couple of euro.>> ^ChaosEngine:

The sword he's using is a "Musashi Damacus Katana", which is a whopping $180 on their website.
Now call me skeptical, but I do not believe you can buy a quality sword for $180 (given that a decent blunt iaito starts at around $600 and a proper shinken starts at several thousand).
So really, this is just some muppet with a crappy sword who thinks he's a "ninja".

This skill would not even get him a job at the circus.

It would get him a radical Muslim job as a henchman. He just needs to convert.

Ha-ha! What a hilarious, fat idiot! Right guys? Right?

Mock him all you want plebeians, but when the inevitable human vs waterbottle war begins, you will all be sorry.

So very sorry.

Ok, #18, at 1:05, in slowmo, with the wind blowing his hair after, is rather poetic.

This all started because his mom said he had to start drinking more water than Pepsi.

Anyone consider that this might just be a dude with a serious dose of self-irony, and the balls to make fun of himself?

I sure hope he recycles.

Hey now guys and gals, he did slice a bottle of Diet coke in there. It at least means he's trying to cut back on soda. He sure isn't drinking water.

*goes to buy stocks in bottled water*

Reminds me of http://videosift.com/video/18-Rounds-in-3-Seconds

This video will be really creepy once he finishes training and massacres his school.

Seriously? Nobody has compared him to this yet?

Yoda says water harmless real enemy will come!!

May the force be with you!!!

Damn! Michonne let herself go!

>> ^ChaosEngine:

The sword he's using is a "Musashi Damacus Katana", which is a whopping $180 on their website.
Now call me skeptical, but I do not believe you can buy a quality sword for $180 (given that a decent blunt iaito starts at around $600 and a proper shinken starts at several thousand).
So really, this is just some muppet with a crappy sword who thinks he's a "ninja".


DrewNumberTwo kinda stole my thunder (and eloquently at that), but perhaps there's still enough room to ask: how do you know so much about ancient japanese weapons without evidence of such study confining your own self to a certain stereotype that this young man belongs to as well?

>> ^Retroboy:

DrewNumberTwo kinda stole my thunder (and eloquently at that), but perhaps there's still enough room to ask: how do you know so much about ancient japanese weapons without evidence of such study confining your own self to a certain stereotype that this young man belongs to as well?


Well, aside from the fact that I wasn't really taking it all that seriously (see my reply to drew), I've studied Aikido (including bokken work) for a good few years now and I'm currently looking into getting an iaito (hence looking at the prices of them) and starting Iaido once I get through my next grading. I wouldn't claim to be an expert in any way, but I know enough to recognise this as bullshit.

As for stereotyping myself, I'll happily admit that if anyone shows the slightest interest, I will bore them to death talking about Aikido (of which I know a little bit) and martial arts in general (of which I know bugger all).

But I don't go around cutting bottles in half with a pos "sword" and putting it on youtube.

>> ^WaterDweller:

Anyone consider that this might just be a dude with a serious dose of self-irony, and the balls to make fun of himself?


i laugh at this line of reasoning... if he is someone who has an incredible sense of irony, and the balls to make fun of himself... HE MADE THIS EXPECTING TO BE MADE FUN OF

meaning everyone but the people "stepping in to combat internet bullying" are IN ON THE JOKE, or at least taking an active role in it

the only people not.... internet bully police

and if he didn't do it for that reasoning, it doesn't mean it's wrong to make fun of it either...
political correctness and sensitivity are EVILS in today's society and actually work to the detriment of harmony and understanding

everything is not equal, if everything isn't game
and nothing is TOO SERIOUS to make fun of

>> ^DrewNumberTwo:

You mean that the kid chopping up water bottles in his driveway isn't a professional assassin because his sword isn't expensive enough? Thanks for clearing that up.
>> ^ChaosEngine:
The sword he's using is a "Musashi Damacus Katana", which is a whopping $180 on their website.
Now call me skeptical, but I do not believe you can buy a quality sword for $180 (given that a decent blunt iaito starts at around $600 and a proper shinken starts at several thousand).
So really, this is just some muppet with a crappy sword who thinks he's a "ninja".



The deal with Cold Steel blades is that for the price, you get better steel and better precision craftsmanship than someone in their class 500 years ago could never have or afford. They are strong n durable, sharp as fuck, and they take an edge like nobody's business. I have had and still have several examples of Cold Steel's folders and fixed blades. Good shit, highly recommended.

Why can't I stop watching?!

He reminds me of Hurley from Lost