As Ogre would say:

*Furries

Pff, who needed uber in the 80's? Everyone could afford a car and global warming was still considered a myth.

Ban candles!

Know how you can tell a doctor is Vegan?

Don't worry about it, they will tell you as soon as they enter the room.

I myself am a level 6 Vegan, I now only require sunlight to sustain myself. No food, no water, just Prana from the miraculous rays of the Sun.