Didn't even watch the video before I upvoted. Best caption pretty much ever.

And Colbert's showing as a bit stiff but I'm sure he'll even out in a few weeks.

I almost drove off the road laughing when they played the "singing mountie" segment and interviewed his exasperated partner.

Imagine a law enforcement officer that tries to correct your behaviour by laying the tunes on ya.

Michael Bay just climaxed.

This needed to be in the Lord of the Rings movie soundtracks somewhere.

Seriously.

"Mordor" and "Rohan" were just too easy.

Sorry, too much time on reddit.

The goggles do nothing?

Oh wat the heck. *beg

Yeah. Pretty horrible way to get a haircut.

Regardless, there's no way that concentration of aerosol in the car wouldn't have driven them out of there unless they were doing something deliberate. I don't buy the original poster's comments. That anti-static stuff, at least the stuff I've encountered - smells nasty.

I like russians
I like russians
Half the world is what their country spans
They like red and they're hairy and they're not "muricans"

I like russians
I like russians
You never see them having tans
They drink vodka, make caviar, and are hockey fans

I like russian food
As long as the waiter's not nude
It's made from potatoes that they grow all their lives
The girls are quite pretty and make great trophy wives

(and so on)

I debated that part of it when posting but then realized, hey, if South Park can make a Canadian look like a PacMan with two dots for eyes and a fully bisecting mouth, this has gotta be at least reasonably okay.

The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.

So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please

-- Eric Idle, from Monty Python's Flying Circus
Youtube so you can experience it in all its glory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH2P_pVze6s

Even got the timing perfect. Four seconds of actual stupid plot expanded to twenty minutes of show.

What's that white cloud floating in the water at the end of the video?

"What do you think you'll name that first one?"

"Simba."

"Cool. And the other one, over there?"

"Scar".

Good lord, it's like Bruce Willis in Die Hard.

er... with portapotties