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oh and @blankfist, come take your bow.

*quality work, @dag!

Awarding dag with one star point for this contribution to VideoSift - declared quality by UsesProzac.

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Thank you. I was a bit worried that there were not enough farting cats in the song.

Oh shit those cat farts had me laughing the whole time. Well done @dag, maybe your best song yet. *quality

... and congrats @blankfist. Well deserved!

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@dag, it's perfect. Emotive, flatulent, everything that @blankfist is!

Looking forward to a farting cat icon. Congrats!

Cat~fart~ulations!

this had me literally laughing out loud.
so much i almost choked on my coffee.
best so far @dag.
congrats @blankfist.
glad you back brother.

Congratulations Mr. Galaxy!

'Thought this sift might be appropriate for your new status:
http://videosift.com/video/2001-A-Space-Odyssey-Opening-Scene

LOL great, thanks Dag !!!

@dag, I so want you inside me right now.

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It's there. Thanks as usual to Chris Murphy for his outstanding badge designs.
http://www.chrism70.com/

I doubt he's had a job like this one before.

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I felt like I was inside of you while writing this song - that's what you mean right - like *spiritually* inside you - right?

And the pink cat asshole! I'm speechless. Well done. And many, many thanks.

Buckets of A$$ GRAV33 for all!!!

Connoisseur of the sewer... fantastic. I raise my glass to you, my friend.


pfffttt

Excellent song. Well-written and nicely performed. Fabulous feline flatus.

@blankfist - welcome back and congrats on achieving Galaxy. You've always been a quality contributor and one heck of a fire-starter. It's about time you took this job seriously.

P.S. Eat monkey dick you fucking frog!

Well done blanky! It's good you got the opportunity to get your old persona here and I hope that you bring your sexy back

Wow @dag .... with all of the blatant flatulence throughout, that sure is some ... Song Sung Blue [if you CATch my drift]. IMPressive indeedy!

It appears that you have proven to be quite an inspiration @blankfist ... congratulations

OMG what a sweet picture of little Storm for your badge !!!

Congratulations on reaching the Galaxy.

This is great news. Now you can take a break from all the sifting and spend even more time paying prostitutes to watch you cry yourself to sleep. Isn't achievement great?

Lyrics please!

I don't think any galaxy song will ever top this one...and that icon couldn't be more perfect.

I was farting along the whole song. Congratulations!

Congrats you smelly fool!

It IS Storm! I thought that little asshole looked familiar.

Brilliant. Congrats blankfist!

This comment has been nominated as best pun of 2013.

Wait am I missing something here?
Is Blankfist into some weird cat fart fetish?

To each his own I guess...
Congratulations Blankfist you old dog you!

Wow, I haven't been around much in the last little while, I didn't even realize ol' blanky was back. Congrats!

figured you'd just have made this your galaxy-level icon...

another great song, dag.
grats, banky.

This is almost as exciting as the time when we were kids when you taught me how to masturbate. Remember that? Good times. Well what can I say that hasn't already been said? Oh yeah - eat a monkey disk!

Great job with the song Dag! Is there a better milestone to achieve anywhere on the net? I doubt it.
I hope you're happy blanky!

kongrats!!!

Believe me, I cherish this video often. It's something fairly spectacular.

And thanks to everyone for the kind words!!

Congratulations to both Dag and Lucky for fostering one of the most devisive and vindictive assholes to the highest echelon of the VidoeSift community.

As much as I actually get along with BF, the fact that someone can cause as much shit, as many sock puppet accounts, and attack as many people in this community is the absolute #1 reason why VS has become a back, back, back, back burner for me when I'm incredibly bored and looking to waste time when even TMZ, which is a repository that I find incredibly dull, has been exhausted.

I guess the 10bucks a month or whatever is now a great reason to allow users to abuse other members and the guidlines themselves, over and over and over again.

So, have fun VS.

And before anyone can jump in, yes, I'm really sure I'll be such a big deficit for this community going forward. So, save it, folks. We all come and go and noone's important to any community unless you're devoting your own time for free, or actual money. So, whatever.

Later



-me

And now you may return to your regularly scheduled program of a bunch of people re-posting shit they saw on Reddit.


VIEL SPAS!

congrats, you old fart

"Dear People Who Make The Effort To Write In A Comment Thread That They're About to Un-Follow Me Just Before They Un-Follow Me:

Since I was never aware you were following me in the first place and didn't care to begin with, wouldn't it be more of an insult, to me, if it WASN'T worth the effort for you to inform me of your impending action? If you just clicked 'un-like' and went on with your busy, full, active life off of the internet?

The opposite of love is indifference. Hate is the clothing love wears when it's feeling lonely and mean."

- Patton Oswalt, May 2013

Today a local friend posted this image on her Facebook wall. It reminds me of @dag 's song for @blankfist .

http://images.monstermarketplace.com/cool-clothing-and-other-stuff/cat-butt-coin-purse-500x500.jpg

When I think of Blankfist, I think of a fist with nothing on it. No details, wrinkles, prints, hair, etc.

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So what's a Blankfist thread without a little outrage and controversy.

I've never understood why people feel the need to take a dump on a community on the way out the door.

If I was a Christian, I'd turn the other cheek - but I'm not and I'm feeling particularly onery today.

So in that vein - good fucking riddance volumptuous - you're not making things better. Maybe you'll get a badge on Reddit for taking a shit on their community.

Oh dear.

Just so it is clear... according to volumptuous's profile page, he requested to have his account disabled. Dag didn't ban him.

The post above might give the impression that dag banned him. It did me.

Not true. Whew.

Damn Volumpt...saw yer poignant plea for divisive assholes and got here as fast as I could!! (I'm a bit thick, remind me again, what rule he broke expressing what seemed to this a-hole, a quite righteous consternation?)

Dear People Who Create a Crinkle in My Particular Pet Peeve With Regard To Site Functionality Relative To A Civil Framework Of Communication:

Myynah, mnyas, nyah (hands on hips and with self-righteous defensive demanor and suitable pout and eye-roll), furthermore, because you, and I dindn't nyah, and myah muh blerp, durka, durka, durka, Mohammed Ghihad!"

“The real loneliness is living among all these kind people who only ask one to pretend!”
― Edith Wharton, The Age of Innocence

Congrats catfart, make it real this go-round and step out into something besides some dooty?

No one will miss him.

No one will miss (pronoun, incomplete information).

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*unsticky. Blankfist's time in the sun is over - he's all hard and crusty now.

Unstickying this post from the top of Sift Talk - unsticky requested by dag.

Congrats, and welcome back!