Common, this needs, nay, REQUIRES a NSFW warning!

>> ^steroidg:
Common, this needs, nay, REQUIRES a NSFW warning!


I disagree!

This is like sex ed! If anyone objects to people learning how to prevent cancer at work then they don't like breasts! And anyone that doesn't like breasts is a terrorist!!

And I don't like terrorists because dey tuk ahr JERRRRBZ!!

Am offering free breast exams to all the women.

TOOK AT THEM LITTIES!!!!

I am definitely needing general strokes at this time.

Beautiful Twins...

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I want to see LittleRed downvote this, which she will, unless she reads my comment first. In that case she'll probably upvote this out of pure spite.

Come to think of it, thepinky is way more commendable in this regard. She'd just downvote this, because she at least has her principles.

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Check out all the women voting up this instuctional video!

Am I a bad person if the sound is off when I watch?

Can someone provide me a link to mainstream medical recommendations for this type of procedure? All I can find is sketchy, holistic medical websites that talk about this.

Hehehe, bea I like your style... I'll be the second female to upvote it purely on medical grounds then shall I

OMG BEEEWWWWBS!

Also, is it bad that I can only read "therapist" as "the rapist"?

^its not bad at all. its hilarious. i call my business partner a the rapist

This seems like a very important message. Let's get it out there people! I myself have already watched this 37 times.

tee-hee. boobies! i actually don't find this very sexy... its too clinical or something.. like those tv documentaries when you see a doctor drawing on the woman's boobies with markers before surgery.

Well, we've got the Titty Twister, where's Cheech Marin when you need him?

This is the kind of thing the internet was made for ... I mean for instructional videos of course.

You're good at videosift.

I love the electives at Boner University!

Upvote purely for the description!

If I hadn't already jerked it to Debbie Gibson's "Only in My Dreams," I'd totally whip it to this one.

Bookmarked for later!

Just kidding, but at least my boobs are firm and perky now.

I'm upvoting because it has caused me to look up lymphatic drainage.

And it would seem to be something that is always talked about with the terms "which is believed by proponents" and "according to proponents".

So, therefore does not seem to have core medical backup with it.

Also, it seems that it may actually be dangerous in cases where a patient has cancer as you may be pushing the cancer cells through the body rather than them possibly being killed off by the lymph nodes. And also, it would seem, if you're getting chemo, it might be a bad idea as it pushes it through too quickly.

Or something.

I tend to like seeing a real medical practitioner come out with 'yeah, it works' or 'as far as has been ascertained it's at least harmless'.

So... yeah.

Plus it looks like she's trying to twist her boob off.

Oh... and they are spectacular.

manual lymph drainage is, as well as massage therapy, is considered more "alternative medicine" or "complimentary medicine" which is growing more widely accepted by western medicine... im also trained as a mammography tech and my hospital hosts monthly "complimentary medicine" seminars for employees. there are of course contraindications, such as chemo or if youre on a heavy dose of antibiotics, massage therapist are trained to know such contraindications and how to safely deal with them and this video assumes you are a healthy human being.

there is alot of nonsense spewed under the title of alternative medicine; light therapy, color therapy, rieki, quantum touch, etc. it gives us all a bad name as far im concerned. massage theory (minus all the vibrational medicince nonsense) is rooted in an understanding of physiology. im concerned with how the muscles, and all the cells and systems within your body function and work together. manual lymph drainage is alot of common sense. though i cant find any sort of major medical literature about it online. chiropractors will attest to it. however, many people consider them questionable medical professionals as well. i know several oncologists and oncology nurses who believe in its benefits. and cancer treatment centers who will prescribe it.

anyhow, its always good to flush your body of toxins, and lymphnodes are where toxins live.

massage has also proven to reduce scar tissue and improve muscle tone and circulation, breast massage is great post cosmetic breast surgery.

oh, furthermore, my current theory for why the mainstream medical community is reluctant to fully embrace massage therapy is because of all the nonsense "bodywork" junk that is not rooted in the science of physiology. and for a long time it has been more profitable to prescribe medication and treat the symptom rather than to prescribe prevention and treat the human.... thats slowly changing.

>> ^spoco2:
I'm upvoting because it has caused me to look up lymphatic drainage.
And it would seem to be something that is always talked about with the terms "which is believed by proponents" and "according to proponents".
So, therefore does not seem to have core medical backup with it.
Also, it seems that it may actually be dangerous in cases where a patient has cancer as you may be pushing the cancer cells through the body rather than them possibly being killed off by the lymph nodes. And also, it would seem, if you're getting chemo, it might be a bad idea as it pushes it through too quickly.
Or something.
I tend to like seeing a real medical practitioner come out with 'yeah, it works' or 'as far as has been ascertained it's at least harmless'.
So... yeah.
Plus it looks like she's trying to twist her boob off.
Oh... and they are spectacular.

oh and medicare will pay for breast massage in some cases. that should speak something of ligitmateness.

>> ^MarineGunrock:
Upvote purely for the description!

Dildo!

[edit]
I mean ditto!

Good to know...that my gf will NEVER have to worry about toxic waste building up in her boobies. I guess I'm doing SOMETHING right in our relationship.

>> ^peggedbea:
anyhow, its always good to flush your body of toxins

I upvoted your comment/post. But I don't agree that it's necessarily good to have a medical intervention to "flush your body of toxins" rather than letting the natural processes play out. I'm not about to go on dialysis to help flush out my toxins when I'm perfectly healthy. I realize that's an exaggerated parallel and that this massage is probably harmless, but I'd like to see some peer-reviewed studies on the matter. You've made an appeal that massage therapy is not junk science, and controlled, randomized, double blind, peer-reviewed trials are the way to prove that.

I realize that the "blind" part of such trials would be difficult in this case, but you can still have it single blind with a proxy intervention that is known to be worthless. Say you're treating them with magnets but actually do nothing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lymphedema

>> ^Darkhand:
>> ^steroidg:
Common, this needs, nay, REQUIRES a NSFW warning!

I disagree!
This is like sex ed! If anyone objects to people learning how to prevent cancer at work then they don't like breasts! And anyone that doesn't like breasts is a terrorist!!
And I don't like terrorists because dey tuk ahr JERRRRBZ!!


Regardless if it's educational or not, it's not safe for anyone at work opening a video with a naked woman on it. Marking it NSFW doesn't degrade the educational value of the video. I find it silly that you to presume I'm offended by the sight of boobs.

^ the thumbnail is a topless woman... granted it needed NSFW, but seriously.. the thumbnail is a topless woman...

>> ^peggedbea:
^ the thumbnail is a topless woman... granted it needed NSFW, but seriously.. the thumbnail is a topless woman...


I see it as it is, and I think it requires NSFW warning. My intention is for the benefit of people who are unaware. If you think I'm a bit anal retentive, so be it .

I'm sure there are many people who take it seriously (yourself counted), but having a few professionals believing in something doesn't do anything for me. Our excellent, excellent independent midwife who has birthed our three children, and one more to come, believes in homeopathy... which is a huge pile of nonsense. I fully trust her on the fronts of birthing etc. but that doesn't mean I believe in homeopathy because she does, I need science to show me it works (which is doesn't).

So, I'm not flat out saying that this isn't beneficial at all (hell, massage in general, bring it on, especially in keeping boobs firm), just that I'm always skeptical about things until I've seen some sort of empirical evidence it does anything, and I just haven't seen any about this.

Also I find it funny that you list light therapy in your list of bogus treatments when in some cases it has been clearly shown to be of great benefit. (jaundiced babies comes to mind immediately)

somebody hurry up AND BLUR THE NIPPLES OH MY GOD THIS IS SINFUL


oh wait, there's a new president now ain't there?

>> ^spoco2:

Also I find it funny that you list light therapy in your list of bogus treatments when in some cases it has been clearly shown to be of great benefit. (jaundiced babies comes to mind immediately)


shit my kids have been singing about light bulbs all day...i meant crystal therapy! not light therapy, my son was a jaundice baby im ok with lights. but crystals are stupid.

also, the wikipedia page someone posted above on lymphedema has a section about manual lymph drainage, its pretty good.

im having some other discussions somewhere about why there isnt more emperical studies done about the benefits of massage. i think its a combination of it being a less profitable modality than drugs, i believe the education requirements to become a massage therapist are vastly insufficient, and we are mostly independent and self employed.... it is widely utilized by physical therapists. and you do learn massage in nursing school. and it is more frequently being prescribed by physicians.... and alot of it seems like common sense... massage feels good. noone really argues that.

...or, you could just jump around braless on a trampoline for a few minutes then flop down belly first...
same results, more fun!

>> ^laura:
...or, you could just jump around braless on a trampoline for a few minutes then flop down belly first...
same results, more fun!


I'd certainly upvote a video demonstrating that.

**Please Note** Self Breast Winding will void your warranty if you fail to wind them first clockwise then counter clockwise.

I'm just gonna come out and say that this also works on man-boobs.. I've never felt firmer.

Upvote... important... information... something.

Next up, how to examine your testicals.

>> ^gwiz665:
I'm just gonna come out and say that this also works on man-boobs.. I've never felt firmer.


I just did it too!! I think it elevated my "mood". Oh wait that was this video.

OMG a pair of boobs in the sift front page!!!! someone do something about this video!!!!
*Great Advise Nice video!

*happy?

>> ^gwiz665:
Also, is it bad that I can only read "therapist" as "the rapist"?


It's all Benny Hill's fault that I read it that way now. Damn him!

I've watched this about 20 times and still don't understand why it's on the top 15 list.

No one's said the obvious yet?!?

I'd hit it.

Seriously, though, the twisting thing looked kind of painful.

For me anyway, once you make it out to be exercise and/or medically beneficial, it takes forever to get off.

I'd like to try that....

WITH MY TONGUE!!!!!!!

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"Anything more than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue." -Gary

Titties.

I'd twist it.

>> ^SDGundamX:
No one's said the obvious yet?!?
I'd hit it.
Seriously, though, the twisting thing looked kind of painful.

>> ^Farhad2000:
Am offering free breast exams to all the women.


my breast exams are quality, so i'm afraid i charge...

>> ^laura:
...or, you could just jump around braless on a trampoline for a few minutes then flop down belly first...
same results, more fun!


there should be a sifted informative video of this technique too.

Any sift lady volunteers?

^the only thing stopping me is a lack of a trampoline, actually.

*promote... did ant by chance downvote this one?

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Wednesday, January 21st, 2009 11:24pm PST - promote requested by MycroftHomlz.

Why promote it when it doesn't exist anymore?

>> ^Deano:
Next up, how to examine your testicals.


There already is one about that: http://www.videosift.com/video/How-To-Do-A-Testicular-Self-Exam-1

Now that everyones brain is primed on mamaries, let us consider Ms. Choksondik.

This just doesn't get old. I have to watch it every time I see that thumbnail.

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