this video is such a waste of time

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From now on, when I'm programming, and I make a horribly embarrassing mistake, it shall be called a "Dave Collins."

I'll give it a go.
Sir, teh internets called, I want my EPIK FAIL back. First. EVAR.
How was that?

^ "phony soldiers" - Bill O'Reilly

What's that tune called?

Cannot upvote enough.

Yeah, where is it? We want to check out the sweet wall graphics for ourselves!

I think answering a question usefully under pressure and without stuttering is one of the job requirements.

Allow me to introduce you to our current president.

Waverly didn't do Spiders on Drugs! Pish posh!

What a son of a bitch.

I had my hopes up for some juicy ignorance, but as others pointed out, some of these are lame.

I had no problem staring at the sex.

I'd have sex with a turkey. Again.

That was the first and last time you'll be invited over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Hopefully, everyone was injured.