I tried watching this on mushrooms and I ended up in last week's turtle whore but the rent was late so I hybridized a shoe fetish to eke out a siftbot helmet. Was alright.

No word of a lie, my balloon hand ended up lower while the book hand was raised up and I didn't even notice I had done that. Does that mean I'm an asshole?

I'm going to interpret that it means I'm awesome.

Wow, I had never seen that before. I just fantasized about 42 sex positions I had never fantasized about before (ahem, with someone of legal age I might add). I mean, jebus, at 1:45 she's sitting on her own freakin head!

FAKE! It's obviously a Stargate.

Ya, it's a pretty loud "clank" when it hits his balls. Either way, I just really wanted to see some nunchuck jousting so the biggest fail in this vid is failing to provide that.

>> ^flechette:
I know a lot of people who would have not taken that as well as she did.


No use crying over spilt milk....ba-dum-dum-ch!

Somebody gonna get raped...and I'm jealous. Mmmmmm....80s improbable rape...

Smoking salvia has been one of the most interesting experiences of my life. I smoked it once on the tail end of a mushroom trip and I saw everything in fractals but the trippiest part was that each segment of the fractal I was seeing was moving at different times and speeds. So when I looked at someone talking, for example, I actually experienced seeing one side of his mouth move and then the other side later on for the same word spoken.

Another time, I experienced a complete disconnect from my perception of time. Not sure how to describe it, but I felt like I was in yesterday, today and tommorrow all at the same time. I had been sitting earlier on then somehow managed to gather the strength (and courage) to stand and take a few steps yet my brain seemed to be "experiencing" both the sitting and the standing at the same time. It was the closest feeling I ever had to being many places at the same time.

Some people would find this freaky and that's understandable. I thought it was absolutely fascinating and I'd recommend it to anyone at least once.

What they don't tell you is what REALLY happened is that the cognitively disabled person actually had a psychotic episode, went nuts on the bus driver and tied him down to the passenger seat and then took over driving the bus.

PS: I found her boyfriend

http://media.photobucket.com/image/guido%20pics/canoraid/guido.jpg

Hoes only know one pose.

Is that Sarah or whatever her name is from College Humor at the end there?

Maaaan, I once did a presentation on Knot Theory for a math project in high school 11 years ago. No one understood what the hell I was talking about and my teacher told me I was just making stuff up and I got a 40%. Of course, I didn't find any proofs back then and I had a knack for royally sucking at explaining things, but I wish I could have shown my teacher this back in the day.

Lyrics as far as I can tell:

AYOOOOOOO!

Vent some Stalin, but that is gay,
I wish my gum back, the Old Navy way,
He had a Ram-a-Lamb, slap it in the face,
But then he tuned a round, sent me to space.

Guy:
Do me round the fish, won't do it again
Slut is bien, s-s-s-s-s-slut is bien

Chorus:

Push the Delorean that Amy knows!
Elmo feel me before I go!
I pummel Ray and cum on his back,
Put my dick in but then I'm sad.

So I pulled a wig, that I reaction,
The rest is fruit and cream, the Trews enacted,
I shoulda took a dump on him, cum in his mouth,
Mebbe then you would, cum a round,

Tell me Louis V, you crazy ol bat,
Cause then are relay station can get back on track,
Time go so sowy, without you,
Your God inside, you gotta chew,

Chorus

S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-lut dis is da end end end end end end

I dunno, sounds like a pretty damn good song to me.

So this creepy looking guy in a large overcoat came out of a desk and asked this girl "Suck mah cock!" and she says "No, that's wrong!". He then pulls out a lollipop, licks it like a perv and asks "Hey girlie, is this lolli bitter, or sweet?". She says "I dunno Mr., I never tried it" to which he replies "NEITHER HAVE YOU TASTED MY PENIS!!!!".

You see, either you're cock-sucker, or a sinner. There's no in between. Either you worship the cock, or your own false God. Think about that, THINK!