And to control the Crocoeagles...Velociraptohummingbirds...that spit bees from its' mouths...

>> ^LooiXIV:
Damn only 40 seconds...


Because 41 seconds after meeting the kitty, the puppy ate it. But that part of the video wouldn't sift so well.

GET IN ZEE HOTELICHOPPA!!!

Woah woah woah, wait a sec here, did he just say he ships cats to "three different continents and to numerous dimensions" at the 1 minute mark?!

Maybe that's why the cat froze, inter-dimensional travel gets quite chilly.

I see Jesus in the wrinkles on my nutsack. I think that's why I feel so guilty when I'm jacking off...

WANT!

Pffft, according to other videos I've seen here recently, a train could have also hit her at the same time and she would have lived anyway. I'm sure this only caused a slight owie.

I once worked at an auto oil change shop and one of my co-workers had put out one of those sticky pad mouse traps. It worked and a mouse got stuck to it. I felt bad for the poor little guy struggling to get free. I couldn't peel it off, the pad way too sticky. So I tried using some water to get him unstuck. That didn't work so then I brilliantly tried some motor oil to unstick him. No luck but I was intent on saving this cute little mouse. So even more brilliantly, I used some WD-40. Then some transmission fluid.

Finally, after about an hour of carefully toiling away at getting this mouse free...the mouse died and I threw him in the garbage still stuck to the sticky pad and soaking in carcinogens. And then I went to McDonald's and ate chicken nuggets with honey dip. And that's why this video reminds me of that tasty tasty day.

The sad thing is, if someone hadn't told me that was Ben Stiller, I would have actually believed it was Joaquin Phoenix.

Do strippers all fall and land with their legs open like cats always land on their feet?

Oops, let's try again, I work for a humanitarian organization so I must be sketching out on charity crack and forgot to get more points *promote

*promote

YES! I have been looking for some sweet sweet bestial-BDSM-electrotorture-redneck-voyeur-swine-porn EVERYWHERE. I should have obviously started my search on the sift.

Well, there's always caffeinated body wash. I was looking for an excuse to buy some, and now I have one:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/exclusives/8fb2/

Alabama? Oh they'll fight for Sammy to get in that office, for sure. Tyrone the black cat is gonna have less luck though...