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47 Comments
Sagemindsays...This guy will never get a woman again after this video...
Totaly clueless....
Sagemindsays...Oh, My God..., I's still watching this..., "I can't stop laughing"....,
"It Hurts, Make him stop..... lol.... ha ha ha..."
This guy needs some Real Life Experience.... Giggle....
Truly Sheltered and Clueless...
Apparently, he is a virgin, and is saving himself for the right woman.... (according to Youtube)
EDDsays..."And you know, the thing is... Sex is not really meant to be pleasurable for the female.
It is primarily something that the man will enjoy. And obviously, if the female enjoys the sex, that's nice, that's a little extra, but it's not necessary."
"The pain in childbirth, that's a punishment from god for women, because Eve, obviously, ate the apple."
This was 7 minutes of facepalm+jawdrop & horror+awe.
And people wonder why some folks say religious belief can be truly harmful.
demon_ixsays...Yea, no. I'm not gonna watch past 2 minutes. People like that make my brain hurt.
ponceleonsays...Wait wait wait wait wait.... this is sarcastic, right?
Right?
Please tell me this is sarcastic.
JAPRsays...I lol at how he says "vaginal."
deputydogsays...there's no way he's not had anal sex
*promote
siftbotsays...Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, April 6th, 2009 7:31pm PDT - promote requested by deputydog.
MrFisksays...She said it only hurt the first couple of dozen times.
blankfistsays...Performance art.
rottenseedsays...I bet he's a real lady's man. This douche looks like Scott Stapp
braindonutsays...It's shocking how many people actually believe bullshit like this.
Trancecoachsays...definition of *terrible and a reason for eugenics.
Plus, the female orgasm facilitates conception, so his entire fallacy is, well, entirely in his anus.
siftbotsays...Adding video to channels (Terrible) - requested by Trancecoach.
calvadossays...vuh JINE ul
>> ^JAPR:
I lol at how he says "vaginal."
MarineGunrocksays...*promote
siftbotsays...Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 10:39am PDT - promote requested by MarineGunrock.
Januarisays...What an incredible asshole...
If only he realized he in fact is evidence of natural selection... and will die alone.
Wish someone would of had the sense to flush him down the toilet...
Kallesays...I tend to think that this guy is fake...
edit:
it must be fake if you watch this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMwuRVY_qaQ&feature=related
edit:
Thisone is even funnier "Why condoms dont work"
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Vagina-is-full-of-8s
Darkhandsays...You misspelled Vagynal
My Favorite YouTube Comment:
"So... if I kick you in the nuts and it hurts, then that's god's way of telling you to stop posting shit on YouTube? If so, I will gladly help. "
Sagemindsays...This guy has over 1800 subscribers to his Youtube page, and many of them are women - Are they all just laughing at him, or can he possibly have that many "followers?"
In the back of my mind I think "He Has To Be FAKE," but when I watch him, he just seems so naive and the way his dis-information rolls off his tongue, I believe that this guy is for real...
I think he spent too many years in the Monastery raised by Stoic Monks.
Edit: All his videos carry the same religious / naive stupidity theme!
RedSkysays...There is no way this can possibly be real.
NO FUCKING WAY.
Phil79says...if it's fake, give him an oscar
if not, another life wasted because of religion
spawnflaggersays...he is NOT the clit commander.
new pick-up line "Just let me put the sperm where it needs to be."
on that note, I'm going to go flush some potential civilizations down the toilet.
Ryjkyjsays...I will now use this rational to start beating the shit out of anyone I don't like. "Well it hurts sooo..."
Simple_Mansays...Yeah, I doubt this is real.
alien_conceptsays...Parody or not, he so has a chubby, you see those moments so clearly throughout...
peggedbeasays...shit! 7 years!! 7 years ive spent studying anatomy and physiology! 7 fucking years!! down the toilet!!! all i ever needed to know is right here in this video!! if a man feels pain, its god politely saying "oh please dont do that to yourself" and when i feel pain its god viciously saying "take that you fucking whore!!!! take that! and like it and take some more!! you are nothing but a whore and a seminal receptical!!!! now go bare children for any man that will have you, you short haired manish harlot!"
oh but i am sooooooo relieved to know that god fully approves of how often i play with my clitoris. so its ok siftbot, i know youve had a rough day... you dont have to lick it anymore.
gwiz665says...^But I like the cookie...
EndAllsays...Wow, I thought at least the people on videosift would recognize this as satire. The fact of how many people actually believe this is sincere just shows how good of a performance he put on. A lot of you just got trolled pretty hard.
therealblankmansays...Thanks for clearing all that up for me.
EndAllsays...http://i40.tinypic.com/2j5xmhg.jpg
peggedbeasays...^ way to take all the funny out of it
buzzsays...The best thing I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EndAllsays...>> ^peggedbea:
^ way to take all the funny out of it
just saving people their breath
Janussays...Upvote for the baby bit at 3:30. Hahahah.
messengersays...It says "no longer available" for me...
MaxWildersays...It's too painfully funny! Even though this guy is satire or whatever, and it's the kind of crap that religious idiots may spout, he is actually making a valid point, at least in part. My scientific brain is getting better at staying active while idiots talk, I guess.
For the purposes of reproduction, it is not necessary for the woman to obtain pleasure from the sex act. The man has to have pleasure to stay erect and achieve orgasm, however. What's funny is how he is putting an all-loving God in the position of cold, heartless nature.
On the other hand, there have been studies that show the female orgasm contributes to the likelihood of successful conception. So female pleasure is far from useless, even in the heartless clinical sense.
Of course the funniest line here is "I'm not sure how Jesus feels about licking it."
articiansays...The give away that it was fake was the way he kept looking at the tomato after he shoved the spoon into it. Hilarious though.
MycroftHomlzsays...With an A-noose you need a lubricant.
AeroMechanicalsays...That's really brilliant. He's clearly too clever to actually believe the things he says. Some of the others on his Youtube thingy are better though.
transportersays...I wonder how many vegetables has this guy has put his penis into...
ForgedRealitysays...Wow. Further proof that religion is absorbed by crazy people.
Every woman I've ever had sex with thoroughly enjoyed it. He says it's not supposed to feel good for females? Maybe he needs to re-examine his technique. If it's hard to get in at first, obviously she's not digging you, buddy.
Religion is a bad drug. Lay off the Christ.
G-barsays...yes, your'e definitely not like other men... Oh jeeeez...
Quboidsays...Watching this video hurt, so I figured that was God's way of telling to stop watching this douche.
* parody ... it must be. Please.
Kruposays...>> ^EndAll:
http://i40.tinypic.com/2j5xmhg.jpg
Therefore it is correct to declare this to be a dark *comedy about the *gay and, uh, regular sex.
siftbotsays...Adding video to channels (Comedy, Gay) - requested by Krupo.
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