Tomato Rape: Why It Is Okay For Sex To Hurt The Vagina

Second part of the title is from Youtube. No way I could improve upon that.

Have you ever wondered if God has provided a useful indication that gay people are bad? The answer is yes, because it hurts. Pain is a sign that something is bad. To those of you who are cursed with satanic "logic" and point out that this must be flawed because vaginal sex hurts to, this kind individual endeavors to explain that that is God's sign that vaginal sex is okay.

Wait, what?
Sagemindsays...

Oh, My God..., I's still watching this..., "I can't stop laughing"....,
"It Hurts, Make him stop..... lol.... ha ha ha..."

This guy needs some Real Life Experience.... Giggle....
Truly Sheltered and Clueless...

Apparently, he is a virgin, and is saving himself for the right woman.... (according to Youtube)

EDDsays...

"And you know, the thing is... Sex is not really meant to be pleasurable for the female.
It is primarily something that the man will enjoy. And obviously, if the female enjoys the sex, that's nice, that's a little extra, but it's not necessary."

"The pain in childbirth, that's a punishment from god for women, because Eve, obviously, ate the apple."

This was 7 minutes of facepalm+jawdrop & horror+awe.

And people wonder why some folks say religious belief can be truly harmful.

siftbotsays...

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, April 6th, 2009 7:31pm PDT - promote requested by deputydog.

Januarisays...

What an incredible asshole...

If only he realized he in fact is evidence of natural selection... and will die alone.

Wish someone would of had the sense to flush him down the toilet...

Darkhandsays...

You misspelled Vagynal

My Favorite YouTube Comment:

"So... if I kick you in the nuts and it hurts, then that's god's way of telling you to stop posting shit on YouTube? If so, I will gladly help. "

Sagemindsays...

This guy has over 1800 subscribers to his Youtube page, and many of them are women - Are they all just laughing at him, or can he possibly have that many "followers?"

In the back of my mind I think "He Has To Be FAKE," but when I watch him, he just seems so naive and the way his dis-information rolls off his tongue, I believe that this guy is for real...

I think he spent too many years in the Monastery raised by Stoic Monks.

Edit: All his videos carry the same religious / naive stupidity theme!

spawnflaggersays...

he is NOT the clit commander.

new pick-up line "Just let me put the sperm where it needs to be."

on that note, I'm going to go flush some potential civilizations down the toilet.

peggedbeasays...

shit! 7 years!! 7 years ive spent studying anatomy and physiology! 7 fucking years!! down the toilet!!! all i ever needed to know is right here in this video!! if a man feels pain, its god politely saying "oh please dont do that to yourself" and when i feel pain its god viciously saying "take that you fucking whore!!!! take that! and like it and take some more!! you are nothing but a whore and a seminal receptical!!!! now go bare children for any man that will have you, you short haired manish harlot!"

oh but i am sooooooo relieved to know that god fully approves of how often i play with my clitoris. so its ok siftbot, i know youve had a rough day... you dont have to lick it anymore.

EndAllsays...

Wow, I thought at least the people on videosift would recognize this as satire. The fact of how many people actually believe this is sincere just shows how good of a performance he put on. A lot of you just got trolled pretty hard.

MaxWildersays...

It's too painfully funny! Even though this guy is satire or whatever, and it's the kind of crap that religious idiots may spout, he is actually making a valid point, at least in part. My scientific brain is getting better at staying active while idiots talk, I guess.

For the purposes of reproduction, it is not necessary for the woman to obtain pleasure from the sex act. The man has to have pleasure to stay erect and achieve orgasm, however. What's funny is how he is putting an all-loving God in the position of cold, heartless nature.

On the other hand, there have been studies that show the female orgasm contributes to the likelihood of successful conception. So female pleasure is far from useless, even in the heartless clinical sense.

Of course the funniest line here is "I'm not sure how Jesus feels about licking it."

ForgedRealitysays...

Wow. Further proof that religion is absorbed by crazy people.

Every woman I've ever had sex with thoroughly enjoyed it. He says it's not supposed to feel good for females? Maybe he needs to re-examine his technique. If it's hard to get in at first, obviously she's not digging you, buddy.

Religion is a bad drug. Lay off the Christ.

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