WTFfff.... Why Why Why.... People are messed up...
And why is this thing looping - I didn't want to see it again.... that's messed up...

MASSIVE upvote

why????? Jesus. Guess he wanted to ensure that there would be no way he could ever have sex again.

That's not a penis.. it's a SPACE STATION!

What is the point of a big dick if you can't do anything with it? I bet he can't even feel anything down there but pain.

But congrats on having the biggest dick---at least in the girth category. I'm still the longest.

DEAR GOD STOP THIS AUTOPLAY!

>> ^longde:
I'm still the longest.


That sounds more like a nightmare than a dream

I suppose he intends to smother the vagina.

Great, now who's up for letting this auto play for 6 years?

[edit because I had to add this:]

I sure hope this doesn't turn into a new meme...the dickroll.

>> ^blankfist:
I suppose he intends to smother the vagina.


Its about time someone did. Damn thing is going to kill someone someday.

Amazing! VS found a guy who needs penis reduction surgery more than I do!

Sorry about the autoplay everybody.... I couldn't figure out how to make it stop!

*horrorshow

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If ever in the history of the internet has anything been fake, please God let it be this!

What a tool.

i like that farhad and I watched a penis at the same time

It's not a tumah.

i love your practical joke, arvana

How does he jerk off? I'm assuming that he can not fuck.

Reminds me of Greg Valentino.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBBWMRRWOrM

That camera angle makes me uncomfortable.

YOU'VE WATCHED IT, YOU CAN'T UN-WATCH IT!

Too bad there isn't a time lapse of the past 6 years showing the growth.

*nsfw

Video is already flagged NSFW - ignoring nsfw request by silvercord.

It's *nsfap (Oh god what a horrid acronym in this context!) Not safe for auto play!

Comes from the documentary The Perfect Penis: http://www.megavideo.com/?v=638DNHY6

^ Interesting documentary. Poor, pathetic, insecure douchebags.

The dude apparently had a silicone embolism shortly after the video was made. Talk about stupid.

I watched the documentary.
I have never squirmed so much before, ever, watching anything that I can remember.

Damn.

Srsly.

Hey clueless morans.. You do realize this is a SHOCK SITE (look it up) from the meatspin family of shock videos????

What kind of new lows has this site sunk to??

siliconpenis.com

I can't get the player to work. Actually, there's no player showing at all... just a black screen. Maybe that is a good thing.

>> ^Issykitty:
Maybe that is a good thing.

Oh, you have no idea...... And you can't make it stop!!!!!!!

Obviously the sift need a new tag *FFPARASATPL








Fuckin Flash Player Auto Runs As Soon As The Page Loads

There's a whole fetish subgenre centered around injecting your scrotum and penis with fluids in order to fill them up. I've mostly heard of people using saline solution, but apparently this guy wanted something more permanent. As I understand it, the people who do this get enough kicks out of it they don't really care that it means they can't have sex. Of course with saline it's a more transient transformation, but it seems to be something people get quite addicted to. Go figure.

i bet he has a small car

>> ^Issykitty:
I can't get the player to work. Actually, there's no player showing at all... just a black screen. Maybe that is a good thing.


I can't either.
But hey, you can just visit www dot siliconpenis dot com ...

>> ^ElJardinero:
Comes from the documentary The Perfect Penis: http://www.megavideo.com/?v=638DNHY6



Watched it. IIRC, this scene is somewhere around 37:00.

This video never loads for me. I suppose I should be thankful.

i think it's *dead

This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by xxovercastxx.

Seems like they blocked the embed. *dead

This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by arvana.

Awarding kronosposeidon with one Power Point for fixing this video's dead embed code.

*gay

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GAH! DUBLYUTIEF!

We get it, you're original. Now let that midget go before he suffocates.

*Quality for sheer holy crap factor (and because this is currently getting tons of views [let's see how far beyond 19724 views and 589 Facebook shares this goes]).

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by lucky760.

This guy must wear like a size 35 shoe.

I really do hope he doesn't whip that thing out in public...

I've heard of "put that thing away before you poke someone's eye out," but that could probably decapitate someone (or at least break someone's neck...)

I didn't watch this before.. I'm not watching this now...

I'm not watching this!
I'm not watching this!
I'm not watching this!
I'm not watching this!
I'm not watching this!
I'm not watching this!
la la la la la la la la la la....

Ok I finally caved at watched it.

My...god.

But can he orgasm?

I think this is the only video that I paused and stopped watching at the 1 second mark.

Yikes. Maybe one day I will have the courage to watch this. Today is not that day.

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This post has bloomed. first from this:
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2010/01/13/the-blob/

Then from this:
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/apq06/i_call_it_the_blob_nsfw/

All I want to do is kick it.

How interesting it is to see him, during this entire interview trying desperately to convince himself that he has done the right thing. He wants to challenge people's perception of what a penis should look like?
You have not accomplished your task Epic Fail Human, you have only performed genital mutilation on a grand scale. The rest of us are not impressed nor "challenged". And by the way, tonight I am going to have sex.
You? Oh yeah, you are going to be at home. Alone. Again.
Freak show...

I am glad you did this to yourself...you are a sicko! And Silicone causes cancer maybe somewhere in your sick head you will enjoy that too! I think all pedophiles should be court ordered to do this procedure! HAHAH.......HAHAHAHAHAH.....HEEE HEEE HEEE HEEE. Nasty. You have handicapped yourself...enjoy your ignorance...you deserve every bit of it.

*anatomy

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Not so much shock as *bewilderment ... and, wtffffffffffff

*promote because apparently 1000 people are viewing this on videosift at this very moment, wow. ( http://twitter.com/dag1/status/15658863251 )

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Saturday, September 19th, 2009 12:25pm PDT - promote requested by paul4dirt.

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It's got a ways to go before it overtakes this one though:
http://videosift.com/video/Africa-Acapella-cover

>> ^paul4dirt:

promote because apparently 1000 people are viewing this on videosift at this very moment, wow. ( http://twitter.com/dag1/status/15658863251 )

I can't believe I fixed this thing.

>> ^kronosposeidon:

I can't believe I fixed this thing.


You could have done a better job...

Sorry...had too

I had to find out if this guy died from silicone poisoning and commenced Bingling (Google is evil). Anyway I found these from the man himself:

# Mister Mark on April 11th, 2008 at 11:19 pm:

Hey all. Good to see the comments here about my lips. I guess Shannon didn’t know that I had the silicone removed from my cock and balls. I had it removed about a year ago. I still have mixed feelings about it and maybe that’ll never go away, but I do have more freedom and I’m less self-conscious when I’m in public.

The lips are awesome. I’ve enjoyed them every day since I first had them injected about five years ago, and I’m SO glad I had them injected again.


http://news.bmezine.com/2008/04/09/silicone-lip-enlargement/

Mister Mark says:
December 9, 2008 at 7:30 pm

Hi there.

It turned out there was no embolism of any kind. I had pneumonia, and the timing was very unfortunate because I had just been injected again with silicone. I couldn’t help but think that I was feeling ill because something had gone wrong with the latest injection.

I actually had the silicone removed last year by a surgeon in the UK. (Love you Brits!)

I still think that the modification was pretty awesome, but my life is much easier now without it. I have other ways of being weird that are much less dramatic.

The answer to repeat sex-offenders.

Got my vote.

*quality *doublepromote because this penis talks like a pirate.

This video has already declared quality - ignoring quality request by gwiz665.

I find meatbag gwiz665 to be an inadequate command-giver - ignoring all requests by gwiz665.

-_- *promote

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Monday, June 7th, 2010 5:06pm PDT - promote requested by gwiz665.

Can someone say *NSFW?

Video is already flagged NSFW - ignoring nsfw request by Arsenault185.

The thumbnail image for this video has been updated - thumbnail added by eric3579.

How much excess skin does he have now? can he still even get hard?!?

resurrection ftw btw

I just seen this video for the first time because a friend told me about it being that I suffer from chronic lymphedema which has swelled my penis and scrotum to giant proportions which is basically ruined my life certainly has made sex not possible . What this idiot could possibly thinking to do that on purpose WTF!!