my brain hurts now

Good thing she's pretty. Her brain ain't doing her any favors.

what a great couple. she's an idiot and he's an asshole.

*wheels *brain

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I would totally do that if @Lann were dumber.

Shit, if I were that stupid I would have ended up in Amsterdam.
>> ^gwiz665:

I would totally do that if @Lann were dumber.

This can't possibly be real. If she was that stupid, she'd forget to breath.

80 hours. What is WRONG with you people!

Jesus christ... I could never marry someone so dumb, but more than that so willfully dumb. Oh and anyone that says "Guesstimate"

I think she's stoned.

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It hurts, it hurts.

Apparently, running joggles the brain thing.

>> ^Payback:

I think she's stoned.

How would you be able to tell?

The winter months must just fly by.

Maybe she just had her wisdom teeth taken out.

I'm sorry, but I don't believe its possible to have sex good enough to make up for being married to somebody that thick.

Maybe she makes up for it in other ways. Like being a contortionist.

If you wanna' be happy for the rest of your life...

Wait.. he's driving WHILE recording video on his mobile telephone..

..and she's meant to be the dumb one?

I fucking love her!

Actually when I see this I see the ways in which I over-complicate things when I should be taking a simpler approach. Admittedly my problems are a bit more involved but I really do see where she's gone off on a glorious tangent.

She's really just forgotten or not been introduced to the notion that 80 mph is about distance/time. Which is what speed means. Basically she's disconnected the speedometer reading from the idea of distance.

Should have asked her if she went jogging for an hour, how far would she go? That would be fun.

>> ^Deano:

She's really just forgotten or not been introduced to the notion that 80 mph is about distance/time. Which is what speed means. Basically she's disconnected the speedometer reading from the idea of distance.
Should have asked her if she went jogging for an hour, how far would she go? That would be fun.

Hmmm, let me think. I guess my stride is about a meter...or is it a foot...whats half way between a meter and foot...lets just call it a meter...and I can do maybe 3 or 4 of them a second...but I'd have to be really booking it and I'd have to take a 5 minute break every 10 minutes....hmmm....divide by 2....carry the 3...I guess about 6 miles?

Trick question, without knowing the speed's vector direction one could very well end up exactly where one started while traveling at a constant 80 miles per hour.

Trophy wife.

Maybe she's just goofin' us, guys...maybe

>> ^kir_mokum:

what a great couple. she's an idiot and he's an asshole.
Their kids will be little assholes idiots!

>> ^PHJF:

Trick question, without knowing the speed's vector direction one could very well end up exactly where one started while traveling at a constant 80 miles per hour.


But--you will have traveled 80 miles.

In my experience it only takes one smart parent, I think the blonde gene is recessive or something. LOL my mom was a ditzy blonde well maybe not quite THIS ditzy but me and my dad have like 170ish IQs. So I turned out fine as a result.!

>> ^renatojj:

>> Their kids will be little assholes idiots!


That sir is a matter of opinion you don't know she could be into cosplay or threesomes with the other hot friends ya know something that REALLY makes it worth it lol
>> ^Jinx:

I'm sorry, but I don't believe its possible to have sex good enough to make up for being married to somebody that thick.

The ironic thing about stupidity, is that those who possess it aren't aware of it.

My ears are bleeding!

>> ^Boise_Lib:

>> ^PHJF:
Trick question, without knowing the speed's vector direction one could very well end up exactly where one started while traveling at a constant 80 miles per hour.

But--you will have traveled 80 miles.


Not true my good sir, for you see we are all at this very moment hurtling through space at great velocity! The only correct answer to the man's question was "not enough information given, please reexamine your query."

>> ^PHJF:

>> ^Boise_Lib:
>> ^PHJF:
Trick question, without knowing the speed's vector direction one could very well end up exactly where one started while traveling at a constant 80 miles per hour.

But--you will have traveled 80 miles.

Not true my good sir, for you see we are all at this very moment hurtling through space at great velocity! The only correct answer to the man's question was "not enough information given, please reexamine your query."

If you are traveling at 80mph--no matter what the directional component of the vector is--at the end of one hour your wheels will have covered 80 miles of distance.


Of course, I'm not considering the Earth's rotation, or the motion of the Earth compared to the sun, or of the sun compared to the galaxy, or of the galaxy compared to the Local Group, or of the Local Group compared to the Great Attractor.

Wow. Why. The FUCK. Did this dude settle for this dumb ass bitch? Intelligence is pretty high on the list of requirements for most self-respecting guys.

>> ^ForgedReality:

Wow. Why. The FUCK. Did this dude settle for this dumb ass bitch? Intelligence is pretty high on the list of requirements for most self-respecting guys.


For many of us non-self-repecting guys, too.

>> ^Boise_Lib:

>> ^PHJF:
>> ^Boise_Lib:
>> ^PHJF:
Trick question, without knowing the speed's vector direction one could very well end up exactly where one started while traveling at a constant 80 miles per hour.

But--you will have traveled 80 miles.

Not true my good sir, for you see we are all at this very moment hurtling through space at great velocity! The only correct answer to the man's question was "not enough information given, please reexamine your query."

If you are traveling at 80mph--no matter what the directional component of the vector is--at the end of one hour your wheels will have covered 80 miles of distance.

Of course, I'm not considering the Earth's rotation, or the motion of the Earth compared to the sun, or of the sun compared to the galaxy, or of the galaxy compared to the Local Group, or of the Local Group compared to the Great Attractor.


The tides, the tides....don't forget the tides. The MOON plays it's part as well y'know, if you don't believe me, just ask any werewolf.

She is not even close to being pretty enough to compensate for that ammount of stupidity.

I just hope she is a REALLY nice person to make up for that brain of hers.

What a douche! Guys like him deserve to drive to Boise, Idaho!

>> ^PHJF:

Trick question, without knowing the speed's vector direction one could very well end up exactly where one started while traveling at a constant 80 miles per hour.


Speed is scalar. Velocity has vector.

>> ^Auger8:

LOL my mom was a ditzy blonde well maybe not quite THIS ditzy but me and my dad have like 170ish IQs.

"My dad and I", genius.

Touche! LOL what's even worse about that little mistake my Grandmother and Great Aunt were English teachers so ya I can hear them yelling at me from beyond the grave right now LMAO!
>> ^xxovercastxx:

>> ^Auger8:
LOL my mom was a ditzy blonde well maybe not quite THIS ditzy but me and my dad have like 170ish IQs.
"My dad and I", genius.

>> ^Ryjkyj:

If you wanna' be happy for the rest of your life...


Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

>> ^Payback:

I think she's stoned.


I hope to God she is. Not only is she being unbelievably ignorant of the obvious, but her train of thought and reasoning are far too erratic and abstract for a sane person, no matter how stupid.

>> ^MonkeySpank:

What a douche! Guys like him deserve to drive to Boise, Idaho!


Thanks?

Ok, so this video is blowing up... what's going to happen when his wife finds out he posted this? (Assuming it's real - which I actually think it is!) People have divorced and lawyered up over much less. Follow up video please!

Anyway, no big deal. He is clearly bored and wants out.

She's a keeper.

IS THIS REAL LIFE?!

If you're traveling at 80 miles an hour, and recording a video with your cell phone, how long does it take you to rear-end a family of 5?

She would have to figure out how to turn the computer on first. I think he's safe. >> ^Trout:

Ok, so this video is blowing up... what's going to happen when his wife finds out he posted this? (Assuming it's real - which I actually think it is!) People have divorced and lawyered up over much less. Follow up video please!
Anyway, no big deal. He is clearly bored and wants out.

Ouch! Sorry I didn't mean to shit on anyone's parade. It's just that this video pissed me off so much. I got no beef with Boise. My apologies.


>> ^Boise_Lib:

>> ^MonkeySpank:
What a douche! Guys like him deserve to drive to Boise, Idaho!

Thanks?

>> ^ant:

eia


I contest this claim. She is married, and therefore more likely than most to spawn.

Marriage over... her brain just exploded.

Her first "guesstimate" of 58 minutes was remarkably close. Then she over thought it....somehow.

>> ^ForgedReality:

Wow. Why. The FUCK. Did this dude settle for this dumb ass bitch? Intelligence is pretty high on the list of requirements for most self-respecting guys.


Knowing that a car traveling at 80mph takes an hour to travel 80 miles doesn't exactly make him Einstein. My girlfriend in high school was very similar to this girl. Just had a very different and creative way of thinking about things that I just found very sweet and attractive, even if she was completely wrong. Musically talented, she could play several instruments and had as much difficulty trying to teach me the piano as I had trying to teach her small engine repair. But she loved the buttsex. Oh yeah... loved the buttsex.

>> ^MonkeySpank:

What a douche! Guys like him deserve to drive to Boise, Idaho!


I used to live in Idaho Falls. Idaho is an awesome place to live. Have to agree about Boise, though.


I keed! I keed!

"You're going at more than a mile a minute!"

Her brain sure isn't

Fake.

Fake. Fake. Fake.

That sounds exactly like me trying to reason with my wife.

>> ^Esoog:

Fake.
Fake. Fake. Fake.


If it was fake, then he wouldn't have turned off the camera immediately upon request.

>> ^Barseps:

>> ^Boise_Lib:
>> ^PHJF:
>> ^Boise_Lib:
>> ^PHJF:
Trick question, without knowing the speed's vector direction one could very well end up exactly where one started while traveling at a constant 80 miles per hour.

But--you will have traveled 80 miles.

Not true my good sir, for you see we are all at this very moment hurtling through space at great velocity! The only correct answer to the man's question was "not enough information given, please reexamine your query."

If you are traveling at 80mph--no matter what the directional component of the vector is--at the end of one hour your wheels will have covered 80 miles of distance.

Of course, I'm not considering the Earth's rotation, or the motion of the Earth compared to the sun, or of the sun compared to the galaxy, or of the galaxy compared to the Local Group, or of the Local Group compared to the Great Attractor.

The tides, the tides....don't forget the tides. The MOON plays it's part as well y'know, if you don't believe me, just ask any werewolf.


But what if I'm carrying a coconut?

@therealblankman
Depends on whether you are a European Finch, or an African Finch.

>> ^RedSky:

Trophy wife.


What, did he get 79th place in something?

Let's not be too hard on the guy; can you imagine the crazy shit he has to put up with every single day? This video is his cry for help.

I'd love to ask him a REAL math question....but all in all that's just funny!

This guy will have to resort to jackin off for the next 5 weeks, at, just a guess, one hundred miles an hour, for maybe 5 minutes, twice a day. Now thats some tough math, or if he wasnt such a jackass , he could ask his girlfriend to work it out.

>> ^therealblankman:

>> ^Barseps:
>> ^Boise_Lib:
>> ^PHJF:
>> ^Boise_Lib:
>> ^PHJF:
Trick question, without knowing the speed's vector direction one could very well end up exactly where one started while traveling at a constant 80 miles per hour.

But--you will have traveled 80 miles.

Not true my good sir, for you see we are all at this very moment hurtling through space at great velocity! The only correct answer to the man's question was "not enough information given, please reexamine your query."

If you are traveling at 80mph--no matter what the directional component of the vector is--at the end of one hour your wheels will have covered 80 miles of distance.

Of course, I'm not considering the Earth's rotation, or the motion of the Earth compared to the sun, or of the sun compared to the galaxy, or of the galaxy compared to the Local Group, or of the Local Group compared to the Great Attractor.

The tides, the tides....don't forget the tides. The MOON plays it's part as well y'know, if you don't believe me, just ask any werewolf.

But what if I'm carrying a coconut?


Depends, African or European coconut?

>> ^therealblankman:

>> ^Barseps:
>> ^Boise_Lib:
>> ^PHJF:
>> ^Boise_Lib:
>> ^PHJF:
Trick question, without knowing the speed's vector direction one could very well end up exactly where one started while traveling at a constant 80 miles per hour.

But--you will have traveled 80 miles.

Not true my good sir, for you see we are all at this very moment hurtling through space at great velocity! The only correct answer to the man's question was "not enough information given, please reexamine your query."

If you are traveling at 80mph--no matter what the directional component of the vector is--at the end of one hour your wheels will have covered 80 miles of distance.

Of course, I'm not considering the Earth's rotation, or the motion of the Earth compared to the sun, or of the sun compared to the galaxy, or of the galaxy compared to the Local Group, or of the Local Group compared to the Great Attractor.

The tides, the tides....don't forget the tides. The MOON plays it's part as well y'know, if you don't believe me, just ask any werewolf.

But what if I'm carrying a coconut?


mind = blown

>> ^Fletch:

>> ^ForgedReality:
Wow. Why. The FUCK. Did this dude settle for this dumb ass bitch? Intelligence is pretty high on the list of requirements for most self-respecting guys.

Knowing that a car traveling at 80mph takes an hour to travel 80 miles doesn't exactly make him Einstein. My girlfriend in high school was very similar to this girl. Just had a very different and creative way of thinking about things that I just found very sweet and attractive, even if she was completely wrong. Musically talented, she could play several instruments and had as much difficulty trying to teach me the piano as I had trying to teach her small engine repair. But she loved the buttsex. Oh yeah... loved the buttsex.

Um...it's not "different and creative" if it's wrong. That is just being wrong. It's only different and creative if it gets a workable answer.


I still hold to the idea that this is all staged and scripted.

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