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Girl takes dude down and makes him tap out!
smooman says...i voted cuz she had hawt pants. haters
World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor Announcement Trailer
smooman says...omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
Dragons are Real!
smooman says...this video made me FUS DO RAH!!!
My Sister Gets Her First Tattoo
smooman says...now lets see her "O Face"
HUGE boulder nearly crushes car
smooman says...i was sitting here watching it goin, "oh oh oh OH OH OOOOOHHHHHHHHH WHEW!!"
close call!
Bat Shit Crazy Woman Wants Her Chicken McNuggets
smooman says...damn.....now I really want some mcnuggets
Car Wreck Fail - Guy Blasting Music Wrecks His Car
smooman says...the best part tho is everyone he passed gets to drive by slowly and point and laugh
Car Wreck Fail - Guy Blasting Music Wrecks His Car
smooman says...honestly tho, he deserved to get in a wreck for listening to that garbage
suck on my big fat .... WHAM
Skater punched by kid's mom
smooman says...the skater was in the middle of a flip trick when he ran into the kid. its not exactly something you do with your eyes closed. arguably unavoidable from his standpoint.
i wanna know why she was in the next county when it happened and then took her sweet ass time getting there, and then utterly disregards her child so she could hit that skater cuz it was the kids birthday (isnt that what she said?)
I'm with neither of them, because shit happens, but... seriously, that area looked wide open and the kid came straight at him. Couldn't either the skater or the guy with camera have, y'know, just looked in the direction they were moving at some point? If you're riding your skateboard in a public space and you've got your eyes locked on your feet because you totes want to stick that ollie (or whatever the fuck us crazy kids are calling it these days), accidents like this one are just waiting to happen.
Skater punched by kid's mom
smooman says...ok, so at the sound of her son wailing, she casually strolls over from 60 miles away, completely ignores her son, and assaults a guy over what was clearly an accident which, presumably, resulted in no serious injuries to either party. I'm calling it: mother of the year
the skater was more concerned with the child than the mother! if i was that little boy, i'd run away... silly bimbo
Karl Stefanovic does push-up show and it's mighty impressive
smooman says...not breaking the plane and not locking out. twenty-five? i count zero
The World's Best Rifle Throw
smooman says...batons with fucking knives attached to em!
I never understood why military guys would spend so much time doing something that is basically twirling a baton.
U.S. Citizens Sign Petition to Repeal U.S. Bill of Rights
smooman says...the only guy (he showed anyway) to refuse was the only one who was actually listening to him. this proves nothing except that californians will sign whatever you want so you'll leave them the fuck alone.
Tig Notaro's Lessons in Remaining Present on Conan
smooman says...me too. thought for sure i heard double vasectomy and thought.......she had two dicks?! is she a hermaphrodite? or a post op female to male transgender? or a pre op male to female? i had so many damn questions
but double masectomy, thats rough =(
my mother has been battling breast cancer. fortunately they didnt have to perform that surgery tho
I was extremely confused for the first minute, even Wiki'd Tig Notaro, until I realised I had heard "vasectomy" and not "mastectomy".
Red Hot Nickel Ball Meets Chocolate Bunny
smooman says...waste of a perfectly good chocolate bunny if you ask me, assholes. now im hungry =(