inflatablevagina gets pumped up for her GOLD STAR



What can you say about someone who calls herself inflatablevagina? Well, judging by her sifts and having talked to her a few times you can be sure she's awesome, feisty and has great taste in music! Every vagina may be inflatable, but Cari is quite unique. And Cari has gotten herself a gold star! And even though her no-nonsense feminism probably tells her otherwise, I'm sure she enjoys getting some shiny jewelry

Ivy is another example of the GREAT female presence on the sift and being a big fan of rock & roll, she has been supplying us with lots of quality music and even a highly successful self-link. That's the first (and hopefully, last) time I've seen a 15-foot inflatable sexual organ.

So put down your bongs and give Ivy her much deserved praise! And if anyone craves more of her great rock vids, have a look here. Congrats!
videosiftbannedme says...

(sung to Technotronic)

Pump up the vag
Pump it up
While your vids are stompin'
And the vag is pumpin'
Look at here the Sift is jumpin'

Congrats on the gold star, you giant aerated female orifice, you! Whatever you do in your celebration, just don't let some out at the dinner table:



schmawy says...

Wait, Ivy's a girl? Goes to show you never know on the internet. Many consiftulations you are a real piece of sass and a sure boon to Siftlandia!

I had the good fortune to have a night of coctails with Ivy and PeggedBea recently, and I can assure you she's no different in meatspace. I saw her wit slash right through complete stranger and send them away laughing. At themselves.

I like so many others, am delighted you are here.

enoch says...

wasnt sure what was happening here.the big blow up vagina skrrd me.
but then i realized it was for I+V..which in that case,not so scary..doesnt everybody love vagina?
congrats kiddo! i r yer biggest fan =)

Issykitty says...

I hate to burst your inflatable vaginal bubble, but THIS IS DISGUSTING. Think of the children! I thought you were * banned already for such obvious and shameless self-linking! Oh...

Congrats on the gold, my lovely!

blankfist says...

Congratulations, detachablepenis. Finally you made it to the big times with all the rest of us internet losers. "Look at me, I don't have a job because I'm online all day and I want everyone else to pay for my health care because I'm poor and I like pot."

So, what were we talking about again? Oh yeah, way to go! A$$ GR@V33 for all!

inflatablevagina says...

I'm sorry Blankfist. I might be the only one NOT getting your tax dollars. Shit with being self employed and all... can you just send me a check?



>> ^blankfist:
Congratulations, detachablepenis. Finally you made it to the big times with all the rest of us internet losers. "Look at me, I don't have a job because I'm online all day and I want everyone else to pay for my health care because I'm poor and I like pot."
So, what were we talking about again? Oh yeah, way to go! A$$ GR@V33 for all!

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