upvote for a good cause + it's Jessica Alba, dude!

Exactly - its a good cause up uppy vote peeps! dont be shy!

ermm I think you like her too (arghhh) much LOL but you always have my vote up

You can never have too much Jessica Alba. She wouldn't stare that much if she knew what I was waving around on the other side.

It's a staring contest with JESSICA ALBA. Losing is theoretically impossible, fellas.

I'm crushing her head!

She is pretty good lookin... I bought that song for a buck afterwards.

She's got that pregnant glow about her. I wonder how much IBeatYou paid her to do that.

LMFAHS @ gwiz665+deathcow !!!

I know of a one-eyed fellow who's constantly losing staring contests with Jessica Alba.

Hint: he lives in my pants.

Ok, look, I enjoy staring at Jessica Alba staring at me as much as the next guy/girl/hermaphrodite, but why is this a good cause exactly?

I'll upvote, don't get me wrong, but I don't get what's the cause here

>> ^kronosposeidon:
> It's a staring contest with JESSICA ALBA. Losing is theoretically impossible, fellas.

WRONG!! now i'm BLIND, motherfucker! you happy?
oh, wait...
it still burned itself onto my retina. nvm. thx dude.

I think this video should be called "watch jessica alba watch you" :-P

reminds me of the modest mouse lyrics:
"everyones a voyeurist they're watching me watch them watch me right now"

Good song. What was it?

/Too lazy to click through to Utube.

She should have tried Tony Pattersons signature move: "Jamming the Crankshaft"

Made me go out and promote this:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Unflinching-Triumph-The-Staring-Contest-Documentary

the song
http://www.videosift.com/video/LCD-Soundsystem-Tribulations

I beat her.

She wasn't hot in that video.

how do you like that ant? That's right. I did it.

i just do what mycroft does...

>> ^MarineGunrock:
I beat her.


I believe that sentence is missing the words "off" and "to".

She wasn't hot in that video.
You werent hot in that comment.

*femme

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she needs to do some comedy films, eh??...that was a great mad tv segment of her makin' fun of Jessica Simpson-....and some westerns-

this video reminds me of how it is for a snowman to melt...

Hmm, my new cell phone can use video for wallpaper... I wonder if I could convert this somehow.

>> ^BicycleRepairMan:
She wasn't hot in that video.
You werent hot in that comment.


Your mom was. [grin]

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

that was awesome

Ok, she's very attractive and all, but I think I might be the only one who noticed she has like, 40 FOOT TALL ceilings in her house. She's what, 5'5"? It must feel like an aircraft hangar in there...

...besides, you can't win a staring contest when the camera is aimed that high, you have nothing to concentrate on.

There was something transcendental about staring at Jessica Alba for 2 minutes and her staring back... The only thing that ruined it was I was afraid it was a shocker video that changed to a 3 week old decaying fetus halfway through.

I can't do it. Every time I bust, I close my eyes for a second. Oh well, here goes attempt #8...

How come this is getting more votes than my staring bunny?
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Stare-Bunny-Pwnz-You

Boob-factor five, swampgirl.

>> ^swampgirl:
How come this is getting more votes than my staring bunny?
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Stare-Bunny-Pwnz-You


cute only gets you so far LOL
stare at a bunny, or jessica alba and it looks like videosift has made its decision!

Nice; multi-purpose video.

jessica, if you're reading this, i totally would.

Jessica, if you're reading this, can I borrow $8500? I heard if you forward this to 10 other people that Jessica will do the wild thing with you, is that true?

Hey... I just beat her on my second attempt... what do I get, what do I get?

Sweet F All isn't it? It always is...

Ha if this was anyone else but Jessica Alba, this video would be rotting in PQ right now

Farhad: Yes, yes it would.

def *cute

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>> ^Farhad2000:
Ha if this was anyone else but Jessica Alba, this video would be rotting in PQ right now



No, if it was Obama and Ron Paul staring at a Daily Show episode featuring an interview with Zero Punctuation and his pet cat, it would be #1.

Downvote for the music. I'm sorry, I had to. I am really against this trend of people having to lay crap music over every single clip for no good reason.

This vid made me realize it's been a long time since a girl looked me in the eyes for more than a few seconds.

This woman is so hot I could stare at her all day, at least until she got uncomfortable and weird about it.