Hey that's how I do it as well.

Why did I click on this? :0

I drove past a farm this morning and there was a tractor pulling a big tanker that was doing exactly the same thing!

Because knowing is half the battle.

>> ^Sagemind:

Why did I click on this? :0


Not only did I click on it, I watched it, twice, and then I upvoted it. I need to take a shower...

>> ^nanrod:

I drove past a farm this morning and there was a tractor pulling a big tanker that was doing exactly the same thing!


Michigan?

Ha ha ha!!! I was not expecting THAT.

...and people say fertilizer spreaders aren't natural.

Thats what a night of draft beer and hot wings will do to ya.

I would not hit it. Not after that.

But only if the other half is blue and red lasers.>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

Because knowing is half the battle.

The log poo, the ghost poo, and now... ladies and gentlemen, I present:

The Sprinkler Poo

(...polite professional applause)

I upvote so more people will go through what I just did. Mwahahhahaha.

The boy knows how to wipe.

Is there something about Michigan I should know about before I plan another visit there. Actually Abbotsford, BC.>> ^Opus_Moderandi:

>> ^nanrod:
I drove past a farm this morning and there was a tractor pulling a big tanker that was doing exactly the same thing!

Michigan?

5 bucks says he knows exactly where the crowds are to point his ass.

The shit just hit the fan hippo's ass.

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

I couldn't resist: http://videosift.com/video/How-hipsters-take-a-dump

That last time I saw a hippo shit, it backed against a wall and let 'er rip. Pretty much the same effect.

Yes, he pulled a Sprinkler. Also called a Coulter.

>> ^nanrod:

Is there something about Michigan I should know about before I plan another visit there. Actually Abbotsford, BC.>> ^Opus_Moderandi:
>> ^nanrod:
I drove past a farm this morning and there was a tractor pulling a big tanker that was doing exactly the same thing!

Michigan?



Nah, not really. Just a lot of rural landscape. Unless you're going to Detroit.

What the shit

I vomited exactly like that just now.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'hippo, defecation, evacuation, elimination' to 'hippo, defecation, evacuation, elimination, taking a crunch' - edited by calvados

a better view

i saw a documentary where they showed hippos trying to poo and these weird catfish swimming literally up their ass trying to eat it, because the waters were so nutrient poor that was the only thing to eat. Given that, it would make sense to use the little tail thing to try and get the fish out of there.

>> ^daxgaz:

i saw a documentary where they showed hippos trying to poo and these weird catfish swimming literally up their ass trying to eat it, because the waters were so nutrient poor that was the only thing to eat. Given that, it would make sense to use the little tail thing to try and get the fish out of there.


Informative and disturbing in equal measure.

I visited a zoo a few years back that had an elevated pool with plexiglass sides so you could see the hippos a'swimming. We went for a look, and almost immediately one of the swimming hippos took a dump. It it was less than a minute before the water in the tank was grassy green and opaque. ..couldn't see a thing.
They must filter the hell out of that tank.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

Because knowing is half the battle.


the other half is lasers

Man.... Gallagher is really desperate for work these days.

>> ^daxgaz:

i saw a documentary where they showed hippos trying to poo and these weird catfish swimming literally up their ass trying to eat it, because the waters were so nutrient poor that was the only thing to eat. Given that, it would make sense to use the little tail thing to try and get the fish out of there.


There's a metaphor in there somewhere for the middle class.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

Sounds like Seth Rogen.