"A crummy commercial? Son of a BITCH!"
Silly Cone Valley...
Maybe they're a firefighter and this is how they practice getting water and dousing fires... ? If not, they should be.
Luckily, there was a McDonalds close by.
Live longer, contribute to over population.
Yeah, take THAT Fire Poi.
Honestly, I can't feel bad for people with boats and waterfront property. I know it sounds callous but, I have more concern for the wildlife than I do for damage to peoples $25,000+ leisure vehicles and meticulously groomed lawns. This seems like Rich People Problems. Then again, this is a low income person speaking... :-/
Disney is the root of all evil.
The crew names were just released. Capt Sum Ting Wong, Wi To Farbak, Ho Lee Fuk, Chu Sum Shitup.... Ba-dum-tsh.
The crew of the ship (and by extension, the harbor pilot) is claiming that a "thruster" failed. Looks to me more like a brain failure. And the tug probably wouldn't do anything unless deliberately ordered to do so by the harbor pilot/captain---which, WAY late in the video, belatedly happens.
One clue that it's bullshit: The words "According to Federal Government data..."
"State Farm Insurance... Find me another bus!"
From A Clockwork Orange and Caligula to this.... ? Oh Malcolm.
Seems to have worked out just fine.
This is old.
The way that dude says "The tiger is coming to talk to you" makes me think of Charlie in the box from the Island of Misfit Toys.
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