Definitely not touching himself, that is a beat-up (media, not Rudy).

Also 100% a shameful lapse of judgement and personal conduct, just one of many from Trump's closest allies - those not already arrested and disavowed.

Look, nobody has done more for incoherent nonsense than Donald Trump. And if you look - with the exception of Abraham Lincoln - possible exception, but the exception of Abraham Lincoln, nobody has done what he has done.

Damn they were close, lucky the lions didn't decide to go with meals on wheels instead

Aaand now you have a cat.

*It's

Madder than Mad Jack McMad

Regrettably I watched this whole thing waiting for a single counter-argument. It's just some idiot derping and fake-laughing at entirely reasonable criticism of your president's fucking bizarre ramblings?

Uh, he sounds as British as an ultra-Kiwi Kiwi can sound.

Also this is Patrick Gower, political editor for NewShub and all-round New Zealand political shit-stirrer.

Shame his Commander in Chief doesn't share the same views.

I read the news article quoting the driver's husband - can confirm, everyone got to come home alive.

Also the turning driver left the scene.

Logical fallacies, reversed burden of proof, this is just hilarious all round. The comments are even funnier.

10/10 would Judge Judy again

Colbert 2020.

If you're going to keep electing entertainers you could do (have done) a lot worse.

I miss the Stargate universe (including Stargate Universe) in general. Wish Netflix would get amongst that.

He's just so awful, I actually want to see him get the job. Perhaps, just perhaps that will precipitate real Change™.

Hillary is an equally horrible person and political entity, just in more secretive and sophisticated ways.