I am face palming right now. This should be illegal.

you can watch the full doc on channel 4 webpage:
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/jesus-camp
are ya scared yet?
him will be..
him will be..

Let me just make a little correction here...

Girl to Hot Blonde at bowling alley: "Jiyanibi was just telling me that you're on his mind and he just wants to take you and he just wants to love on you. And he has special plans for you..."

Other than that... *vomit

Very, very scary stuff. Wow.

Cardinal Glick: Get them while they're young! That's our motto!
Rufus: Sort of like the tobacco industry...
Cardinal Glick: Christ. If only we had their numbers...

Watching child abuse is disgusting.

Harry Potter would kick Jesus ass any day of the week!

I would wile away the hours,
conferring with the flowers,
and talking with the rain.

And my head I'd be scratchin'
while my thoughts, they'd be hatchin'
if I only had a brain.

Believe believe believe! As long as you believe your safe! Go ahead and murder every chance you get, steal everything you can get your little hands on. Be rude, crude and generally inhospitable! As long as you remember to believe he exists and ask forgiveness at the last second, its all gravy baby.

All aside, this stuff makes me sick.

Hi-Larious!

so she admits thinking that harry potter and warlocks are real???

red flags...

Poor kids. :-(

Extremists in the making.

"If you don't open your mouth, Cardinal Daniels can't bless you with his holy, sticky liquid."

This is incredibly disturbing. People say "We just want a community" well, this is not a fucking community. These are evil people, indoctrinating children. This is abuse, terrible abuse.

See Bill Maher's take on Jesus Camps.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Jesus-Camp-on-Bill-Maher

They are this close || to strapping bombs to these kids.

hell yea!! Crucify that harry potter

I gotta add: when she's talking smack about Harry Potter, there is some unenthusiastic clapping but a few of the kids they cut to seem a little conflicted by the direction she takes... Or at least their faces don't seem to be quite as nutty as is some of the other clips... I'm thinking at least one of them has to be thinking "bitch please..."

^And there's a difference between Warlocks and Wizards.. clearly, she's not played much D&D.

"I come upon a silver striped mushroom and fa la la la ly, fly!"


Anger. Complete and utter anger. And my family wonders why I'm agnostic.

Instead of trying to control kids she should control her weight.

-My Nana after watching this.

Spiritual cleansing is brought to you by Nestle.

Anyhow, thanks a lot, I feel sick to my stomach after watching that...

What if this was all real and we were too stupid to realize it?


HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And what if koala bears wore top hats!

Oh man imagine if this 5th world shit happened ina place like the USA we would be so fucked.

Also isn't gluttony a deadly sin? Shouldn't fatty be stoned?

So christianity is child trauma?

>> ^ponceleon:
They are this close || to strapping bombs to these kids.


Dude, watch the movie. Ummm....yeah.

Where can I get some Nestle Holy Water?

And does this qualify for *horrorshow?

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Now that's hard to watch.

Didn't watch the movie. Here's hoping for a typical american ending, such as.. oh i dunno.. Hardened, drunk ex-cop has to fight inner demons in America's Heartland when he stumbles upon Little Jenny and the Jesus Camp. Old memories come to surface as he decides to go renegade and take down the brainwashers with guns and fire, thus freeing the captive kids.

What a feel-good movie that would be.

>> ^HugeJerk:
Extremists in the making.


Right wing conservative Domestic Terrorists in the making.

They're like Children of the Corn. Only evil-er.

Exposing kids to subjects they have no emotional experience or point of reference to comphrehend (like homosexuality) is indoctrination and wrong... except when you to take them to a building every Sunday and tell them if they dont do what their told, they will burn in a lake of fire forever with Satan.

crystal clear. got it!

That gave me chills. I'm VERY thankful my parents weren't crazy religious zealots.

I can't even watch this whole thing. I got about 45 seconds in.

These same people would laugh uproariously at the idea of extraterrestrial life.

The horror here is that every single christian in this fucking clip is a liar. Some lie by pretending to believe at all. Others lie about the extent to which the believe/serve. Others lie by pretnding to be touched, or by pretending to speak in tongues. Everyone's lying to each other, and many are also lying to themselves. The thing about liars is no matter how good they are they often end up believing their own bullshit!

I say nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

@1:45 was it just me who was thinking she was going to finish her "Let me say something about Harry Potter" phrase with "he isn't as fat as me"?

>> ^Friesian:
@1:45 was it just me who was thinking she was going to finish her "Let me say something about Harry Potter" phrase with "he isn't as fat as me"?


Yes.

This is sick. But so is the fact that these kids parents pay around $1500 per child for 5 days of brainwashing, sandwiches and soup, and cheap sleeping cots.

IE these people are getting filthy stinking rich of these so called camps.

And I feel terribly bad for these children who will grown up to be just as irrational and violent and racist as their parents are today. No amount of fact or rationalism will ever change them, unless they themselves decide to change. Sadly few ever will, as their entire lives are steeped in and surrounded by the irrational.

All I can say is how glad I am that I didn't grow up in the bible belt. I undoubtedly would never have survived there. I'm to much a free thinker. I cannot stand Christianity as it is lol.

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I'd love to make some jokes about this video, but honestly I just feel like crying...

The hair is standing up on the back of my neck - I feel sick to my stomach.

There is no way, these young minds can comprehend what is going on here. They were never given a chance of freedom of choice or a chance to make up their own minds. - This is no different than the brain washing within a cult!

>> ^rottenseed:
What if this was all real and we were too stupid to realize it?

HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And what if koala bears wore top hats!


What if Pigs wore Tophats: http://www.videosift.com/video/Gentleman-Pig-Hat

I will comment on something I find just as disturbing & saddening as the content of the video... The wilful, blanket misconstruance of fact in portraying "all" Christians as extremists. I've been a Christian all my life, and I've never once seen anything like this stuff. Most churches have socials, youth activities, and events - but what you see in this video is neither common, nor wide-spread. This is a video that is salaciously using a sad, misguided, tiny fraction of the Christian world. Those of you jumping on the bandwagon and lambasting the entire population based on this content are guilty of the worst form of "me-too!" propogandism. Shame on you for being that gullible, and so easily manipulated. I see more 'extremists in the making' here on the Sift than I see in the real Christian world. I sincerely hope that such sentiment is more representative of the "Gabriel Greater Internet Theory" than your actual mental landscape.

http://sc.tri-bit.com/John_Gabriel's_Greater_Internet_Fuckwad_Theory

^ Butthurt much?

I read every comment and don't see anyone jumping on any bandwagons lumping ALL Christians into this heap of mis-guided fools. I think I can speak for most of us here when I say that we are intelligent enough to realize this isn't what every Church Camp or Christian Church is all about. And to assume that we aren't smart enough to know the difference is downright insulting. Typical self-righteous Christian, judging others but don't want to be judged by others. Only "God".

How's that for lumping you into a category?

Oh and the fuckwad thing. Damn Christian of you sir. Keep it classy!

I would consider this a *conspiracy to brainwash kids.

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I think I can speak for most of us here when I say that we are intelligent enough to realize this isn't what every Church Camp or Christian Church is all about

Looks like I hit in the red, if not the gold. If you are not guilty of miscast arrows, then clearly my comments do not apply and you need not concern yourself with them. After all, you're 'smart enough to know the difference', right? Perhaps you see now that general, unqualified comments can be offensive when discussing groups. Specificity. It's your friend folks.

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wow

don't you kids have some drugs to do? sigh. kids today...

The lies and the fake tears.. God damn.

RELIGION: PLEASE GO AWAY AND STOP POLLUTING HUMANITY, SO WE CAN GO BACK TO LIVING USEFUL, PRODUCTIVE LIVES. Thank you.

This really is frighteningly disturbing.

The other thing is if the average American saw the same type of video about a Muslim religious camp, they'd think it was the most outrageous, religious fundamentalist act of terrorism "training future jihadists" or some other bullshit.

Really, this had more of a cult like vibe than any sort of "normal" religious movement.

But sadly, the description of the video is correct, it shows us the irrational people of tomorrow. Sure, not all of them will grow up and keep the same views (or in fact will decide that they were just swept up in the mob mentality - not to be discounted), but it always amazes me when I see stuff like this and think it's 2009!

C'mon now kiddies, just look at the thousand-plus viddes here posted by those who fancy themselves "enlightened"....Atheists are just as fucking obnoxious and foolhardy in their convictions as fundies-

Imagine a world where the entire population of North Korea could think for themselves and forgo the worship of Kim Dung Ill without being shot or imprisoned....get a clue, get a clue, get a life.

choggie
C'mon now kiddies, just look at the thousand-plus viddes here posted by those who fancy themselves "enlightened"....Atheists are just as fucking obnoxious and foolhardy in their convictions as fundies-



Oh yeah, there's tons of videos out there about atheist hate camps for children. </sarcasm>

Imagine a world where the entire population of North Korea could think for themselves and forgo the worship of Kim Dung Ill without being shot or imprisoned....



I know. Isn't it retarded when people pretend a man is a god? Oh wait....

^Jesus was god, dude....so are we all should we ever get about the work. Know all about the sacred art of conviction, and you may believe me(as evidenced by the fervor of so-proclaimed atheists here on this site) that atheists are but one taint's-distance away from fundies. I have seen some fuuuuuucked-up children of atheists as well....But no-you are right..no camps, but some pathetic excuses for universities.

And for god's sake, don't make heroes out of warlocks people!.....oh what's that? Moses parted the Red Sea with his hands and staff?.....Jesus was at a drinking party and turned water into wine?.... And he raised some guy Lazarus from the dead?....And he actually walked on top of water?....well, those don't count as warlock deeds. They're in the bible.

This is like watching the episode of Family Guy when Brian brings home his girlfriend and Stewie says, "It's like she's fucking five"