Statistics will soon show that the Take Me Home James employees will be the victims of more drunk driving accidents getting hit on Laurel Canyon than their inebriated charges would if they just drove home themselves and the victims of more scooter theft and assault associated with absconding of said vehicles.

Love how there are three back-up singers but only two microphones.

And for god's sake, don't make heroes out of warlocks people!.....oh what's that? Moses parted the Red Sea with his hands and staff?.....Jesus was at a drinking party and turned water into wine?.... And he raised some guy Lazarus from the dead?....And he actually walked on top of water?....well, those don't count as warlock deeds. They're in the bible.

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Walters is either a total pro or is totally oblivious to what just happened when she poses what everyone really wants to know. She almost can't contain herself; like she can't wait to mount Sofia and ride her off into the sunset.

SWORDFIGHT! SWORDFIGHT! SWORDFIGHT!

Coming this November......

Stomp the Yard II: Raize the Roof

She was the chief's daughter consigned to her privileges. He was a peasant boy from the other side of the river. Together, they would join forces to triumphantly overcome testicular torsion in a battle of epic proportions......

“It’s totally concealed to the thief. If they don’t know where it is they can’t break into it.” Are you kidding me? Where is the first place anyone looks for the girly mags and cash? Under the bed!!!



But wait, “Many people ask me how long it takes to access your bed bunker?” “It takes less than 10 seconds.”



So come on in thieves, just try and find my 38 rifles in 10 seconds.

Oh, and love how the headboard is sold separately