It's not hard to sift utter crap when you offer free handjobs to people to vote them up.

Congrats, though. That's a lot of work.

Wow. Now your crown is legitimate.

Congratulations, sift pillar, and thanks for all the contributions.

(And why is this in Book Talk?)

I can't believe KP would create a second profile just to congratulate himself on 1000 sifted videos. What a turd burglar!

Congratulations, I guess. *is not jealous that KP has been here two fewer weeks than me*

>> ^MarineGunrock:
> Congrats, though. That's a lot of work.

that explains his popeye forearms.

I know it's a little early, but here's one for the THREE KINGS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8XKEvClA-k

Congrats you Greek relic!

Congrats, kronos. Like rottenseed said: Have you ever thought, "I'm a middle aged man and the sum of my life's accomplishments can be pretty much accounted for on a stupid video aggregator website"?

What a dick that guy is

Rank: 2
Rating: 1227 star points
Votes Received: 25844
Votes Cast: 17795
Comments Posted: 6198 • browse
Comments Applauded: 139
Sifted Videos: 1000
Unsifted Vids: 5
Sift Talk Posts: 71
Quality Sift Talk Posts: 41
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Public Playlists: 12 • browse
Profile Views: 47031

We like him.
He can stay.

and *quality for noticing

Awarding burdturgler with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by Thylan.

Is this not one of the signs of the Siftpocalypse?

Lo, a jester will come to the land, and when a thousand sifts have passed he will ascend into the interwebs, leaving the masses of false sifters behind. Henceforth the Sift shall be consumed by softcore porn, lolcats, and Big Brother clips.

Congrats Kronos!
so if a picture is worth a thousand words, what's a thousand sifted videos worth?... i dont even know what im talk about there... man im bored at work today.

Well, at least it keeps him off the streets.

He's also halfway to getting his lightsaber. (Rating: 1228 star points)

Someone here should seriously give you a job. Me, I can only offer a blow. Get to 2000 god only knows what i'll offer! Keep them comin K, some of us love ya, the others are just jealous they can't be such a whore

Boy, you are really pulling away from McCain on the final stretch!

Congrats on the quadruple digits!

The current users chart states that KP isn't on VideoSift at the moment, so I'm guessing he's using the IRL gloryhole.

impressive stats, congrats!

Congrats KP, now that crown will fit right. Now hurry up and pass me!

Who is this asshole? I hate him and his stupid pretentious combination of Greek god names. Nah, just kidding, I like him a little bit. I checked the box that said "maybe". You know what I'm talking about. And by "check" I mean swallowed. And by "box" I mean load. And by "said maybe" I mean "KP shot out". And by "I" I mean rottenseed.

Let's *sticky this, shall we?

Stickying this post at the top of Sift Talk - sticky requested by blankfist.

Wow, congrats KP! You clearly have some kind of sixth sense for finding quality videos. I'm going to have to murder you and eat your brain so I too can have your power.

Wait, did I type that, or just think it?

1000 videos? Seriously dude, get a life.

Turn off your computer once in a while and go outside and play.

It'll help with that pasty complexion of yours.

are there really 1000 videos on he internet? that wont fit on a floppy.

I'll give you floppy lavoll! Come 'ere

Congratulations! Now for another 1000.

Whoohoooo!

...and many mooooooooore.

Great work sir!

*quality post, for a very quality Sifter and friend!

burdturgler has already been awarded a star point for this post - ignoring quality request by Issykitty.

^So what, Sifty! I should be able to award a SECOND point, since I am the all-powerful Issy!!!!!

Alright KP, I posted this like you asked. Why isn't the money in my PayPal account yet?

I was wondering, what happens when he reaches 1337 starpoints?

(Also pfft, Farhad2000 already has 1038 sifted videos. Just saying)

Congrats, KP, though you really should have planned ahead and done a creative photoshopped pic for us to give you for the occasion.

"Gratz" posts like these just aren't the same without them.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

Congrats you pillar of Sift you.

What a great surprise! I've been logged on for almost an hour but I just now noticed this. With all the congratulations-combined-with-insults I've just received, I know I'm running with the right crowd.

You guys are what keeps me coming to this place. The videos are cool, but I really enjoy the company more.

Now that I've published 1000 videos I finally get to exercise the right of primæ noctis. I know, I know; it's horrible, but I don't make the rules. So I'm going to run up to Walgreen's now to pick up my Levitra, and when I get back I'll let you know who's first. In the mean time listen to the music, and enjoy the cocktail weenies. Oh wait, rottenseed's not here yet.

What would choggie do??

Free Handjobs? how come no one told me about free handjobs? not fair...

>> ^MarineGunrock:
It's not hard to sift utter crap when you offer free handjobs to people to vote them up.
Congrats, though. That's a lot of work.

Do the dance!

Congrats on your many, many sifts.

Oh bloody hell, I just noticed that I've been here 7 months longer than you, and I'm still screwing around with gold... This is an outrage!

I think Orlando Jones said it best.... "Great Gooogly Mooogly!"

Congrats, joo rock mang!

Congratulations, kronosposeidon! Coming from a newb who just today sifted his first video (hooray for me!), you are truly an inspiration. ~sniff~

Grats KP!

Whoa, awesome! Congratulations!

Now leave some videos for us little bronze and silver people! Erm, your majesty.

I think dag wrote this in the wrong place. This was meant for you.

In reply to this comment by dag:
You're hurting the Sift. Good bye.

KP... mind bullets.

KhoggiePoseidon.

Ah, delicious hilarity here. Congrats.

KP's hording of crappy synthetically over voted sifts is devaluing the going rate for votes which will eventually lead to a siftpression when his videos start to default. Way to go ya greedy bastard.

*is jealous it isn't him*

I hope to be like you one day.

And it's not just because the outside world is scary.

I crave respect of anonymous strangers and you sir have earned mine.

^And I, sir, am the king of craving respect from strangers.

You have a friend in me.

If Zifnab is the Dark Lord, you my friend are the gay priest.

^I just thought that up. I am so proud. Sometimes I think my wit is lost on you people. Except you KP. You always get it. It could be pitty laughter though. How sad.

KP is so awesome that he has more comments applauded than I have sifted videos. I bow down!

Werd. KP like a muthafucka son.

^Werd, muthafucka.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
^And I, sir, am the king of craving respect from strangers.
You have a friend in me.

.. and that friend is blankfist.

Woot, grats! Hi from Finland, I can't even watch videos with this computer here,. so I am missing all the fun..

Tho I have my Finnihs keys, so at least I can use these: ööööööö äääääääääääääääääääääääää
äääääääääääääääääääääääää
,
ååååååååååååååååååååååååå
åååå .. OK, that's about it!

Be back fully functional next week, without my öäå keys!

You have a friend in me.

.. and that friend is blankfist.

*splutter* good shit gwiz

>> ^MrConrads:
so if a picture is worth a thousand words, what's a thousand sifted videos worth?


1 Picture = 1000 Words
1 Second of video = 30 Frames (pictures)
Average attention span for children ~= 20 minutes
Average attention span on the Internet ~= 12 minutes
When porn is not involved = 26 seconds

(26 seconds)(30 fps)(1000 words/pic) = 780 000 words

That's quite an accomplishment... Congratulations, KP.

^Well now I have new goal: One million words. However if you count all the words in my graphomaniacal comments, I might have already reached it.

^Yes, you talk... er, write a lot.

>> ^mintbbb:
Woot, grats! Hi from Finland, I can't even watch videos with this computer here,. so I am missing all the fun..
Tho I have my Finnihs keys, so at least I can use these: ööööööö äääääääääääääääääääääääää
äääääääääääääääääääääääää
,
ååååååååååååååååååååååååå
åååå .. OK, that's about it!
Be back fully functional next week, without my öäå keys!

Do finnish keyboards have like 500 keys? I would imagine that Japanese keyboards do but that's because I'm ignorant.

To be at 1000 sifted videos is really an accomplishment, KP. Especially when your hands are full the entire time. Do Blankfist and rottenseed press buttons for you or something?

BejeweledposHelmetdon reach another milestone with the help of his fan club?

Well, whoop-dee-fucking-doo.

Grats, buddy.

however much i moaned about the sift i have always respected dedication like that. now get a job. a real one.

Salute!

congrats! 1000! man, that is something. someone should make a life size statue of you... and then shove it up blankfist's anus

*unsticky, before it goes to my head.


Too late.

Unstickying this post from the top of Sift Talk - unsticky requested by kronosposeidon.

Ahh, I see that my words have motivated you well upto this point...

I believe it went something like:

"Remember kids! More E-Votes, means bigger internet penis!!"

OK, time to place your bets on who's gonna grab crown number FOUR!

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Congratulations, now CHOP CHOP! come on! another 1000! do it! now! do it! do it!

Neat.
edit: Neat!