WHAT! Is this real? Why isn't this in my stomach right now?? I'd head down to the local KFC post-haste, but we tend to get new fast food stuff late, if ever here in stupid lousy Canada.

i refuse to eat KFC but...
im pretty sure im fat because ive been eating birthday cake, birthday cake batter and frosting for 2 days.

Meh. That's nothing compared to my bacon salad sandwhich.

Chopped bacon and mayonnaise salad with two slices of cheese on bread. I'd even say that my cheese stuffed pork loaf beats that chicken sandwhich. The trick is to cook the pork loaf in one of those clay pot contraptions so it stews in it's own fat.

Think I'm kidding?

If the chicken wasn't breaded, then it would be Atkins-friendly.

but... but... none of the actors were fat.

Unlucky Fried Kittens was one of my favorite restaurants before I stopped eating at places that made me throw up.

^ i had stop eating at places that gave me uncontrolable diarrhea.
KFC doesnt make you fat, it gives you bulemia.

>> ^notarobot:
Unlucky Fried Kittens was one of my favorite restaurants before I stopped eating at places that made me throw up.


bwahaha UFK

Apparently it is real.

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/fitness_exercise_health/2009/08/double-down-chicken-sandwich-kfc-cardiac-special-of-the-day.html

But it's only being marketed in parts of Rhode Island and Omaha, Nebraska.

858 Calories; 62.4 grams of fat.

Mmmmmm..... low self-esteem tastes delicious.

I see they're mostly adhering to the Colonel's secret recipe:
1) Chicken
2) Salt
3) Grease

ug,i fyou guys understood nutrition, you would know that this makes one less fat then the average sandwich. Likely more unhealthy, yes, but more fattening, no, this contains very little carbs, which are the cause of the fattening

FRIED DOUGH!

I don't see how this is any worse for you than pizza.

Pizza's actually worse, since it usually contains loads of carbs in white bread form.

Carbs? Calories? Fat? Pfft. I'm gonna have to pick one of these up.

Aye, I'd want one too, too bad KFC isn't big in Finland.

"We're never satisfied when it comes to food.

'You know what would be good on this burger? A ham sandwich! Instead of a bun, let's use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddle, here comes the Donut-Ham-Hamburger!'"

-Jim Gaffigan

I'm fat because I don't exercise and basically never get around to eating during the day until about 15 minutes before going to bed, when I'll eat mass quantities.

Next time some asshole Right Winger whines "WHY DO WE NEED A HEALTH PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN?", I'm going to show him this abortion of the food industry and point out, "BECAUSE WE EAT SHIT LIKE THIS, YOU SQUARED-HEADED, IN-BRED, SINGLE-DIGIT-IQ'D PRODUCTION OF A FAILING EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM IN A DECAYING EMPIRE POPULATED BY DOLTS AND ASSHOLES JUST LIKE -YOU-."

Then it's right to the roof with the rifle, a bag of crank and a bottle of Yukon Jack -- OMFG H4X AND BREAKING NEWS!

Looks awesome. I hate fastfood, so i'll have to replicate it myself with grilled chicken with my spicy rub.....

manflesh!

>> ^sillma:
Pizza's actually worse, since it usually contains loads of carbs in white bread form.


Funny. They've been telling us for the last several years that 70% of our carbs should be coming from bread products.

Take off the cheese, mayonnaise and breading, eat only 25% of the meat, and fill up with a salad without dressing and you'd be fine.

I know this is terrible and all, but KFC set the bar pretty high (low?) with their 'Famous Bowls', which Patton Oswalt described pretty accurately, though he failed to mention that they also top it with cheese.

I'm only somewhat ashamed to admit that, once I overcame the initial fear and repulsion...they're actually quite good.

>> ^aceofkidneys:
ug,i fyou guys understood nutrition, you would know that this makes one less fat then the average sandwich. Likely more unhealthy, yes, but more fattening, no, this contains very little carbs, which are the cause of the fattening

Wow put down the south beach diet book and do some actual research. Sitting on your ass inhaling ho-hos is fattening. Intaking 858 fat and protein calories in one meal...won't break your belt in a day, but if you plan on using that protein, you need carbs in your diet. They say about 2 grams of carbs per 1 gram of protein.

>> ^rottenseed:
...you need carbs in your diet. They say about 2 grams of carbs per 1 gram of protein.


Where is that from? It may be true in a general sense, but from most of what I've read a person's ideal ratio of carbs to protein depends very strongly on how much (and what kind of) activity they are involved in. Someone who works out intensely 60+ minutes per day will have a different ratio need than someone who jogs 30 minutes three times a week.

When talking about carbs, it's also important to include their glycemic index (a measure of how fast they absorb into the body). As a matter of general health, it is much better to eat carbs that absorb slowly in order to avoid spiked insulin levels. I prefer high GI (fast absorption) foods directly after an intense workout, but otherwise I try to stay away from them.


The "food" in this video is unhealthy for many reasons, but I wouldn't include calories in that list. If someone eats more calories than they burn then they will gain weight, whether it's cheeseburgers or vegetables.

However, if you really look into how the chemicals in this type of food affects the human body then it would probably scare the hell out of you, even if you have a "healthy" body fat percentage. It may taste good, but it is basically legal poison. A more appropriate title might be "this is why you have health problems at age 40".

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