what a shitter.

The very ending is hysterical.

upvote for priceless ending (maybe there is such a thing as instant karma)

This guy is in for some serious karmic re-alignment. A $200 ticket and a scratched up 'busa don't quite make up for his douchiness.

Fat lot of good no shirt and a bandanna are going to do him at 200 mph.

>> ^Dash:
This guy is in for some serious karmic re-alignment. A $200 ticket and a scratched up 'busa don't quite make up for his douchiness.
Fat lot of good no shirt and a bandanna are going to do him at 200 mph.


you dnt think going daily to the gym will make your body strong enough to crash with a car full speed head on?

Messy dismount. He needs to work on that if he wants to impress the judges.

Who knew Kari Byron from Mythbusters was also a judge. Good for her.

^ lol. I'd say he was definitely BUSTED.

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No helmet? It's just a matter of time before he Darwins out, and good thing.

I'm thinking this guy has borderline mental retardation.

What a douche. I mean I've seen my share of douches, but this guy.. wow.


Judge was hot though. Totally looked like Kari. I've got a thing for redheads.

She looks like a bit older version of carrie(sp) from mythbusters

Dropping your bike... can really mess it up.

I would have taken his license away.

It's a shame he was going so slow at the end. I would've liked to have seen what was red, black, and shredded all over the pavement at 200 mph.

I think he misunderstands why people find him funny.

There is an insane amount of douchebaggery going in here!

God, I hate people like that; guys covered in unnecessary machismo. She should have taken his license.

Eh, on the grand scale of douchebaggery I'd put this guy on the low end because he doesn't seem like too much of a danger to other people. In fact, if he filled out his donor card, he's a ticking time bomb of harvestable, slightly steroid soaked organs.

For the love of God reality programming must be culled! Let this be a warning to anyone else watching and reading - not worth 5 minutes for the payoff!!! Spoiler - idiot wipes out. It's what idiots do!

i disagree, TOTALLY worth the payoff
instant karma gonna get cha baby

Note: Possibly not exactely verbatim - O.K.?

CONFESSION: I normally go 50 miles over the speed limit!

CONFESSION: I normally don't pull over and let the cops catch me!

Disrespect of the court!

$200 fine - bullshit - I think this vid is phony.

Steroids're a helluva drug.

$200 is about what you'd get in Australia for a similar offence. Sounds about right to me.

And just because no one else has said it:
hahahahhahahahahahahhahahah

there is no way this guy can be serious...........then again perhaps I'm putting too much faith in humanity =)

He should count his lucky stars he didnt get a contempt charge. That has got to be the nicest and most laid back judge i've seen

Has this routine EVER worked?

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The ending, is so... priceless..

>> ^Trancecoach:
Has this routine EVER worked?


Yes, because if nothing else he comes across as very honest. You can also tell that this case was probably the most fun the judge had all day (court is mostly boring). She didn't let it affect her decision, but I could see others letting him off. Being over confident can be annoying but it's a lot better than people who go to court and do nothing but lie to make themselves look innocent. I'm sure it has worked to some degree in the past.

Did they pay him to be an asshat?

Just shut the fuck up, stupid. This is one of those guys who is so dumb he thinks everyone else is as dumb as he is.

Not a danger to other people? He almost crashed his bike into two different groups of people in the parking lot.

>> ^Xaielao:
I'm thinking this guy has borderline mental retardation.


Fixed.

Wasn't going to upvote until the very end. Priceless.

Speeding ticket = $200
Paint Job = $200

Seeing a complete Douche Bag waste-of-life get what they deserve = PRICELESS

I just hope his mates never, ever let him live this down. The money won't bother him, fixing the bike won't bother him but for someone for whom image is everything dropping your bike in the parking lot, on TV, is about the worste thing that could happen.

She still should have taken his licence away.

bahahahahah what a tool

Uh, *eia. For whoever thought the pop-up video adds something. Eugh.

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*JILF

"Paint Job = $200"

Motorcycle plastics are insanely expensive. If he didn't have framesliders that was an easy $1,000 in damage.

>> ^sometimes:
JILF


Classy..

What a complete jackass.

this is a tv show? looks like blind date producers got themselves a jackpot lol

>> ^sometimes:
JILF


Possibly the best invocation ever.

And yes, yes she is.

Fantastic ending. Priceless.

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I almost wish this guy was a fellow NYer. The fines here are insane. He'd be broke in no time.

Even a non-moving violation is about $350 and 2pts; a number I will unfortunately be able to confirm in a few weeks.

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speeding tickets seem to be the least of his problems:
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57147#

So it turns out that Mr douchebag is also a paedofile. This just gets better and better.

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This guy should be in jail.

The little fella seems to take great pride in his embarrassing driving record. If this cock bag wasn't such a douche bag he would realize that getting caught that many times equals FAIL. If he had hair you know it would be a mullet. Little big man is probably horizontally challenged as well. The fact that he takes himself seriously is what is so comical. He is a parody of himself.

Where was this? They don't have helmet laws?

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