You guys will vote up anything that has a moderately cute geek girl. video wasn't funny, like, at all, whatever

one day that kind is going to wake up without eyes

"Paint Job = $200"

Motorcycle plastics are insanely expensive. If he didn't have framesliders that was an easy $1,000 in damage.

It seems like they didn't quite understand the gravity of the situation.

I'm sure there will be pointed commentary on terrorism and power

i hope that razor is clean

I see he still calls upon ridiculously obscure references for his "jokes"

they crossed swords

this is one song you don't want to give a personal interpretation to. unless you are whitney houston.

god is sick

i feel like somewhat of a failure in life

"and is retraining the staff in health and sanitation procedures"

Can you imagine sitting in on that meeting? "Do not take a bubble bath in the sink."

This high is 40% alcohol, 20% meth, and 40% cocaine. It's clearly obvious from her movements.

jeez some of you are a bit stiff on the humor side. no one got hurt.

payback is a bitch