Gorgonheap goes diamond, still most hated creature in galaxy
LONG time Sifter and Maestro di Geeko gorgonheap finally got his diamond, ladies and germs, and boy are my arms tired!
**crickets**
Tough crowd. Moving along, when I say LONG time, I mean he's been here since June of 2006, just a few short months after VS was violently birthed from its mutant-alien uterus. (So I have issues; tell me something I don't know.) I think the Mexican-American War was still being fought then, and dag was going through that awkward phase of his parents catching him downloading porn. Needless to say, gorgonheap is part of the Old Guard, but one of the good ones who doesn't always talk about the "good old days," like when a video only needed 4 votes to escape queue, or that they didn't have all these fancy new channels, and kids knew how to talk to their elders, and there wasn't a cure for smallpox, etc. So he's alright in my book.
Seriously, what would we do without this dude? He
I also get a kick out of this guy. He writes some of the funniest and/or wittiest comments here, and anyone who can make me laugh out loud is a righteous fellow. His serious comments are also worth reading, because they are often quite thoughtful. Even though he and I often see issues differently, I still respect what he has to say because he says it so well that he actually makes me think at times. Wait, I hate thinking. NOW I remember why he's the most reviled creature in the galaxy.
So give it up for gorgonheap, or else he'll mount your carbonite-frozen ass on the wall as a decoration.
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A diamond is a gorgonheap's best friend!
congrats in the diamond
Congrats, heap o' gorgons!
Well it's about bloody time gorgonheap! Congrats!
Not to rain on the parade kronosposeidon, but the geek channel was always around and Gorgon was just lucky enough to inherit it , so don't go giving him too much credit
^I did not know that. I will correct it. Party-pooper.
Go devour another offspring, why don't you.
Welcome to the party, Goron. Major A$$ GR@V33 and major congratulations! Well deserved. I always enjoy your witty banter and KP enjoys your woolly Bantha.
Congrats, gorgonheap! You'll be a gorgonpile in no time.
^I just took a gorgonpile. It was a 2-flusher.
This just proves that homeschooling produces the smartest people on the planet...or Videosift, whatever.
Yeay for muppets!
seriously, congratulations.
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Awarding kronosposeidon with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by laura.
Heaps of diamonds for you Gorgon! Congrats!
Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)
Long time coming - but glad you made it. Thanks for all your contributions Mr. Heap.
Well done, Mr. Heap. If I felt it was safe enough, I'd travel one state down and shake your hand personally. However, Utah and I do not get along. So instead, I'll just say, Congratulations!
Congratulations!!! By the way... what the heck is a GORGONHEAP??? YAY DIAMONDZZZZZZZZZ
Listen up Utah Muppet - I love your vids, but I will always contest your stance. so there. gimme some more warner bros, bro.
The geek of all things geek has finally geeked out. uh - yeah, good job hairy dude.
Excellent - now with this diamond...you can take over THE UNIVERSE!
geeky congrats from me
Congrats, glutton!
Nice...
I think I hate you, but I also love you.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Dead-Kennedys-California-Uber-Alles
KP has had that image as the background on his desktop for quite a while now. He's just been dying to use it. It has been a long time getting a diamond, I'm older then a lot of active users (In VS years anyway). But I'm grateful for the mutual respect that we all have, even if my opinions and ideas are unpopular.
I've decided to move to Tattoine where I can fill my life long dream of being an intergalactic crimelord / slob. I hear a position just opened up there.
Thanks to everyone for your comments and congratulations. I never thought I'd invest so much in an online community, I can honestly say,
I regret every time I come here.I love it here.Heap heap!
hoooooooraaaaaayyyyy!
heap = the only one who actually reads everyone's blog
congrats!
now, about that two dollars...
does "Gorgon" mean "shit"? That's the only way I'd understand the username.
Congratulations on getting diamond, you giant muck monster you... (??)
Grats Gorgon!
They give diamonds to anyone nowadays...
Congrats, you stanchion of the sift.
"Popularity is the crown of laurel which the world puts on bad art. Whatever is popular is wrong."
- Oscar Wilde
congrats
A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool.
- Joseph Roux
Oh this is great news. Gorgon always keeps it real. That's why it took so long, I guess. Congratulations, Mr. Heap.
You go, Gorgo.
Nice, congrats! =)
In honor of your hitting diamond, and many MST3K posts I say, HUZZAH!!
Very Nice...
http://www.diamondsnews.com/images/fun_diamond.jpg
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Muchos Grats oh Heap
Heah heap, hoorah!:)
congrats, gorgon. You old fuzzy monster, you
Congrats.
I don't agree with you politically but am glad that you take the time to express them.
Ah! I missed GH diamond! Happy 250 Gorgonheap
Way to go, gorgongeek
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