Well, obrigado!
As for why now, although I haven't sifted in quite a while, it seems an old submission got its tenth vote. Funny enough, it wasn't even a good video. But the site seems 'awesomer' then ever ; )

you are a being of pure awesomeness.

I Wish! My cover artist and illustrator is awesome.

My first book, The pregnant man diaries, is about Pregnancy from a masculine point of view, i.e., full of panic, fear and despair.

The second, How Parents are born, is about the first two years of a little girl in her poor dad's life.



In reply to this comment by DerHasisttot:
Are your books graphic novels? What are they about?

you are too kind, Laura!

why thank you.
yours is devilishly charming.

In reply to this comment by AdrianBlack:
Excellent avatar picture!

It is not dead!!

It is funnier untranslated but here you go:

alligator, alliigator...

fiuuu
its being shocked

gator is dying
nature is incredible, gator is being electrocuted

run, here, run, come see
gator is dead here, run dude
impressive, never seen something like it
silence. come see. impressive, never seen something like that in my life
get a fork and a lasso

oh my fuck,
that was funny.
but Drax´s subtitled version is the funniest thing this decade.

it is fixed. thank you very much!

In reply to this comment by evil_disco_man:
Your Bukowski video is dead... http://www.videosift.com/video/Bukowski-The-man-with-the-beautiful-eyes

Here's a fix... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9WI9Zn0lRs

hey mycroft, thanks for the input. I´ll reply after it passes through the brazilian bureaucracy, which looks indeed like "brazil", the film.
cheers!

In reply to this comment by MycroftHomlz:
Sorry I was late to the roast.....

A Brazilian Wolverine... you know what that means, all claws, no carpet. Grrr baby. GRRRrrrrrrr.

You know this wrong to subject us to roasting Neuralnoise. What are we supposed to make fun of the fact that he is really really good looking. Like Derrick Zoolander? Are we supposed to make light of the fact that he is creepy nice? I mean if say something like,

"What you don't know is that girl in the photo is his wife."

Crickets, and it is just wrong. Plus, I resorted to making fun of the fact that all Brazilian men are lascivious creeps. You can't make fun of a man for being really really good looking and creepy nice. It can't be done. That's all I have left. I fart in your direction.

Fuck!!!
I guess when I first saw your name I misread it and now I´m dyslexic to it, all I see is a mechanical duck. That wont change back, ever. Anyhow there is more poetry in a fingernail of a graverobbed raped corpse than in all 1.200 norwegians together.
It also means you didn´t win, somehow.


>> ^Ornthoron:
>> ^NeuralNoise:
Ornothron, wow, now THERE is some research and effort! Congrats on the trainee who did your job. Having my fraudulent narcisistic ways exposed by a mechanical bird´s apprentice is the moon landing to my neil armstrong. And yes, it is excruciating reading through you people´s comments in order to find even one worth mentioning.
Does this mean I won the roast, even if you can't manage to spell my name correctly? But I guess it's too much to ask to comprehend these complex norse names for someone whose first language is descended from murderers, pirates, rapists and grave robbers.

Siftbot said it was ok, that his rust wouldnt hurt me and it did exfoliate me.
So I had good reason for all those tears.


>> ^thinker247:
I see. This is the part of the post roast where the roastee tries to find some dirty groupie to go home with him? I don't know who to feel worse for, Siftbot for needing a wetnap after you ejaculate in his screen, or Siftbot for hearing you cry for 45 minutes after you're done.
For your masturbatory desires:
http://www.sifterparts.com/
>> ^NeuralNoise:
I want the powerpoint.
Siftie won´t respect me, or even hear my pleads, until I´m gold again and shed this silvery crud.

I want the powerpoint.
Siftie won´t respect me, or even hear my pleads, until I´m gold again and shed this silvery crud.

>> ^dotdude:
Roast XII is officially in Post Roast.
The competition for LAST COMMENT begins NOW.
I offer NO PRIZES.
You guys will figure it out.

And I have enough power points this time.
unsticky

THE JESTER

it was fun!
merry jesting.

In reply to this comment by dotdude:
Thank you for being a good sport and putting up with us morons.

THE JESTER

hey, that was fun!
Thanks for being such a graceous host.
Also, I do hope you are next.
beijos!