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Stickying this post at the top of Sift Talk - sticky requested by kronosposeidon.

Woo hoo!!!

Congratulations!

Finally.....I get to fuck him first!!!

Hahaha! Well done, kp!

CONGRATULATIONS to our masked kitty of a thousand faces. Certainly more than well deserved for the unbelievable commitment to themed queue bursts with matching avatars and, hello, a weekly crossword puzzle?!

You rock, Mister Schmawy!

Oh, and kp's effort is way above and beyond a mere *quality. What a fantastic piece of journalism.

Awarding kronosposeidon with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by lucky760.

Ugh, I'm rereading what I wrote last night and finding numerous grammatical and spelling errors. That's the last time I mix strawberry soda with Johnny Walker.

I doff my hat to you KP, for you taught me well, Master.

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Haha, great job on the News article, kronosposeidon! That's a *quality way to waste your time on a worthless sift-reject like -*coughcoughhacksplutter*- on an awesome guy like Schmawy!

kronosposeidon has already been awarded a star point for this post - ignoring quality request by Kuga.

Wow KP, I don't think you needed to go to all that work just to get a quality star out of someone!

Great read and great work schmawy. You keep sifting great stuff and are a great part of the community. I wonder what KP has planned for your 500th?

Congrats!!

Hip hip hooray for the guy I can always count on to upvote my Weakerthans videos! You're a scholar and a gentleman, schmawy

And great job on the extry extry, KP

One day schmawy will have as many different white cat avatars as he does star points! Kudos, and congrats!

Wow, diamonds are falling from the sky! Congrats, cat!
Jelly?....Syrup? Nah, I prefer cheese!

Way to go schmawy! A valued sifter for sure.

Schmawy! Wow! This is certainly a momentous day on the Sift! We have so much ass gravy being slathered on the walls, in the halls, on my balls. This is great. You and Lucky! What a happy, happy, happy day. Congrats, my brother!

My favorite theme posting master of 1000 faces cat on the sift! You're both the cat's pajamas and the cat himself, keep the awesome sifting going!

Diamonds are cat's best friend.

'Wonder what the tabloid version of this story would look like, hmmmmm . . . .

I get to weigh in on a special guy. Hot dog. I mean, cool cat.

I feel like I know this guy like a neighbor. He swam the pond at age 2 with his British parents. If he returned to his homeland he could become a Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's court. Twain the Old and New Worlds, Mark my word.

His avatar skills are tops, I think we all acknowledge that. A pleomorphic pussy like that would take me weeks to master, yet he can dive into it and father a whole new one in a matter of minutes.

The lucky bastard gets to paddle a canoe around on a trout stream, yet he fishes not. I hath taken it upon myself to get an angle on him. I am sore afraid he will be decked out in Cabela's camo before the year is out.

Schmawy briefly entered my world of medicine. His puss in scrubs was a delight, but as I told him, he would need to be declawed before performing rectal or vaginal exams.

As for his posts, common interest comes to mind. We can look deep into each other's queues and find a thread to bind, a song to share.......this is going off the deep end.

And yes ladies and gentlemen, he plays guitar at least as good as Johnny Cash, the man in black, something that's not too hard to do at the moment.

I tip my hat to your skills and achievements and will always have a bottle of sevoflurane to pop open should you decide to visit the god forsaken great plains.

An epic moment in the saga of the sequel of "YAY"..this moment has arrived
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NOW! Give it up for the one and only
s c h m a w y ! 250
(Imagine the last shot is schwamy's avatar)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7vSykdVZFw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8usU59Hqj-k

Truely inspirational quality sifter!
*cheese, er, *cheers! (yeah..a *bar channel:) )

Always lighthearted and never one to take an aggressive stance against anybody; schmawy is a constant reminder for all of us when we're all taking ourselves and this site too seriously.

...did I use that semicolon correctly?

Awesome sendup, KP. Serious Congrats to Schmawy!

Catman, na na na nanana, Catman! *pow* *bam* *serious hit*

You deserve all the diamondpowah you get. Congratulation, Feline.

And btw, kp, I love the Serious Times.

Awesomeness all round

Way to go man. Your serious cat avatars and varying themes are always awesome to check out. Bout damn time.

WTG schmawy, though kp is kinda stealing your thunder with his creativity.

^The man has too much thunder to bother with mine.

Yay - Schmawy can has the bronze diamond! Brilliance! Brilliance! KP too! Brilliance! I am humbled.

Yesssss, I finally got here in time to say something funny...
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>> ^Zifnab:
I wonder what KP has planned for your 500th?


Blowjobs for all.




Congratulations! Seriously, I mean it. Yay.

*awesomesauce

*promote

Promoting this Sift Talk post - promote requested by MycroftHomlz.

congrats schwamy, I mean, schmawy!

Meowsome! Congrats!

>> ^rottenseed:
Always lighthearted and never one to take an aggressive stance against anybody; schmawy is a constant reminder for all of us when we're all taking ourselves and this site too seriously.
...did I use that semicolon correctly?


Since you asked. I believe it should be a comma. Semicolons combine two complete sentences or two complete sentences using a conjunctive adverb or a bunch of clauses or phrases. Did I just nerd this place up? Yeah? Then, let me drop the maturity here a bit... Exploded ass gravy! Bird num nums! Poopie! Cat farts!

Congratulations. And please, downvote this comment.

Schmawy cat!!!! One of my all-time favs... Congrats to you!!! KP, what an awesome post you've made. Kudos!!!

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You sir, are a pillar of sift. Thanks for all the cool culture you have contributed to the place. It would be a very diminished Sift without you.

Schmawy you clever scoundrel you! I nearly didn't notice you clock up all those star points

I look forward to a Serious Channel of Sift Serious Business.

Sift! Is Serious! (Business!)

nice one, and keep them great sifts!
Congrats again!

I will drink to your health, and your serious!

Woo, grats! =)

You should make a "High-Definition" channel. Cause, that would rock.

Congrats on your new promotion, you great white cat person you.

Congrats, schmawy. I hate typing that name, my fingers always get confused. Awesome stuff though. So tell us, what channel ideas do you have?

I will forever cherish those pictures of your ass and that of your cat...thank you friend-choggie

Congrats Keep Posting Good stuff I love what you always post ^ ^ dont forget about cat videos

Congrats to you too!

Couldn't have happened to a nicer Kitty. Wow KP, this is definitely the coolest consiftulatory post EVAR.

For those who may be wondering why I put so much effort into this post, it's because schmawy has put so much effort into bringing creativity and fun to this place that this is the least I could do for him.

And he's also a cool guy.

Schwamy is awesome one of the best people to join the sift! I would write more but am drinking for you.

so sorry to have missed schmawy's party! (figured it more important that he attend & we only have one 'puter.)
your words of kindness fill me with warm fuzzies...i know how much this community means to him and now I know how much he means to all of you.

congrats, schmawy. you da man. cat. pillar of the community. whatever. we love you and most of us aren't even gay. except kp, obviously. channel wishes?

hellz yea, man, keep the vids comin'! *boyish look in my eye* i cant wait til i has a diamond! or anything at all.

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Unstickying this post from the top of Sift Talk - unsticky requested by kronosposeidon.

Thanks everyone for their kind comments and their votes. And thank you especially KP for this really clever post and for showing me the way so many times. I love the Sift and all it's Sifters, and I'm glad I could add something to an already strong community. You try to make the world you want to live in, right?

Cheers all, I'll be around to bother each of you individually.

Congrats, schmawy! I love your sifts...well most of them anyway

>> ^Obsidianfire:
You should make a "High-Definition" channel. Cause, that would rock.


That would indeed be great! Maybe it should be a checkbox like "long" and "nsfw" though rather than a channel...

>> ^maatc:
>> ^Obsidianfire:
You should make a "High-Definition" channel. Cause, that would rock.

That would indeed be great! Maybe it should be a checkbox like "long" and "nsfw" though rather than a channel...


Would YouTube HD count too?

Congratulations from the perpetually-late one!

^He thinks he's late? Congratulations my friend!

Ya, gonna edit this stupid post I made before people notice what a twat I am...