He couldn't have been trying to skate that. Maybe he thought it was a giant bowl of ice cream.

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Pobrecito. empujale!

Just put a Twinkie up top.

Fill it with water... he can float out.

>> ^gwiz665:
Fill it with water... he can float out.


Um, he would sink?

Leave him there for a week or so. Eventually he'll be thin enough to climb out.

Maybe a new weight loss program for Americans.

Who TF designed this? A construction team of rapists?

I was thinking that myself. What an incredibly stupid idea. Couldn't people realistically die in here given the right set of circumstances? Rare circumstances, but nontheless..

>> ^ant:
>> ^gwiz665:
Fill it with water... he can float out.

Um, he would sink?


Fat = less dense than water. He would float.

*eia

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I wonder if this would have made the top 15 if the title had been "Good Samaritans Save Embarrassed Kid From Skatebowl?" Then it could have been *humanitarian,

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I was wondering until the end, when they finally panned left, to see whether this really was the shallowest incline. Guess it was. Madness.

Making fun of a fat kid? Really? Fucking pathetic

I can't believe they designed a bowl that deep with no other way out...
What if someone wiped out or twisted an ankle down there...
Feeling pretty bad for this kid...

Seems like it's partially a traction problem... don't wear sandals to the skate park kids.

>> ^alizarin:
Making fun of a fat kid? Really? Fucking pathetic


Your sensitivity to the matter does not make this unfunny.

poor kid, pull him out of there give him free chuck e cheese tokens and an ice cream bar

fatty shoulda done a kickflip outta there and got all the girls

he just doesn't know his potential yet

I was impressed by the number of people willing to help him rather than just pointing and laughing. Good to see.

Although maybe they just wanted to use the bowl without obstructions.

"This is nothing like Halo."

>> ^kceaton1:
Who TF designed this? A construction team of rapists?


Welcome to my Rape Bowl.

10 bucks says a hotpocket would've lured him out...

>> ^alizarin:
Making fun of a fat kid? Really? Fucking pathetic

ooooooh yeaaaaaaaaa...you're right. Because his obesity is a disease just like cancer. On the bright side, this may encourage him to lose some weight. A lot of times the chunkier kids bulk up and thin out eventually.

This is why there are fewer fat people in Europe than in the USA. The fat ones tend to die in skate bowls.

>> ^rebuilder:
This is why there are fewer fat people in Europe than in the USA. The fat ones tend to die in skate bowls.


so is this EIA?

So, do they not have ropes in this country?

SAY NO TO CRACK!

You know, with all the laughing going on in this post, there's remarkably less going on at the skate park. I guarantee if this was an American skate park, there would be no one helping him. They would just scream obscenties at him.

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Cardio

>> ^Payback:
You know, with all the laughing going on in this post, there's remarkably less going on at the skate park. I guarantee if this was an American skate park, there would be no one helping him. They would just scream obscenties at him.

Yea cuz fatties like this are giving us a bad name.

>> ^Payback:
You know, with all the laughing going on in this post, there's remarkably less going on at the skate park. I guarantee if this was an American skate park, there would be no one helping him. They would just scream obscenties at him.


If this was an American skate park, they would all be trapped in the bowl, unable to get out.

They should have stacked people up to the top and formed a ladder for him to climb. I wonder if that would have worked?

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hahaha....

>> ^rebuilder:
This is why there are fewer fat people in Europe than in the USA. The fat ones tend to die in skate bowls.


This is actually in Spain, which last time I checked is a part of Europe. We have fewer fat people because we let rapists build skate bowls?

That's you.

Why didn't anyone hand him a skateboard?

>> ^silvercord:
I wonder if this would have made the top 15 if the title had been "Good Samaritans Save Embarrassed Kid From Skatebowl?" Then it could have been humanitarian,


I don't think they're good Samaritans, I think they just wanted to get the fat fuck out so they could skate again.

5 bucks says that the kid trying to pull him up was conveniently letting go of him just to mess with the fat kid's head.

>> ^Phooz:
They should have stacked people up to the top and formed a ladder for him to climb. I wonder if that would have worked?


Sure, but they probably haven't seen American Ninja 2. I'd sift it, but the embed isn't available
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeIWORYLuc0

*happy ending, no?

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*happy ending, yes.

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OK he's trapped, pump in the methane

>> ^Mandtis:
>> ^rebuilder:
This is why there are fewer fat people in Europe than in the USA. The fat ones tend to die in skate bowls.

This is actually in Spain, which last time I checked is a part of Europe. We have fewer fat people because we let rapists build skate bowls?


I know it was in Spain. What I said wouldn't have made any sense if I thought it was in the USA.

>> ^gtjwkq:
Why didn't anyone hand him a skateboard?


First Rule of Rape Club, no Skateboards!
Second Ru...

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