Man, I felt like i watching an episode of Star Trek!

I wish the Rockwell folks had written for the show.
Maybe then we would have heard more imaginative last minute heroic devices other than the "___________pulse" (fill in the blank)

I would love to have seen the actor's face when he saw the script for the first time. "Where the hell do I put the stresses????"

I would love to see the script just to see how everything was spelled.

"... the lineup consisted simple of 6 hydrocoptic marzalvanes..." awesome.


(as a personal aside, I'm a researcher, and I've been to many a seminar where I thought for sure the presenter was at times doing exactly this.)

I gotta' get me one of those!

I'm so glad they got rid of the pesky "Side fumbling" (insert hand motion here).

i like a good side fumbling

That guy really knows how to sell.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retro-Encabulator

I was only certain it *was* a gag at "malleable, logarithmic casing", I'll admit.

Semiapies, that is so great. Thanks. I'll edit the title. :-D

or not...odd, I can't seem to edit. Edit is not working.

What do you mean it's a gag? I just paid $4,000 for one of these on Ebay! The guy that I bought it from promised to ship it right away! Airmail from Nigeria cost me an extra $500, but he told me that it would be totally worth it.

Semiapies, choose to believe.

Logarithmic makes the cases. It's a company name. It's like describing a "plastic Samsonite suitcase", he is referring to a "malleable Logarithmic case". We spec Logarithmic's malleable cases all the time for HS bearing containment apps.

wow, saw this my first week or so taking part in the sift-and then on grouper by accident a second ago-was trying to find it on videosift, but couldn't remember any of the words in the title!
Marzipan!

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'sorry bob...just one more take'

This is hilarious I'd get one just to show it around the hospital pretend it can do stuff

We sell these things at my work. Ive seen every item in that cabinet.... just never heard the insano names for them.

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haha http://www.encabulate.com/

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Thanks Choggie

I'm sold, but what does it actually do?

>> ^syncron:
I'm sold, but what does it actually do?

I'm pretty sure it is the power behind Zombocom.

I've been having trouble lately trying to encabulate my semipermeable resistors in the solid-state hexagonal compartmentalizers. Will the retroencabulator fix this issue, or will I need a stronger encabulatory conductive stabilizing radiometer?

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Nice call Eric on the promote.

Yay! Thanks Eric

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I will take all the votes to the precious ether. You'll NEVER find their hiding place!!! Even more so now that they have been encabulated!!! Muwahahaha!!!

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My 200,000 melanin-pigmented dopaminergic neurons in the rostral and caudal nucleus linearis of the ventral tegmental area, caudal to the pons Varolii tissue at the base of the mesencephalon just told me that if I buy one of these they will get me high.

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