Shocker….in under 30 minutes the felon lost his investors tens of billions in his cryptocurrency pump and dump scheme. (And he suggested investing a large portion of the treasury into cryptocurrency because it would be great if American just lost half its monetary value in a single day in an unregulated market…as long as the felon makes money).

At the same time, republicans are holding California disaster aid hostage until they get a $4 TRILLION raise in the debt ceiling for this year, which they will need to do again by summer because we all know the debt is about to skyrocket by >30% a year….because fiscal conservancy means spend as much as humanly possible all on credit.

The Trump depression begins. Maybe red-book isn’t a bad idea, Americans need to learn Mandarin so they can communicate with their new bosses and landlords (unless they’re Alaskan, they need to learn Russian).

LOL!
It is deliciously hilarious that crowd size is ultimately important to the felon but he has ensured his crowd will be the smallest inaugural crowd ever by moving the inauguration inside open only to those who have given at least $1 million or more to him. His real crowd will be in the hundreds at most, the biggest room holds 140 max, the White House can’t fit more inside.

Most insects have a ventral nerve cord which is a set of cells that allow for movement based purely on external stimuli so the brain doesn’t need to be involved at all for reactive movement. These cells also seem to do the job of proprioception, locating the body position in space, so it’s not that surprising it can stand itself up and walk…it can likely even move away from high heat. Bugs are weird. Some dinosaurs had similar systems.

50000!! Woo-hoo!

That, and be deadly toxic to eat. They might want to start with that one first, actually. It’s a good one.

At under 18 months I drew on my grandma’s new fancy wallpaper….the getting dragged into the other room and the spanking I got is my first memory.
My second memory was while our house was being built, so I was under 2, and I climbed out on the exposed beams above the atrium, about 35 ft up and 30ft out on 10” wide beams…my mom held it together until I toddler walked back to solid ground then lost her shit. I was trouble.

Also-

*promote the civil (servant) war!

I want a counter on these showing how many times they failed before getting it.

I love teppanyaki. Benihana (or now our local teppanyaki restaurant, no Benihana here) has been my birthday go to since I was 6.

Birds aren’t real