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ChaosEngine*promote violence through mutual consent!
siftbotPromoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, June 23rd, 2014 4:30pm PDT - promote requested by ChaosEngine.
TrancecoachDirected by Max Landis, John Landis' son.. starring Haley Joel Osmont
ant/me slaps you for a point.
brycewi19Man, I kinda wish I could have slapped Haley Joel Osment after I watched A.I.
ChosenOnesays...2:53 C-c-c-combobreaker... nice punch to the face..
eric3579and for a bit more
SagemindReally thinking of it, I know some of you would have no problem with it..., but I would find this very difficult. Getting hit, not a problem, but hitting would feel uncomfortable.
FusionautThis restores my faith in humanity...
JiggaJonsonI'll just leave this here:
http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/haley-joel-copy.jpg?w=650
PaybackI would fail. I couldn't bring myself to hit a woman. In any circumstance. (especially not the blonde in the TN, rowr!)
In the course of my business, I got involved with an employee's problem with a drunk. He was much smaller than me, but got in a sucker punch while I was turned away from him. He was obviously hoping for a glass jaw, but mine is more like a cinder brick, only heavier. Anyways, he just pissed me off. He was flitting around, connecting, breaking skin a couple times, but no real power so it was just annoying. I finally connected -once- and he went down. Then two girls from his group grabbed onto me (ugly skanks so it wasn't remotely fun) and he ran off. They were scratching at me, kicking, and then one started to -without one word of a lie- try to burn me with her cigarette lighter. I still didn't hit either one. I wasn't brought up that way. I was finally able to push them far enough away and threatening to pound them kept them away.
It might be different if the female in question had a weapon, knife or club, and was intent on killing me, but anyplace where I could handle the damage, and knowing I could do seriously outclassed damage to them? No, I'd just take it.
newtboyWhat do you mean you can't hit a woman in the face....they have faces don't they?!?
That said, if a woman wants to attack, all sexist bets are off for me. That doesn't mean one should knock out a woman that slapped them, but it does mean 'just taking it' seems silly to me.
I would fail. I couldn't bring myself to hit a woman. In any circumstance. (especially not the blonde in the TN, rowr!)
In the course of my business, I got involved with an employee's problem with a drunk. He was much smaller than me, but got in a sucker punch while I was turned away from him. He was obviously hoping for a glass jaw, but mine is more like a cinder brick, only heavier. Anyways, he just pissed me off. He was flitting around, connecting, breaking skin a couple times, but no real power so it was just annoying. I finally connected -once- and he went down. Then two girls from his group grabbed onto me (ugly skanks so it wasn't remotely fun) and he ran off. They were scratching at me, kicking, and then one started to -without one word of a lie- try to burn me with her cigarette lighter. I still didn't hit either one. I wasn't brought up that way. I was finally able to push them far enough away and threatening to pound them kept them away.
It might be different if the female in question had a weapon, knife or club, and was intent on killing me, but anyplace where I could handle the damage, and knowing I could do seriously outclassed damage to them? No, I'd just take it.
chingaleraOh, who cares what the fuck you think...
=Paddle that bottom and tug on that hair, WOOOOOF! RooooF! RAwwwwfffmph! (pants, wags tail, licks heels)
Totally wanna slap Tatty-Cathy
What do you mean you can't hit a woman in the face....they have faces don't they?!?
That said, if a woman wants to attack, all sexist bets are off for me. That doesn't mean one should knock out a woman that slapped them, but it does mean 'just taking it' seems silly to me.
MilkmanDansays...What about the chick at 3:00 who clearly requested the smacked ass? I think that I could somehow manage to overcome my reservations in that case...
I would fail. I couldn't bring myself to hit a woman. In any circumstance. (especially not the blonde in the TN, rowr!)
PaybackI understand you're being sarcastic, but I outweigh every last woman in that video by at least 3x. I'm 6'3" and "large boned". I'd still weigh over 275 lbs with 3% body fat (and it's a HELL of a lot more than 3% at the moment). There would have to be a weapon involved on the ladies' part for me to even feel realistically threatened.
So, yeah, I'd just take it or leave. None of them could stop me.
...maybe all of them could stop me if they tried at the same time. That would be... interesting.
That said, if a woman wants to attack, all sexist bets are off for me. That doesn't mean one should knock out a woman that slapped them, but it does mean 'just taking it' seems silly to me.
PaybackThere probably isn't much down there I could accidentally bruise (or break) unlike the face.
Then again, I'd be way too shy to do that to a random woman, as they claim this to be.
I'd have no real issue putting a guy in the hospital, but I'm kind of a "wimp" when it comes to women.
What about the chick at 3:00 who clearly requested the smacked ass? I think that I could somehow manage to overcome my reservations in that case...
chingaleraUhhh yeah, a slap from a lady (or the smallest guy in this viddy) may simply make Payback here a bit jocular or perhaps horned-up or at worse, just get him going....and if I saw a cat this built go at woman being as short, stout and slower nowadays as I am.....be goin' for some hamstrings with good steel or using some powered device of some sort to intervene-Not that I'd really wanna even ever even have to do something as bold-faced and silly :0
articianLook at these fucking hipsters!
notarobotThis was great!
paganif1says...I was a at a bar once and I somehow ended up getting in a friendly slapping match with a chick. We both laughed about it and I ended up getting her number. Seeing this video was really great.
robbersdog49The first rule of fight club, is you don't talk about fight club.
The second rule of fight club, is you DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
PaybackThis is Slap Club, they're a bit lax with the rules.
The first rule of fight club, is you don't talk about fight club.
The second rule of fight club, is you DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
siftbotAwkward and touching. Filmmaker gets 20 strangers to kiss has been added as a related post - related requested by Eklek on that post.
Eklekwhat's the story behind this? This looks like the First Kiss ad
*related=http://videosift.com/video/Awkward-and-touching-Filmmaker-gets-20-strangers-to-kiss
siftbotThe specified related post, Awkward and touching. Filmmaker gets 20 strangers to kiss, is already associated with this post - bypassing related request by Eklek.
ZawashCan't wait to see the Facebook Poke edition.
Taintsays...I just can't believe Haley Joel Osment with that beard.
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