I went "*wtf"?

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The Fox News audience doesn't grasp multiple sentences unless presented in a 2nd grade form.
Random words put together to create a backronym let them think "Hey! Maybe this means something! I'll consult my astrology book!"

Oooh, we're gonna transform into something?!

AUTOCRATS, ROLL OUT!

This convinces me that he is openly mocking his audience now. You'd have to try to be this stupid on television.

lol. one letter is missing ..and that letter.. is y. hehehe.

does he know he's a conspiracy nut? doesn't the GOP hate conspiracy theorists?

*politics
*news

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It's like he's trying to convict Obama with the Chewabacca Defense.

Ladies and gentleman, I am not making any sense!

Sharp as a marble.

>> ^PostalBlowfish:
This convinces me that he is openly mocking his audience now. You'd have to try to be this stupid on television.


That explanation actually makes the most sense. Well, that or Beck has just decided to do his show while cracked out on meth.

I'm just sitting here stunned. The sheer stupidity of what I just saw has left me speechless. I.... yeah.

I, for one, LOVE the tags on this video ahahhah "Idiot, Moron, and Fox News"
bwahahaha

Oligarchy: a form of government in which power effectively rests with a small elite segment of society distinguished by royal, wealth, intellectual, family, military or religious hegemony.

Sounds like Bush

>> ^Fusionaut:
Oligarchy: a form of government in which power effectively rests with a small elite segment of society distinguished by royal, wealth, intellectual, family, military or religious hegemony.
Sounds like Bush


Bush & Company.. company still occupying positions in the current administration.

6:45

What.

Oh BeckY, I love you for your beauty, not your brains.

Ahh hahaha!

I actually started to appreciate Glen B a little while ago when I realized the only thing missing from his show sometimes is a laugh track.

Someone add this to comedy, please!

i cant seem to get my face out of my palm.

LOL. When he said "one letter is missing", I thought surely he was talking about the "c". ...And then he adds a "y". I died.

Well after watching that video I can honestly say I finally found a single redeeming quality for Glenn Beck.

I can't fully hate a guy that wears Chucks with a suit.

OK , My turn Glenn.

G.ullible L.unatic E.xaggerating N.onsensical N.ews, B.abbling E.xcreta, C.omplete K.ook.

Hmm, it all seems so clear now....

Get off the air!

*terrible *comedy

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Ok. I get it now. It's all very clear.

FOX news is really a Koffmanesque tabloid news network. Is it all staged or real?

I think he lost a bet and is paying for it.

*fear

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GB fkn PWNS the left every day.

He is condemned by folks who believe "Government lowers costs by getting involved." ha ha.

ha.

^Yeah, 'cause that's the point of this discussion... >.>

"This is not an oligarhy, it's a cheerocrahy."

*conspiracy

Invocations (conspiracy) cannot be called by Nithern because Nithern is not privileged - sorry.

Spelling is so elitist, anyway.

Also gotta love the "I don't know if we're turning into an 'oligarhy' or what we're turning into, but unless you ask 'why', we're gonna transform into something."

Pretty much summarizes all those right wing commentators. "I don't know wtf I'm talking about, but all this talk of a vague threat will surely enrage my audience (aka gun-toting rednecks). thumbsup"

This should be a commercial for college.

I still cant believe how many people take every word he says as law.

What a freaking retard.

i am so smart i am so smart S M R T

..........SHIT!!

>> ^Fusionaut:
Oligarchy: a form of government in which power effectively rests with a small elite segment of society distinguished by royal, wealth, intellectual, family, military or religious hegemony.
Sounds like Bush


Sounds like history.

"ACORN selects... TIDES"
What the hell does that even mean?

"They all select their words first, then tie them all together into one word."
What the hell does that mean?!

"I don't know if we're turning into an oligarchy or what we're turning into"
Then why the hell did you attempt to spell the word oligarchy?!

>> ^brain:
"ACORN selects... TIDES"
What the hell does that even mean?
Beck Translation: "I had to explain to the Fox News audience why the first letters from random words mean something together."

"They all select their words first, then tie them all together into one word."
What the hell does that mean?!
Beck Translation: "If I do it too, I'll cancel them out!."

"I don't know if we're turning into an oligarchy or what we're turning into"
Then why the hell did you attempt to spell the word oligarchy?!
Beck Translation: "My motto in my TV career is to always tell people what I think, but when I'm too extreme, I'll follow that with a huge caveat. For example: I believe Obama is a racist, with a deep seated hatred for white people. But I'm not saying he doesn't like white people!."

Fool me once, uh...

"ACORN selects... TIDES"
What the hell does that even mean?

I heard "tithes". As in a religious tax. It doesn't connect to anything else he said, but there's no rule that Glenn Beck has to be coherent.
edit: Alternatively he meant to say "titles" but was having too much of a paranoid nervous breakdown to pronounce it correctly.

"They all select their words first, then tie them all together into one word."
What the hell does that mean?!

I think he means that organizations decide what word they want their acronym to spell out, then try to find a sequence of words that will spell the acronym out. (Usually they manage to spell the word correctly).

"I don't know if we're turning into an oligarchy or what we're turning into"
Then why the hell did you attempt to spell the word oligarchy?!

Because he's on fox news and therefor he's contractually obligated to be an intellectually dishonest git.

It's such a perfect touch to the joke that his whole point is that the letter "y" sounds the same in English as the word "why," and therefore we should ask Obama "why."

Arguments are supposed to be based on logic, not on linguistic coincidences!

It is though he is taking cue from televised religious theologists (e.g. Pastor Melissa Scott)... and failing into complete anarcy.

It's a shame that his points are to amorphous and meaningless to provide a good target for a libel lawsuit. Who watches this clown anyways?

Just drivel. Leaving aside his ridiculous spelling error, what point was he even trying to make? He's incoherent.

I really am beginning to agree with the conspiracy nuts... Beck is just mocking his audience. He's probably stuck in a contract or something.

>> ^Fusionaut:
Oligarchy: a form of government in which power effectively rests with a small elite segment of society distinguished by royal, wealth, intellectual, family, military or religious hegemony.
Sounds like Bush

Sounds like the Kennedy's too, along with 90% of the US political culture. Actually more so the Kennedy's since there's a larger extended family and they didn't get their money in a super legit way.

>> ^Drax:
Sharp as a marble.


LOL! Haha - is this an expression? I can't wait to use it.