Secure, my ass! I got my first virus in a decade through Java security holes last month. I'm so sick of MS bashing. Look Java (Mac, Linux, etc), I know they suck. So do you. You ALL suck.

You're all each your own special and unique sucky snowflakes.

"[Christian groups on campus] have asked the college to get this Atheist Agenda group off."
Hilarious.

He should've gone at it from behind.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

The second movie still sucked, but I have to admit the sound was nice.

The show's pretty funny usually. About one good, solid laugh per episode amidst a sea of chuckles. If they wrote another 5 pages or so (probably 5 minutes of laugh track per ep judging by this) it would be alright with no laugh track. Not great, but watchable. I think it's when a show doesn't have a laugh track to lean on that the writers are forced to up their game. Take it away and maybe the show would get funnier.

Without the Starcraft and Diablo cinematics, you have really lost the gradual progression that their cinematics have shown over the years. This should've been about all of Blizzard's cinematics and not just Warcraft.

I knew Glenn Beck was a rip off of something else! Here it is.

The trouble it seems is with the big corporations just throwing these claims everywhere. When they're wrong they just say sorry. What needs to happen is they need to get stabbed right in the wallet so maybe next time they'll think before sending the letter.

Exits lift or exits life?

>> ^MikesHL13:
Awful. Rotting in jail is too good for this evil man.


Don't worry. His kind don't usually last long in prison.

That's a pretty good way to get yourself trapped under the ice and drown. Good on ya!

Hasn't broken any laws? I guess that's a fake shotgun then. I'm pretty sure there's a law against unsecured firearms (loaded or not) where I live. Replace the gun with a good replica or fake and this is pretty hilarious.

Of course we all know Santa's winning the real fight.

It's fun to see people who don't understand how salt works. We didn't always have refrigerators, you know.

My favorite part of this gag is how long it took to sink in. Twilight fans are very smart.

>> ^Winstonfield_Pennypacker:
...I am a salaried employee and thus subject to the same issues that effect the bulk of Americans.


So you too are in the iron grip of Big Fast Food?