It is because of people like this that 'school-shooting' as an adjective should be universally adopted.

Inspired, *dark stuff.

Adding video to channels (Dark) - requested by griefer_queafer.

Wait... So that's a chick? Is this satire?
I'm left so confused.

Well, I stand corrected. I guess there are some women that play WoW after all!

*quality

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by ponceleon.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'dont, fuck, with, this, kid, keyboard, warriors' to 'dont, fuck, with, this, kid, keyboard, warriors, jujitsu' - edited by ponceleon

BOOOOOOOMER!

>> ^ponceleon:

quality


...Really?

Get in maah belly!!!

Waaaait..@ 2mins "she deleted her account".. well, shit. Color me surprised.
edit:
Hah, this is a treasure trove
"You think I don't look like much"
I wouldn't put it that way...

Whoa whoa whoa guys, I believe she said she studied "ninjutsu" not "jujitsu" as the tags say. It all makes sense now.

From her other videos, apparently she is a juggalo, and now you're telling me she lives in a trailer park in west virginia??? Too bad I'm already married...

" ...Really?"

In its own perverse way, yes... quality.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'dont, fuck, with, this, kid, keyboard, warriors, jujitsu' to 'dont, fuck, with, this, kid, keyboard, warriors, jujitsu, ninjitsu' - edited by ponceleon

Lol. "Moves."

Ah, the fine art of anger management.

I had to stop watching when she said she would hop out of her car. That's just unbelievable.

I liked when it made fun of fat people.

*double take* ..did she just attempt to insult someone by calling them fat..?

She's like a 13 year old juggalo boy trapped in the body of a corpulent west virginian lady

Lightning bolt... LIGHTNING BOLT!!!

My bro was born in morgantown, this is highly accurate as to the local culture.

No, lady. It's not that you don't look like much. It's that you sound like even less. I'm not threatened by you, I'm saddened by you.

"I don't look like much"

I beg to differ.

How's she gonna 'take me out'? Roll down a fucking hill?

Also, best part of this video was the end message - that she's sorting herself out.

She's gonna have to register herself as a deadly weapon if she takes that third ninjitsu class.

"I'm gonna hop roll out of the fucking van, with this in my hand...."

Fixed that for you.

Cocaine is a helluva frog.

West Virginia.... what is it about that state that messes people up so bad?

Poverty, illiteracy and rapping clowns.>> ^alizarin:

West Virginia.... what is it about that state that messes people up so bad?

"... *Brings a Metal pole to a gun fight... "

>> ^alizarin:

West Virginia.... what is it about that state that messes people up so bad?


You don't want to know...

I knew she (really? she?) was going to head back to the trailer park after this video. Seeing the actual trailer park on film however was loltastic.

>> ^ponceleon:

BOOOOOOOMER!


Shit! shit! Shit!



I hate vans...

Nobody's said it yet? Then say it with me:

Effectual use of a stick!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHA

I'm gonna hit you... in your.. head...

At first I thought it was a 16 year old boy, then half way through I realised it was a woman... LOL

God you people are mean.

Not one of you bothered to mention how great she looks since she lost the weight.

WTF
I paused the video and read the comments at 1:57, after thinking I heard that was a girl...

Did that 500-600 pound motherfucker just call someone a 500-600 pound motherfucker?

Irony : an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

The apocalypse is nigh. Surely this is a sign.

Please put some spaces in your comment so we can see the whole page again.

>> ^CheshireSmile:

HA[...]HA
HAHA

Two things:

The "solid steel" bar looks awfully hollow.

"2-ton Jack" should be her nickname.

>> ^xxovercastxx:

Please put some spaces in your comment so we can see the whole page again.
>> ^CheshireSmile:
HA[...]HA
HAHA



i don't know how to! i can't reach the edit button! sorry i kinda ruined this page for everyone now.

>> ^CheshireSmile:

>> ^xxovercastxx:
Please put some spaces in your comment so we can see the whole page again.
>> ^CheshireSmile:
HA[...]HA
HAHA


i don't know how to! i can't reach the edit button! sorry i kinda ruined this page for everyone now.


Try this: http://videosift.com/commentedit/1027747

Yep, totally thought it was a dude. Upvote for using "Kid" in the title instead of "Chick" to keep everyone guessing.

2:01. Time when I realized the dude was a lady.

Poor girl, making the video was a very bad idea. The internets will not be kind to her.

Blessings,
JIMP

I've watched this video twice... I've come to the conclusion that this is Patton Oswalt in a fat-suit rehearsing for a new role. That or we North Americans are doomed.

What the fuck? That's a GIRL!?!?

Well, she's very eloquent. Excellent vocabulary.

Put down the doughnuts and go get some exercise.

Can't tell what gender, can't tell what age... so much confusion.

For my own sanity, and to maintain my faith in human beings, I'm going to believe that this is a troll.