He says words like "attractive" to subconsciously seed the word 'tractor' into the volunteers mind..

Just kidding. He whispers "tractor" into his ear.

Even if it can spin under it's own power (without fans or string, etc) try hooking it up to something else to extract work out of it. I think you'll find it slowing to a halt fairly quickly.

I'm pro-pot so. YAY! I'm also pro-journalism so.. .. What the fuck is this shit?

Most of them didn't even notice the dog

The look on Seth's face when Ed starts dissing 'big bang'.

I'm not saying these "owners" don't exist, but how come they just let him call them out on it? Are they not powerful enough? If someone "wakes up" and becomes famous enough, like Carlin, is that a rare enough event that they let you get away with it? If you were in their situation would you make that wager?

So I guess 'L' platers can't ride at night?

Fuck it, I'm moving to Russia.

Let me guess, it was aliens?

This was really great. I loved how he was always honest about what he doesn't know.

Heh, I never noticed he was talented before.

The one on the left has the best rhythm.

Well fuck that was easy. Just find the light switch.