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Self promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Wednesday, June 30th, 2010 10:27pm PDT - promote requested by original submitter bleedmegood.

i need to write some of those down

This is some high quality insulting and cuss words!

Made me laugh, so it gets my vote!

Nice! There are some real classics in there!

"I wouldn't piss on your teeth if they were on fire" made me laugh

List from here:

0’00 - Roxanne, Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Gleaming the Cube, The Princess Bride, A Fish Called Wanda, Star Wars, The Wizard of Oz, Casino, Three Amigos, A Clockwork Orange

1’05 - Dolemite, Glengarry Glen Ross, Bad Santa, The Witches of Eastwick, The Big Lebowski, In Bruges, Full Metal Jacket, There Will Be Blood

2’05 - Toy Story, Casablanca, Encino Man, The Women, Predator, Army of Darkness, They Live, Uncle Buck, Big Trouble in Little China, New Jack City, Billy Madison

3’00 - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Departed, Carlito’s Way, In the Loop, Glengarry Glen Ross, Stand By Me, Grosse Pointe Blank, Duck Soup, Caddyshack, Planes Trains & Automobiles

4’00 - South Park, Napoleon Dynamite, Mean Girls, The Breakfast Club, As Good as It Gets, The 6th Day, Step Brothers, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Full Metal Jacket, City Slickers, Road House, True Grit, Shot Circuit

5’00 - Raging Bull, The Usual Suspects, Snatch, Caddyshack, The Last Boy Scout, Ghostbusters, The Sandlot, As Good as It Gets

6’00 - 48 Hrs, In Bruges, Silver Streak, Glengarry Glen Ross, A Fish Called Wanda, Goodfellas, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, The Mist, Trading Places

7’00 - The Warriors, Point Break, Gangs of New York, Reservoir Dogs, The Breakfast Club, The Cowboys, Full Metal Jacket, Dodgeball, Donnie Darko, Scarface, The Good the Bad and the Ugly

8’00 - Anchorman, Tropic Thunder, Sexy Beast, In the Loop, Get Shorty, Blazing Saddles, The Way of the Gun, Blade: Trinity, Clerks, The Boondock Saints, The Exorcist, What About Bob?, Weird Science

9’00 - Con Air, True Romance, In the Loop, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Lake Placid, The Front, Gone with the Wind

I remember the one from Dodgeball making me uncontrollably lol in the theaters. I don't know why.

“Hey Laserlips. Your mama was a snowblower.”

I wiped the corners of my mouth after 9:00

fan-fucking-tastic list!
cock-juggling thunder cunt FTW!
runner up:
if i had a dick this is where i would tell you to suck it.

Upvote for elderberries. Gotta love a bit of python.

My favorite has to be 6:55

"If I ever need a friend like you I'll just have myself a little squat and shit one out"

Cock flavored popsicles!

I apparently need to see "Raging Bull"

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I've seen Sexy Beast but what on earth is Ben Kingsley saying at 8:14?

>> ^Deano:

I've seen Sexy Beast but what on earth is Ben Kingsley saying at 8:14?
"You're the problem - you're the fucking problem you fucking Dr. White (tampon) honking (big) jam rag (tampon) hunking (big) spunk bubble (condom)."

they missed the best one! "not a finger!" by Ralphie's dad in Christmas Story. He actual had a whole bunch of great insulting lines (mostly towards the furnace).

Tom Cruise's bit in Tropic Thunder was awesome. Almost enough to redeem him for what he did to that poor nice black lady. Almost.

The list wouldn't be complete if they didn't include that great diatribe from "Billy Madison".

That being said, the list isn't complete without a solid "Happy Gilmore" line:

Shooter: "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"
Happy: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!"
Shooter: "No!"

Is it just me, or do Brits come up with the best insults ever?