I don't wanna be in it

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I don't want to be in it too. (so count me in - though no nudity clause is required in my contract)

Nobody here is actually going to be in it as an actor, but you do have the lead role.

No nudity is required, unless you're played by Angelina Jolie.

>> ^dag:
I don't want to be in it too. (so count me in - though no nudity clause is required in my contract)

I don't want to not be in any material that's not it.
HA! Quadruple negative, bitches!

P.S. I could lend you a video camera if I we lived in the same country. Or, if I had one.

You can fuckin forget about it, i'm waaaaaay to shy for that stuff

I can only appear as a cynical, sarcastic riot cop working the beat with a heart of gold.

Splice me out

If it's a romantic comedy, I'm out.

Yeah, but other than that, go nuts. s'gonna be fun to watch.

I wanna play the part of Ace Meroney: a lovable, but mute, small town meth dealer who saves the planet with his capacity for remembering the questions to Jeopardy answers.

I'll be the guy that gets pissed off at everything!

^ You already did that scene.

Well you can not count me out.

I don't not do anal.

I love all of your double (and quadruple) negatives. Luckily for me, I've already decided who is in this thing. Hopefully I can forget at least one person so they can be the lucky one who gets to post the finished movie, fifteen years from now.

None of you are in the Guild, right? I'm not paying union scale.

Is it too late to get in on the action? Can I be played by the Swedish Chef from the Muppets?

I'll agree to be in it only if I can do one full frontal nudity scene.

^I'll be your fluffer

I don’t want Rasch, Dag, Thinker, Alien Concept, EDD, Farhad, Maatc, Gwizz, Rottenseed, MG, Zifnab, Ryjkvj, Djsunkid, Blankfist and/or Kulpims it in; preferably all of them not being in the nude, not doing anal, not taking dp, not swallowing &c.

I, myself, however, would love to be in this vid. Is it going to be a romantic comedy?

I want to be in in, or I absolutely don't want to be in it! Whichever option gets me in!! Now chop chop!

>> ^kulpims:
^I'll be your fluffer


Your mom volunteered already. Sorry.

Kill me off in the first scene, and I'll participate.

Now, if I'm in it... does that imply bestiality? Because that's going to play hell with the censors...

i wanna be in it, but i don't want a speaking part. just an extra please

This sounds like it will be wonderously bizzare. Can't wait to see the results! Except for the inevitable blankfist /kronoposeidon coming of age scenes.

Nobody wants to see your distended vagina, Mrs. Stone. Sorry.

>> ^blankfist:
I'll agree to be in it only if I can do one full frontal nudity scene.

A few points:

1. Nobody is doing any nude scene, especially not full frontal. Nobody wants to see computer nerds naked.
2. Kulpims is the resident fluffer, in case anybody just needs a pick-me-up.
3. It is not a romantic comedy, because we couldn't get Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan to resurrect their careers.
4. Blankfist is not allowed within 50 feet of Kulpims' mom, and he knows it. The law is the law.
5. Anybody with no vowels in their username will be killed off within the first ten seconds of their screen time, by a Vanna White impersonator.
6. There will be no bestiality, unless blankfist's mom wants a role. But let her know this isn't Beethoven 5, okay?
7. 90 percent of the people on this site will be extras, because I don't have a clue about most of you.
8. Nobody will be coming of age, coming out of the closet, coming clean or coming to grip with a deep-seated emotional problem. There will be no coming in this movie at all.

That is all for now.

KP is a slut.

Okay, now that is all.

A,E,I,O,U and sometimes Y. Sometimes Y!

4. Blankfist is not allowed within 50 feet of Kulpims' mom.

alright. as long as we don't have to relive that scene, i'm in.

Okay, I'll flip a coin.

>> ^Ryjkyj:
A,E,I,O,U and sometimes Y. Sometimes Y!

>> ^thinker247:
Nobody wants to see your distended vagina, Mrs. Stone. Sorry.

I'm not the one with the avatar that looks very vaginal.

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>> ^blankfist:
>> ^thinker247:
Nobody wants to see your distended vagina, Mrs. Stone. Sorry.
I'm not the one with the avatar that looks very vaginal.


Yeah, what is that anyway? At first glance - very vaginal.

It's a picture of my hand resting against my face, you guttersluts! Good god, people.

>> ^blankfist:
>> ^thinker247:
Nobody wants to see your distended vagina, Mrs. Stone. Sorry.
I'm not the one with the avatar that looks very vaginal.

>> ^thinker247:
Okay, I'll flip a coin.
>> ^Ryjkyj:
A,E,I,O,U and sometimes Y. Sometimes Y!




Wait, is this a Batman movie/TV show? Are you Two Face/Harvey Dent? If so, then can I be the Joker?

Dude, I think Dag just called you a C#%tface!

>> ^thinker247:
It's a picture of my hand resting against my face, you guttersluts! Good god, people.
>> ^blankfist:
>> ^thinker247:
Nobody wants to see your distended vagina, Mrs. Stone. Sorry.
I'm not the one with the avatar that looks very vaginal.