It's been too long, dotdude! Looking forward to the next one

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Stickying this post at the top of Sift Talk - sticky requested by rasch187.

For the benefit of those who are unfamiliar with our roasts, here are the ten roasts that have gone before.

CAUTION: Some links in roast threads are NSFW!


Roast I: choggie

Roast II: MycroftHolmz

Roast III: karaidl

Roast IV: MINK

Roast V: dotdude

Roast VI: thesnipe

Roast VII: Doc_M

Roast VIII: Zifnab

Roast IX: Obsidianfire

Roast X: rasch187

Sure, I'm in. Who're we roasting now?

Once we have the list, the magic die will be rolled.

Roasts should be like email subscriptions. Once you sign up for it, you must "unsubscribe" to be removed. As always, count me in. I hope it's rasch187 this time, so I can take the proverbial piss on him.

I dodged the bullet once, when the magic d20 called up my name but my roaster uhohzombies got in a car crash. That "accident" was difficult and expensive to arrange, I tell you. I'm still in.

I'm all in always and forever...

Bring it on, motherlovers.

I got burned pretty badly last time, but I learn NOTHING!

I'm in.

I'm starting the list from scratch in order to minimize "WIMP-OUTS." There were far TOO MANY over the months we regularly had roasts.

Like others of you here, I am an UNPAID volunteer.

I'll update the list during my next computer session.

>> ^gwiz665:
I got burned pretty badly last time, but I learn NOTHING!
I'm in.


It was all in good fun, gwiz.

However, let me add: MUHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

Thinker247 wins the all time price for best comment in http://parody.videosift.com/talk/Roast-IX-Who-the-fk-is-this-guy#comment-489767 (the lines that are stroked out). It was the defining moment of roasts.

.......I'm in!






Oh dear, what have I done?

in

>> ^dotdude:
I'm starting the list from scratch in order to minimize "WIMP-OUTS." There were far TOO MANY over the months we regularly had roasts.
Like others of you here, I am an UNPAID volunteer.

Quit your whining and get back to work! *cracks whip*

I only go away for a few hours and you guys break out the whips and kinky toys.

YEESH!

count me the fuck in.

i'm off to have sex with all your mums in preparation.

^My mom just called. She recounted how a blabbering drag queen dressed in what can be best described as SM attire made from trash bags and wine-bottle fishnets showed up at her work and attempted to molest her with a pencil. I hope it wasn't you, because I heard the security knocked out a couple of 'her' teeth when the guy tried to suck all of their dicks while being thrown out.

phew! what a messy session. and she did say she'd think of a good cover story.

next stop: mrs blankfist. must remember to throw the tabasco in my eyes before i enter.

>> ^deputydog:
phew! what a messy session. and she did say she'd think of a good cover story.
next stop: mrs blankfist. must remember to throw the tabasco in my eyes before i enter.

No, no...it wasn't a cover story. That was actually me.

Can you do me a favor, EDD and get my anal beads back for me?

^The tow rope with knots in it? I'm sorry dear, but the guards already disposed of it

So far the list is comprised of veterans. For those who haven't had the pleasure of being a part of the roasting process yet, go and research our previous roasts. Needless to say, they can get pretty ugly. What happens is if you want to participate, you go on the list and you may either be selected as the roastee or the MC. If you're the type that can't take brutal, ego-piercing insults, then this isn't for you. Most of us on here are pretty intelligent, as well as socially retarded and we don't know how to pull the punches on our well-thought cut downs.

We have made people cry and leave the site. Caveat ludio...

Awe Crap, I have no idea what I'm doing here... and for the life of me, I can't figure out why anyone would bother with little o'l me... I'm in if ya want me... Some of us less experienced people have to join in sometime....

Like I said..., I'm not sure I know what I'm doing...

>> ^Sagemind:
Awe Crap, I have no idea what I'm doing here... and for the life of me, I can't figure out why anyone would bother with little o'l me... I'm in if ya want me... Some of us less experienced people have to join in sometime....
Like I said..., I'm not sure I know what I'm doing...

Well if you do get picked as the roastee you have 2 options: walk up to the highest level member and punch him/her in the face ~or~ become somebody's bitch...

Ach, I'm in!

What have I done!? Now I have to read all the previous roast posts.

I'm IN.

Here are the roast pool lists that were used for Roasts IX and X. I'm posting the links here in case any of you wish to alert any of those sifters to the upcoming roast.

November List

August List

We need fired up participation. Begging is not necessary.

I think I'm required by Sift law to participate, so count me in.

Just so I understand the rules, saying "I'm IN" means I'm in?

My favourite roasting comment would be this one. It's got a little bit of everything.

Don't get any ideas though rottenseed, I'm not coming on to you. That blankfist tattoo on your ass is a turn-off anyway.

I'm in.

>> ^rasch187:
My favourite roasting comment would be this one. It's got a little bit of everything.
Don't get any ideas though rottenseed, I'm not coming on to you. That blankfist tattoo on your ass is a turn-off anyway.

Hey! I lost a bet (I couldn't get him off in under a minute),

^That could be read two different ways.


Here's a song for ya rotty.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Foxy-Get-Off-1978

hey I want in but I don't want to be the host person thingy... I don't mind being roasted or participating in a roast I just don't want to do that host stuff.. is that cool?

^My sentiments exactly!

To further clarify the rules .. by roasting you mean I do actually get to set some of these fuckers on fire right?

The die selects the Roastee and MC. We'll see what happens.

There aren't a lot of rules, but participants should remember that the Roastee is allowed to return fire at the end of the proceedings. The Roastee and MC coordinate the Roast Survey, Roast Schedule and whatever other Roast Details.

.NI m'I

berticus
blankfist
burdturgler
Crosswords
deputydog
dotdude
EDD
gwiz665
Haldaug
laura
MrFisk
Ornthoron
rasch187
rottenseed
rougy
Sagemind
schmawy
Shepppard
therealblankman

I consider most of the above to be my online friends.
Strange, huh?

ok do it

Good. We have some lady sifters in the pool now.

I'm in. Bitches.

can i jump in, if i feel the roast is inadequate... and not otherwise? ... im afraid of committment... ah ill just do what i feel like i bet you can stop me if you try! so there!

You can still count me in, although I don't say much these days I'm still around, and man are there a bunch of new members.

EDD and gwiz tried to bait me into joining in. I chose to ignore them.

Laura and bea have signed up. My hand is now forced. I'm in

well, if you're IN, so am I

Now the dominoes are all falling like a house of cards.. checkmate.

I like that with Laura, peggedbea, edd, alien_concept and rasch187 the girls are really representin' at this roast. Good to see.

about time to *unsticky this

Unstickying this post from the top of Sift Talk - unsticky requested by rasch187.

I'll continue to add more names up until the deadline next Sunday.

Im in sissies, do your worst.

^fuck you, smartass! couldn't think of anything else on account of being drunk;)

I'll say I'm in for now, but don't be surprised if I don't show up for it. I'll be in Iraq within a week, and of course I have no idea what I'll have for an internet connection there. I sure as hell wouldn't mind loggin on to see that I've been roasted, though!

Am Een

MGR: Your ass is gonna be roasting down there too in that sweltering heat.

Against better judgment, sallyjune=in.

Only a day and a half left before the die is rolled.

I'm gonna be in texas for a week now, so if I'm "it", I may not be responsive before I'm back.

Names beyond this point may participate, but will not be up for the roles of Roastee or MC this time.

Look for an announcement post. Please be patient. The next phase takes time.

>> ^gwiz665:
I'm gonna be in texas for a week now, so if I'm "it", I may not be responsive before I'm back.


^So what you're saying is, all sifters should know there's no internet in Texas, because it's a goddamn backwards state, right? RIGHT?? Fucking racist hippie.

Since some of you have been suffering from "Roast Selection Anxiety," I will tell you that our Roastee and MC have accepted their roles.

More will follow as the details are worked out.

You will not want to miss this one!

any day now.. i can feel the storm gathering

Is your knee telling you something?

Please proceed to the Announcement and Survey thread, here:

http://parody.videosift.com/talk/Blankfist-is-on-the-spit-ready-for-roasting-on-monday

THE JESTER