Burdturgler Takes Forever, But Finally Reaches 100-Star!



Netrunner's illegitimate sockpuppet (and KP's latest love interest) finally reached his 100 star, after five minutes of sifting, and we couldn't be prouder if Mr. Hankey himself had come down from God's butt and christened himself Peanut King of the Sift.

So visit Mr. Turgler's queue and enjoy his many wondrous shits, I mean sifts.

Congratulations are in order, as I'm sure you will be the first to hand blankfist some of your own a$$grav33.

Good job, Turd Ferguson!
kronosposeidon says...

I don't know why you think he's my sockpuppet, when everyone already knows he's in Netrunner's family business. However he HAS asked me to stick my hand up his ass. I'm still thinking about it.

Good job. What a meteoric rise. You'll be a crownie in no time, and then you can post all sorts of poo videos in your comment avatar. And that's what power is all about.

blankfist says...

Congrats, turd. We really enjoy having you around in these here parts. I would give you a bucket of A$$ GR@V33 to celebrate, but I'm afraid you've already burgled enough.

And, I second the notion that he's NetRunner's sockpuppet, not KP's.

swampgirl says...

>> ^kronosposeidon:
I don't know why you think he's my sockpuppet, when everyone already knows he's in Netrunner's family business. However he HAS asked me to stick my hand up his ass. I'm still thinking about it.
Good job. What a meteoric rise. You'll be a crownie in no time, and then you can post all sorts of poo videos in your comment avatar. And that's what power is all about.


I even wondered if he was a clever bait and switch sock puppet of Choggie's.... that he threw everyone off the trail with coming out on all the obvious sock puppet accounts.

I don't think that now

alien_concept says...

^ Blasphemy! Good on ya burdturgles, very much deserved. And luckily you've got plenty of non election vids in your stash, you're gonna reach 250 in no time. Keep doing what you're doing and being you, you're a much welcomed asset

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