Netrunner's illegitimate sockpuppet (and KP's latest love interest) finally reached his 100 star, after five minutes of sifting, and we couldn't be prouder if Mr. Hankey himself had come down from God's butt and christened himself Peanut King of the Sift.

So visit Mr. Turgler's queue and enjoy his many wondrous shits, I mean sifts.

Congratulations are in order, as I'm sure you will be the first to hand blankfist some of your own a$$grav33.

Good job, Turd Ferguson!