A New King in the Realm

posted by Warren E. Hale (MrFisk) 1 decade 1 year 10 months ago • 2,114 views
After the death of King Robert Baratheon, the videosift realm has splintered into chaos. False kings and usurpers abound. And a new King, hailing from beyond the wall (Canada), has been crowned.
They call him geo321, and his legacy of hard-hitting, controversial, and informative videos have left a path of corpses that have fattened many crows. Let's pray his quest to illuminate lies, falsehoods, and idiocy continues.
All hail geo321, the latest crowned member to the sift.

http://videosift.com/member/geo321

Show some love and upvote his pq: http://videosift.com/member/geo321/pqueued

28 Comments

dag says...

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No time for a song, but how about a limerick?

There once was a king named geo-three-two-one
Who liked to play with his fetal-bee-screw-scum

Wait I just remembered ... I'm not poetic. Congrats to you @geo321 the crown is well deserved - and thanks for all of your contributions.

UsesProzac jokingly says...

geo321, a siftin' son of a gun
a pillar of sift, in short we'd be berift
if he imploded and discarded all his vids;
sadder than a baby dead of SIDS.
Ok, that's hyperbole and a bit to far, even for me.
This poem has gone on much too long
and it's a free form hipster sort of psalm.
A limmerick wouldn't do the trick,
and I wouldn't have been able
to write as quick
if I tried to force myself into
that poetic constraint.
I hope this won't taint
your coronation;
Just wanted to give my
congratulation.

dag says...

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[snaps fingers vigorously]>> ^UsesProzac:

geo321, a siftin' son of a gun
a pillar of sift, in short we'd be berift
if he imploded and discarded all his vids;
sadder than a baby dead of SIDS.
Ok, that's hyperbole and a bit to far, even for me.
This poem has gone on much too long
and it's a free form hipster sort of psalm.
A limmerick wouldn't do the trick,
and I wouldn't have been able
to write as quick
if I tried to force myself into
that poetic constraint.
I hope this won't taint
your coronation;
Just wanted to give my
congratulation.

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