Just because YOU don't understand science and can't distinguish between fact and fiction, doesn't mean science is invalid. This is PAINFUL to watch, but is representative of the dysfunctional evangelical mind.

This video would be a perfect addition to a mandatory comparative religion course in High School.

I like how he can't discern the difference between atoms, molecules, electrons, protons, and cells...

He used to be a satanist? Ffs, he's gone from dumb to dumber. The more these cretins video, and post, their utter ignorance the better. Freedom of speech is a great thing, it allows morons to be seen by all.

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Hey now, no slamming Satanists.
>> ^A10anis:

He used to be a satanist? Ffs, he's gone from dumb to dumber.

Depends on whether LaVeyan satanism or hocus pocus satanism>> ^AdrianBlack:

Hey now, no slamming Satanists.
>> ^A10anis:
He used to be a satanist? Ffs, he's gone from dumb to dumber.

I can understand knowing nothing about science. I can understand making the leap from "I don't understand anything" to "nobody understands anything". Fish are smart, electrons are molecules, wind is a mystery. Whatever. There's lots of stuff I don't know, and I might one day decide to make a video. Sure, cool. Free country. Have fun.

What I can't understand is how you make this video and think, "OK, time to post this". Like, surely as he was recording this he couldn't have been thinking "man, this is going really well". He gets completely lost multiple times.. did he feel no temptation to start again? I assume nobody forces him to post these unedited from the first take - why not just think about what you want to say for a few seconds and try again?

Totally. It's easy to assume he's nervous, or maybe he was put on the spot. But then you find out he's the one that posted the video, willingly. So you get the impression that he was fine by that pitiful display of knowledge.>> ^jmzero:

I can understand knowing nothing about science. I can understand making the leap from "I don't understand anything" to "nobody understands anything". Fish are smart, electrons are molecules, wind is a mystery. Whatever. There's lots of stuff I don't know, and I might one day decide to make a video. Sure, cool. Free country. Have fun.
What I can't understand is how you make this video and think, "OK, time to post this". Like, surely as he was recording this he couldn't have been thinking "man, this is going really well". He gets completely lost multiple times.. did he feel no temptation to start again? I assume nobody forces him to post these unedited from the first take - why not just think about what you want to say for a few seconds and try again?

This videos makes kittens cry and hitler happy.

You are absolutely correct.
Anton is (was) the man.
*nod*
>> ^rottenseed:
Depends on whether LaVeyan satanism or hocus pocus satanism>> ^AdrianBlack:
Hey now, no slamming Satanists.
>> ^A10anis:
He used to be a satanist? Ffs, he's gone from dumb to dumber.

My dog is god.

Is this the gingers have souls guy a few years later? I'd like to see a mashup.

Poe. Really well done, too.

Maybe. If so it's really well done. Do you have proof he may be a poe?>> ^shuac:

Poe. Really well done, too.

I love people who spout this crap as fact.

'Nobody knows where the wind comes from'
'Nobody knows how electrons move'
'Nobody knows how the fuck I managed to get to this age without accidently killing myself.'

Sorry, couldn't watch much of this moron.

It's fine to not know stuff, but to then say that no-one knows anything by bizarre extrapolation, is just insane.

FOR FUCKS SAKE TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING CAR RADIO BEFORE YOU RECORD YOUR VIDEOS!!!

I hope this is a joke.

This reminds me of the environmentalist scene in Arrested Development, where Lindsay says :"if you love trees so much, why dont you go out and club some beavers?" And he replies "You dont really get nature, do you?"

>> ^rottenseed:

Maybe. If so it's really well done. Do you have proof he may be a poe?>> ^shuac:
Poe. Really well done, too.



Yes. He left comments and voting enabled on YouTube.

It's certainly not conclusive proof but if someone can show me a certified POE that disabled comments AND voting on one of their YouTube videos, I'd be more willing to think this guy's genuine.

You see, the vast majority of pro-religion YouTubers are 100% uninterested in discussion or debate. It's just not what they're looking for. They want to appeal to the echo chamber crowd and the best way to foster that illusion is to make sure no one can come & rain on their parade...so they disable comments/voting.

Where does wind come from?

That's easy, it's caused by trees waving.

Came here for the "magnets" comment, leaving satisfied.

I tortured my wife with this video. We both watched and felt dumber as the video went on, and then laughed. :-D

The whole rant about having an open mind was excellent.

It all starts when the nulecule comes out of its egg...
>> ^rottenseed:

I like how he can't discern the difference between atoms, molecules, electrons, protons, and cells...

Are you making a distinction here? Anton worshiped Satan:



Do you worship Satan?

>> ^AdrianBlack:

You are absolutely correct.
Anton is (was) the man.
nod
>> ^rottenseed:
Depends on whether LaVeyan satanism or hocus pocus satanism>> ^AdrianBlack:
Hey now, no slamming Satanists.
>> ^A10anis:
He used to be a satanist? Ffs, he's gone from dumb to dumber.

>> ^Fantomas:

Where does wind come from?
That's easy, it's caused by trees waving.


I think Morbo said it best:

http://videosift.com/video/Futurama-Wind-mills-do-not-work-that-way-Goodnight

Someone tell Potholer54 about this guy! I think we have a new Crocoduck Award contender! What a rambling bunch of nonsense - the US Americans need Bibles to help the hungry children and education such as Turkey and the France, everywhere like such as.

Parody yes? I hope.

Just goes to show you. Evangelicals should not do drugs. JUST SAY NO!

I am a Satanist, and I made a distinction between the two things Rottenseed wrote to me.

>> ^shinyblurry:

Are you making a distinction here? Anton worshiped Satan:

Do you worship Satan?
>> ^AdrianBlack:
You are absolutely correct.
Anton is (was) the man.
nod
>> ^rottenseed:
Depends on whether LaVeyan satanism or hocus pocus satanism>> ^AdrianBlack:
Hey now, no slamming Satanists.
>> ^A10anis:
He used to be a satanist? Ffs, he's gone from dumb to dumber.

Okay..so, what kind of Satanist are you? Do you just see Satan as a symbol for evil? Are you a deistic Satanist? A theistic Satanist? What is your cosmology?

>> ^AdrianBlack:

I am a Satanist, and I made a distinction between the two things Rottenseed wrote to me.
>> ^shinyblurry:
Are you making a distinction here? Anton worshiped Satan:

Do you worship Satan?
>> ^AdrianBlack:
You are absolutely correct.
Anton is (was) the man.
nod
>> ^rottenseed:
Depends on whether LaVeyan satanism or hocus pocus satanism>> ^AdrianBlack:
Hey now, no slamming Satanists.
>> ^A10anis:
He used to be a satanist? Ffs, he's gone from dumb to dumber.

In high school he chose to take an extra gym class instead of science class.

That said, he seems like a super-nice guy, even if he is undereducated and misinformed.

The stupid. It hurts.

"I'm not scared of what I don't know". Hmm, maybe this guy isn't as dumb as we think! There's someone else who said this very thing. A well known scientist (and atheist), Mr. Richard Feynman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cRmbwczTC6E#t=173s

This can't be real.

>> ^offsetSammy:

"I'm not scared of what I don't know". Hmm, maybe this guy isn't as dumb as we think! There's someone else who said this very thing. A well known scientist (and atheist), Mr. Richard Feynman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cR
mbwczTC6E#t=173s
Feynman wasn't scared of what is not knowable. This guy isn't scared of what is, yet he chooses to remain ignorant.
However, I'm still strongly leaning towards "not real".

Well, I said that Anton LaVey is the man I dig, so you can watch the video you posted to learn more. Or pick up his books, he is quite an insightful author.

But, to be honest...I'm not interested in discussing religion on VS.
I'm just here to crack jokes and sift cartoons.
>> ^shinyblurry:

Okay..so, what kind of Satanist are you? Do you just see Satan as a symbol for evil? Are you a deistic Satanist? A theistic Satanist? What is your cosmology?

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

This is what happens when Juggalos find God.>> ^ponceleon:

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Painful to watch. To think he took the video take and added graphics to it, like it was anything worth spending time elaborating on.

Excuse me, what is Poe? Perl Object Environment? =)

Excuse me, what is Poe? Perl Object Environment? =)


It's referring to Poe's Law.

This guy hits every basic grade-nine science concept and ties t all together as his only base of knowledge. After that, he lets his knowledge of religion (which isn't much) take over.

Wow. Someone send his ass back to basic frosh science class. Damn near everything he touched on was explained to me by my 9th grade science teacher.

And yeah, his theology is lacking too, which doesn't surprise me.

It could be a Poe, which wouldn't surprise me. But I dunno.