I'd get on my suit and tie and follow along on foot asking people to look at my cell phone before taking a flash photo of them, MIB style.

Being Edmonton, I'd expect some sort of oil refinery boiler.

Yeah, sometimes one has a massive load.

And yeah, sometimes you need help moving it.

The solution: more fiber.

Needed or not, I recommend daily Metamucil. Just makes everything go so much better. Healthy poops are the best!

That's WHAT SHE SAID....

OK, this is funny to me. This vessel was made at Dacro Industries. I was their first full-time sys admin from 1996 to 1999.

I saw one of these once. Getting it over a steep railroad crossing was insane.

It's a fractionation tower (fractionation column, spliltting tower etc. - lots of different names) for separation of components of natural gas or light ends of distillation or cracking processes for hydrocarbon refining. Hard to tell specifics, but if for Shell in Fort Saskatchewan (the Scotford site), one might guess given length and layout could be debutanizer or perhaps depropanizer for synthetic crude refining (looks too short for a de-C3, but hard to tell on its own).

Exactly what I was going to say!

I don't doubt that most or all of what you're saying is correct, but to us laypeople it sounds like this.

Oh look, the completion and delivery of the Iron Giant's penis.