I feel so stupit now

Well, here it comes. The rise of the females. Were doomed gentlemen.

LOL... That was long walk

That could be dangerous with my diet.

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You cruel bastard! That would be like rubbing your junk on a cactus!

I don't think I could stay in his position as long as he did. CRAMP!

How did they even survive practice?

OK. I admit it. I chuckled.

I second that.

I think it was a distraction tactic.

"We are all just prisoners here, of our own device" -Eagles




Birds Aren't Real!

The singers are the only people that carry their instruments with them since birth.

Good luck if you get a nose itch.

The look on her face was priceless. WHAT? You're not one of US!?

I have a car window breaker/seat belt cutter in my car. I wouldn't be surprised if that guy injured his hand trying to punch that window out. He thought about trying it again but I guess he learned the first time. It's suggested you break a car window in the corner and not the center.

I also have an air horn and pepper spray in the driver door pouch in the event of a wild animal threat during a body removal in remote locations or any other threats.

Birds Aren't Real, so no threat there.