Brings back such great memories.

That doesn't mean you can't get it done. Hell, for $20 and airfare I'd tie 'em for you. Now turn that frown upside down.

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Correct. I was a kid when I first heard it used. Later I always thought it was a deliberate mispronunciation of Moron for humor sake. For instance only a maroon would mispronounce it just as he also mispronounced ignoramus in this clip.

*spamer whamer

After walking 500 miles in two weeks he had to walk another 6 miles because his bus ride was canceled when he got to the lighthouse.

RIP Ned.

Since it takes two to tango, RIP William McKinney who died in December 1, 2011 (aged 80)

I haven't heard that expression in a racoons age.

Glad you were able to get all that out. Holding all that inside is sciencetifically not good for your health. You know... according to Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla.

Rode by a house once with a bunch of people standing around with drinks in their hand. A big colorful sign displayed in the front that read "We're all here for the sex". Imagine my surprise when they told me to put my clothes back on because it was a Gender Reveal Party.

A male doesn't need to give birth to become a father. It seems as though the female needs to earn the title of mother. Just sayin'.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/motherhood_b_1507441

Lankford - 0
Becerra -1

Is it safe to say Clifford Banes has never appeared on the show? Pretty funny either way.

Thank you Sheldon.




*snort*

*promote hard working dads

Malether



...and this https://youtu.be/sFBOQzSk14c

I think Neil DeGrasse Tyson would argue that they were in fact going exactly the right way.