Dude has a full size spare on the back!

It's 15 seconds long.

I think he's usually high on podcasts. Could be wrong.

Those cars were notorious for the latch popping open at any time.
Source: I had a '78 Camaro.

Do not watch right after dinner.

Also protects the holder. A wet mike can electrocute you.

'Scuse me
While I kiss this guy.

My guess is that the rebar doesn't go all the way through.

the wtf tag is well deserved.

We always call it in the air.

Wish my hands were large enough to do that trick.

Even if they are protected by a string of outer islands, the wind itself could cause massive destruction. A glass greenhouse in a hurricane? Yikes.

The whole time I was thinking, "Hit it with a hammer!"

Was not disappointed.

And ions lifters too.

This guy would be popular at burning man.