I want to go to pancake's house. I'm fuckin' hungry now, ya know.

...whats dicks house?

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This a sad little slice of dysfunctional family life. Sad.

I agree Dag. I've never seen any child not be happy about going to Disney (shit... I'm 30, and I would be love it) That dick's house must be pretty awesome though.

Yea, you'd be happy about going to Disney unless you thought you were going to see your Dad who lives in another state that you never get to see.

Disney World is nothing but a bloated corpse floating in a sun broiled marsh that's been stamped inside & out with that unholy company logo to make it seem "fun"..

Florida is a pit..

No amount of disgruntled Safari animals, themed non-roller coaster rides and 5 dollar bottles of water is gonna change that.

Nah, Disney World is the shit! I get that some people like to rally against the big bad corp, which is fine, but the experience of going is pretty damned amazing. Walt Disney wanted to create a place where kids and adults can both have a ton of fun, and he succeeded.

I can totally see this family in a day or two, with the mom screaming at her crying kids, "I PAID A LOT OF MONEY FOR THIS VACATION, SO YOU'D BETTER SHUT UP AND ENJOY IT!"

I couldn't agree more with Genji. This video is hilarious and so true. These kids are enlightened--ahead of their time! Is it really suprising to these parents that a kid with a mohawk and a kid with a hoodie on inside are going to respond less-than-enthusiastically to this news? They're wise to the sitch. in any case, Dick's house is probably way better than lions with bedsores and lame ass space mountain. Walt Disney invented fucking false american populism. He was a disgustingly reactionary bastard who wanted kids to grow up KNOWING that everything outside of a capitalist system was hell. Fuck him and his 'vision'. Still, those turkey legs are pretty amazing though, huh? Too bad they are 20 dollars a piece.

Looks like we have the whole family right here.

>> ^Xax:

Nah, Disney World is the shit! I get that some people like to rally against the big bad corp, which is fine, but the experience of going is pretty damned amazing. Walt Disney wanted to create a place where kids and adults can both have a ton of fun, and he succeeded.
I can totally see this family in a day or two, with the mom screaming at her crying kids, "I PAID A LOT OF MONEY FOR THIS VACATION, SO YOU'D BETTER SHUT UP AND ENJOY IT!"


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Come on, these kids are awesome. To see past the bullshit appeal of Disney, well I applaud them.

Just tell 'em they're gonna go see Dickey Mouse and Donald Dicks.

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" someone shut that fuckin kid up "

lol the kid actually cries! LOL Oh this vid will be remembered as a classic for eons upon eons!

There are starving kids in China who would kill to go to Disney World.>> ^Deano:

Come on, these kids are awesome. To see past the bullshit appeal of Disney, well I applaud them.

>> ^handmethekeysyou:

There are starving kids in China who would kill to go to Disney World.>> ^Deano:
Come on, these kids are awesome. To see past the bullshit appeal of Disney, well I applaud them.



No they want food, not entertainment.

I'm asking myself how anyone can plan, pay for and start an expensive vacation without asking the kids where they want to go?

Somehow I don't think these kids are upset because they are wise to the "evils of Disney". I think they're upset because they're whiny ungrateful shits.

>> ^griefer_queafer:

I couldn't agree more with Genji. This video is hilarious and so true. These kids are enlightened--ahead of their time! Is it really suprising to these parents that a kid with a mohawk and a kid with a hoodie on inside are going to respond less-than-enthusiastically to this news? They're wise to the sitch. in any case, Dick's house is probably way better than lions with bedsores and lame ass space mountain. Walt Disney invented fucking false american populism. He was a disgustingly reactionary bastard who wanted kids to grow up KNOWING that everything outside of a capitalist system was hell. Fuck him and his 'vision'. Still, those turkey legs are pretty amazing though, huh? Too bad they are 20 dollars a piece.


I've actually heard that the turkey legs we love so much are actually emu half of the time. A carnie told me that, so take it with a grain of salt or not.

These kids are right... Dick's House is AWESOME.

These kids wanted to go here? http://dickshouse.com ?

Don't understand it.

Kid should love it.

Geez, he has a haircut like Goofy.

I went to Disneyworld when I was a kid. I hated pretty much everything about it. Though I wasn't necessarily consciously aware of it at the time, it was indeed the soulless corporate machine under a veneer of canned cheer that put me off it. If you'd asked me at the time, I would probably have said I didn't like it because it was so "fake." It's similar to how I find clowns creepy and disgusting.

Anyways, my guess would be that these kids just spent ten hours in a car. Nothing would be likely to go down well.

Dick town?

Oh and for what it's worth, as a kid if I had my mind set on doing something that is what I wanted to do. I just hated being "deceived" even if it is into a surprise like this. If I'm all suped up to go to one place we better be going there AND whatever other place you have planned on taking me.

Sorry, kids, Dick's house was busted by the DEA so we're driving down south to Florida to drop off a HUGE chunk of product. Disney World is the only thing in the area that is at all amusing so fucking deal with it. You wanna be bored at Weeki Wachee or watch mommy toss back one too many at Bush Gardens? That's what I thought. Now look -- mommy's gotta sell off what she's got in the trunk, then you're gonna fuckin' love the shit out Mickey Mouse.

Whiney ungrateful little shits. Leave em in the Everglades and go have fun imo...

I'm sure they'll have a great time once they get there. Even if Disney sucks ass, Universal is great fun.

Regardless of all you out there jaded by the conglomerate that is Disney, this is a normal kid response.
Kids build up certain expectations for things and when they have their minds set on one thing, it's hard for many to switch gears. It's pure "Bait and Switch!"

Disney provides the worlds biggest playground for children, young and old.
It costs a fortune that most families can only afford once in a lifetime and some not ever.

These kids had no idea how to deal with the "Change of Plans. "
It's kind of a cheap trick to pull this stunt on the kids. Sure we've all seen it before with the "appropriate responses" but they most likely had some sort of build up. This trick planed more for the parents so they could receive the excitement that glowed off the kids.

Kids like to picture upcoming events in their minds before they happen.
Next time, don't keep it a secret, build it up slowly, and pop a surprise only when the kids are drooling for it.

My kids didn't even know what to expect from Disneyland. Sure they had heard of it but we had to go to the internet, show them pictures and describe to them what it was all about.

Then they got excited about it.

Luke: What's in there?
Yoda: Only that which you take with you

Maybe it wasn't Disneyworld.
Just sayin'

>> ^AeroMechanical:

I went to Disneyworld when I was a kid. I hated pretty much everything about it.

After going a few times as a kid, I went last year with my wife, my sister, and her husband. The 4 of us (all in our late 20s) had one of the best vacations ever... If you haven't experienced Disney World, on-resort, as adults with no kids to deal with, you haven't seen what great things Disney has for the non-kiddie-crowd. Give it a shot, regardless of your anti-establishment predisposition.

No, it surely was. I distinctly recall the man with the switch wearing a Mickey Mouse costume, and having to sing the "It's a Small World After All" song on the ride where you see who can carry the most buckets of coal to the furnace in 18 hours.

I suppose a part of it could be that most people only get to go to DisneyWorld for a week, whereas my father said my family won the five year package. My sister liked it though. She had so much fun with the Pirates of the Caribbean that she's been speechless ever since.

>> ^Sagemind:

Luke: What's in there?
Yoda: Only that which you take with you
Maybe it wasn't Disneyworld.
Just sayin'
>> ^AeroMechanical:
I went to Disneyworld when I was a kid. I hated pretty much everything about it.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going
to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."

He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a
pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but
decided to go home instead.

--Jack Handey

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