Good call. Good sift.

I smell top 15

Somebody needs to take action. If no one will, women will go around thinking it is alright to be both hot and not-available.

Lame. I submitted this earlier this week and was told it was a dupe, so I discarded it.

>> ^Ramdust:
Lame. I submitted this earlier this week and was told it was a dupe, so I discarded it.


Ya, I did too. Ask EDD, we had fun trying to resurrect a discarded video. It is on the sift, but it's a shorter version.

My personal favorite is when women feel the need to mention their boyfriend to guys who have no "romantic" interest in them. Because obviously any guy that talks to a female is hitting on her.

^well, aren't they?

yeah...there should never be any human decency interaction between sexes at all.

It should always be assumed that any man who talks to a woman wants to have sex with her, and that if she even says one word back she wants it too, right then.

All women know that being nice to a guy means you want them, and that then mentioning your boyfriend means you are a bitch and deserve being punished. Right?

Ha! What sucks for this guy is that just as he was, for example, kicking that one chick's dog...perhaps just after she said the word "boyfriend" and just before he said "fuck you"...she was drawing a breath to say "we share. He has a redhead upstairs now and I was just strolling looking for someone like you...they're waiting...wanna come up?"

Just sayin'.

So I'm guessing that Blankfist told Choggie that he already has a boyfriend.
http://www.videosift.com/video/A-Special-Highbrow-Video-For-Choggie

>> ^Aemaeth:
>> ^Ramdust:
Lame. I submitted this earlier this week and was told it was a dupe, so I discarded it.

Ya, I did too. Ask EDD, we had fun trying to resurrect a discarded video. It is on the sift, but it's a shorter version.


Yeah, but mine was full length and higher quality than this Break embed...

LMAO at the very end... punt-punt!

With all respect to the women on this site, this is fucking awesome. More men should do this instead of being led by their dicks all the time.

Pup punting is always awesome.

Hi laura...How you doing?

>> ^laura:
yeah...there should never be any human decency interaction between sexes at all.
It should always be assumed that any man who talks to a woman wants to have sex with her.

>> ^Hanns:
My personal favorite is when women feel the need to mention their boyfriend to guys who have no "romantic" interest in them. Because obviously any guy that talks to a female is hitting on her.

Every guy is at least partially trying
>> ^laura:
yeah...there should never be any human decency interaction between sexes at all.
It should always be assumed that any man who talks to a woman wants to have sex with her, and that if she even says one word back she wants it too, right then.
All women know that being nice to a guy means you want them, and that then mentioning your boyfriend means you are a bitch and deserve being punished. Right?
Ha! What sucks for this guy is that just as he was, for example, kicking that one chick's dog...perhaps just after she said the word "boyfriend" and just before he said "fuck you"...she was drawing a breath to say "we share. He has a redhead upstairs now and I was just strolling looking for someone like you...they're waiting...wanna come up?"
Just sayin'.

Is that how it works in your household?

I'm not talking to any of you. I have a boyfriend.
*waits to be banned from Videosift*

I love that he kicks that second dog just for, well, kicks.

Um, *howto... and *catsanddogs

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It should always be assumed that any man who talks to a woman wants to have sex with her, and that if she even says one word back she wants it too, right then.

You're half right.

>> ^quantumushroom:
It should always be assumed that any man who talks to a woman wants to have sex with her, and that if she even says one word back she wants it too, right then.
You're half right.


You talkin' to me?
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

That's rich laura-side-splitter action, sister!-lmaoa*smd
*spilled my drink

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qm already got a room.....

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I don't blame that guy at all. High School, after 3 years w/o a girlfriend, (a fact only included to help you understand how fuckin' annoying this is to me) there's this girl I had met, we shared common interests (The NY Times, Mock Trial, and we had a class together. Shut up. High School.) So after getting her number, and asking her out to ethopian (Another shared interest) we're having a great time and I'm all "woah I'm chatting up a girl BUT SUCCESSFULLY!" So we're doing pretty well, and I've paid for the entire check, she mentions that she's not living w/ her parents anymore. I say, "Oh, so where are you living?"
And she responds, "In New York. With a few gay guys and my boyfriend."
The worst part was, she kept on hinting that she was going to break up w/ the guy, cause he was doing study abroad. Even when he did, and she didn't I still pined after the girl for MONTHS!
Fuckin' High School

Wow, I feel like I'm back in high school after reading that last post. You need some closure, dude.

Arg. Attempting to resist explaining... attempt failed.

This is what every guy *wishes* he would have done instead of being nice to that bitch who led him on for a night or even days before dropping the big "I've got a boyfriend" or "I'm married" or "I only have two weeks to live". Logically, these women bring up their relationships quite early in the conversation, which seems appropriate, but that's really not early enough. There really needs to be some sort of visual indicator, like a badge, or a shaved head.

And the puppy punt really put the button on it.

Humans. Males and females and both? The guy had an agenda which was to connect with her human to human, and then to "trash" her. Clearly his sole purpose was to abuse/hurt a female human. Why? My first guess would be fear. Fear that he might actually have to perform. according to his dominating stereotype, appropriately. I would guess those acts were his cautious probes into external reality. Unfortunately, he did not realize that there are no stereotypes, there are simply what is in the now moment.

Here, here, mustapha-That's the uneasy jag that haunts this bit of overplayed gaggage-once is enough, but like a tired horse she's forced to bear the load another beleaguered mile, straining for a laugh as easy to swallow as the first-....

>> ^laura:
I'm not talking to any of you. I have a boyfriend.
waits to be banned from Videosift


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

Sounds like time for plan B...




Well hello there, dystopianfuturetoday. Lookin' lovely today.

That man kicking the dog, my friends, is Matthew Holness, the comedic genius behind Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. One more example of how ugly British men are so much funnier than American comedians.

The Jane Austin-era nod was great.

>> ^HadouKen24:
That man kicking the dog, my friends, is Matthew Holness, the comedic genius behind Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. One more example of how ugly British men are so much funnier than American comedians.

HEY! Us American men can be ugly too!

How come this isnt in any channels?
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Stupid tincan, nevermind then.

I think we need to *nochannel again to fix it.

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Ummm, something is wrong with my video.....help? Channels are not working, and maybe I don't understand how the top 15 work, but it fell off there for some reason....

LOL, look what happens when you try to downvote siftbot!

omg, its Cybernet all over again! Lucky! Pull the plug on sifty!!!

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longest siftbot post ever (actually I could make it longer and it wasn't a challenge statement).

HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT THIS VIDEO ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL? Really. It isn't funny. And I don't think it has anything to do with the fact that I'm a girl. It just isn't even funny. A big downvote.

Really? I think it's incredibly funny.

*promote...more guys need to learn.

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I'll up the ante and say that it's astoundingly funny.

But, it may just end up being incredibly funny.

*promote for one of my old favorites

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*quality *doublepromote because women love a gentleman, but not a gentle man. hur hur hur

Fuck you! *kicks*

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Anyone know why this comment was downvoted so much? Seems a bit like overkill to me. I didn't much like this clip either - there's humour to be had from this situation but this approach seems too crass.

>> ^thepinky:

HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT THIS VIDEO ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL? Really. It isn't funny. And I don't think it has anything to do with the fact that I'm a girl. It just isn't even funny. A big downvote.

Such a pleasure to see this video again.

>> ^Deano:

Anyone know why this comment was downvoted so much? Seems a bit like overkill to me. I didn't much like this clip either - there's humour to be had from this situation but this approach seems too crass.
>> ^thepinky:
HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT THIS VIDEO ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL? Really. It isn't funny. And I don't think it has anything to do with the fact that I'm a girl. It just isn't even funny. A big downvote.



There seems to be a herd mentality on certain things. When you see a comment on -5, you all the sudden feel a weight that you need to decide to upvote or downvote. The same happens when someone is also very high, to take extra time and consideration on those comments that have reached some type of arbitrary personal threshold. I find that whole dynamic very interesting. A comment will go for ages on 0, then once it gets a vote on either side you slowly watch the votes rack up, very interesting from a sociological standpoint.

>> ^Deano:

Anyone know why this comment was downvoted so much? Seems a bit like overkill to me. I didn't much like this clip either - there's humour to be had from this situation but this approach seems too crass.
>> ^thepinky:
HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT THIS VIDEO ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL? Really. It isn't funny. And I don't think it has anything to do with the fact that I'm a girl. It just isn't even funny. A big downvote.



Zeitgeist.

And I think that people respond angrily against someone who implies that they should all feel bad for thinking this is funny.

Like in http://videosift.com/video/Dumbass-of-the-Day

So many people think their opinions are universal.

Hilarious, but unnecessary.

The best thing to do when a woman has a boyfriend is to seduce her then convince her to leave him for you. That's how I got my girl of 8 years.

Throbbin is not invited to my BBQ's.

The proper response should be:

"I have a goldfish."

Then when she says she doesn't get it, you tell her:

"Oh, I thought we were talking about stuff that doesn't matter."

>> ^thepinky:

HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT THIS VIDEO ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL? Really. It isn't funny. And I don't think it has anything to do with the fact that I'm a girl. It just isn't even funny. A big downvote.


You're right thepinky! It's not funny. IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!



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Trollin' They Hatin'!

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Kinda how I've been feeling lately. *promote

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