At least we now know what choggie has been up to.

apparently, the fatter your thighs the better the wink.

Looks like somebody is smuggling jello in their winkers

I'm not so sure how making a fashion statement out of being fat is going to work out.

That's 15 seconds of my time I could have better spent doing nothing. Oh well.

>> ^Kerotan:
That's 15 seconds of my time I could have better spent doing nothing. Oh well.


It was over 3.5 minutes long.

i have the pair with the duck

Having the word "Action" surrounding your anus is probably not the best of ideas, unless you're into that sort of thing.

one that looked like a gaping cut in your leg opening and closing would be pretty cool

>> ^ant:
>> ^Kerotan:
That's 15 seconds of my time I could have better spent doing nothing. Oh well.

It was over 3.5 minutes long.


Its a good thing I realised that I't wasn't going anywhere fast and skipped through the video, saw the clapper trousers nearly died laughing, and then wondered if there is a correlation between bad business ideas and the terrible nature of music that they use to promote them.

This is what I've always been saying - the action is in the crack of the ass.

And now I can say it - with a fat rump & shitty jeans.

This is one of the least appealing things I've ever seen.

The fact that the fabric of your pants gets stuck in the layers of fat under your ass when you walk doesn't seem to be the type of thing you want to accentuate.

Call me crazy.

What the hell is up with that music? It grates my ears.

>> ^TheFreak:
This is one of the least appealing things I've ever seen.
The fact that the fabric of your pants gets stuck in the layers of fat under your ass when you walk doesn't seem to be the type of thing you want to accentuate.
Call me crazy.


You're fuckin crazy man.

Patent Pending? Really?

Christ dude, move on to the next get-rich-quick-scheme.

Is there a patent pending for the music as well?

I think Carrot Top should have come up with this idea for his shows.

You know, a much more effective way to get people to stare at your ass as you walk away would be to loose some of the weight. Plus you wouldn't be a laughing stock, just a . . .gazing. . stock.

How about ones the just have disappearing text.

"left" "right"

"yes" "no"

"lose" "weight"

the lack of Sir Mix-a-lot in the soundtrack is utter *fail

I pray to Christ that after the bombs fall, this is all that history will know of America.

What, no Pac-man one? I'm disappointed.

I didn't realize you could patent looking ridiculous.

If I buy a pair of these for my grandma's birthday does that make me a bad person?